Going Our Way Page #6

Just imagine

that some parents show up,

asking how their kids are doing?

'Well, they were supposed

to return yesterday,

but they got lost in the woods. '

No big deal, we already sent

some boys up there

to rescue them. Great!

Let me give you a massage.

Or, if my ex showed up!

She's mental!

Where is Jake?

I want to see my son!

She totally spoiled him,

that crazy broad.

Your neck is so stiff.

My neck is stiff because of her,

but you get me stiff

a different way.

- Parents are here.

What is it?

- Someone's dad is here.

Tell him to come back

some other time.

You can't just send him away.

Hello. - Hello.

How can I help you?

I came to see my son.

- And your son's name is?

Alex. - Alex!

Lt's Alex's dad...

Alex, let me think

where Alex is... Alex!

He's not here. He's on a trip.

- Right. Alex is not here...

He went on a... on a trip...

with scout-leader Peter.

- I don't mind waiting...

No, don't even think

about waiting.

Esmeralda!

I wanted to surprise him,

I didn't tell him I was coming.

So... I guess I'd better be going.

Now, now, now!

Oh, can I ask you

to give him something?

Lt's the last one

missing in his set.

Xavi, wicked! Barca, Barca!

- The ball...

Have you seen a doctor?

- No! Yes!

Here all injuries

are checked by a physician,

even if it's just a bump.

- It doesn't look like a bump.

Bye! - Bye!

We just started out and

you're already getting tanked.

I need to release

the pressure in my ears,

because of altitude.

Brandy helps, because

it raises blood pressure.

Where are you going, boys?

- A few scouts went missing and

we have to bring them back.

- Oh, some action, great!

Those are real men, see?

While you barely keep

your eyes open. Ten squats, now!

- Come on, leave him alone.

We, Fekonjas, were always

mountain folk.

Fekonja!

Sausage.

- Bravo, Mayda.

We need this for strength.

- How come you're not eating?

I'm not hungry.

I don't feel like eating.

John doesn't feel like eating?

Are you sick?

I feel kind of dizzy. A little.

- From the height?

No. I think I'm in love.

Damn Mother Nature!

I itch all over.

You miss your folks, that's all.

- Psychosomatic.

You're right. Where the hell

are we going, anyway?

He's on the verge

of a nervous break.

Maybe we should head back?

I don't know...

What about the parrot?

We said that we would head

up Little Peak.

It's a hawk! Damn!

Go away!

Do you put a cross

on an animal's grave?

I don't know, I guess not.

I could make a speech.

I made a cross, just in case.

- You're nuts. For the parrot!

We are gathered here

in the wilderness

to burry our beloved parrot,

who was captured

and stolen from her family,

then sold as a house pet

across the ocean.

What are they doing?

They buried something...

Life is cruel,

and all good things

must soon come to en end.

Esmeralda, rest in peace.

Now they're leaving. Just you

wait, you buch of idiots.

You can't shoot a hawk with

a homemade bow and arrows.

Yeah, too bad.

Ha, we got you!

- What now?

Back to the camp, now! - Who

do you think you are, my mother?

The troop-leader sent me after

you! - And if I say no, then what?

I can kick your butt.

- You can kick my butt...

Well, I'd love to see that.

- Oh, yeah? - I can hardly wait.

I'm still waiting for you

to kick my butt.

Just leave me alone, will you?

- OK. You're on your own now,

but I would like to know

how these two dorks

will carry you all the way

to the camp.

The girls are having a dance

tonight. - What dance?

Are you brain-dead?

"Oh, Big White Butt

You're fat indeed,

Fat Like a pig...

Whoever has to carry you,

Really suffers too!"

How come you're singing, too?

- To forget about the pain.

I didn't know that a bird

of prey could devour a parrot.

They must be hard to chew.

Maybe Aborigines eat parrots.

They're kind of weird.

Why are we making a detour?

Lt's the long way...

Bastards, you're carrying me

past the girls' camp.

Look:
I took your babe

canoeing, and she said

she would dance with me!

They're coming, and they're

carrying someone on a stretcher!

Thank God!

What were you thinking?

Why didn't you come back?

Just as long as nobody's hurt!

What's wrong with your leg?

Lt's nothing, just a bump.

I bet it was your idea,

you Apache! Pack of demons!

Where were you?

Didn't I tell to return

to the camp the next day?

Go to bed, all of you.

Immediately!

Lt's five p. m. Calm down,

everything ended well,

don't take everything

so seriously.

I take everything seriously?

No way, I am just joking

for the mere fun of it, ha, ha!

And you two, you two

will keep watch all night

for the rest of the week!

And what shall we be doing

during the day? - Washing dishes!

There's a whole pile of it

waiting for you, smart ass!

Come here, son. It's OK,

they tricked you into this...

Go hug your cook,

and leave me alone.

They didn't trick me

into anything,

I'm just as guilty as they are.

I'm not such a kid.

If they have to wash the dishes,

then I'll wash them too!

I've had enough of you, get it?

Real nice, how pathetic.

All for one, and one for all.

So be it, you'll regret it!

From now on:
No more store,

no more swimming, and yes,

about the dance tonight -

consider it cancelled!

You need to calm down.

Go smoke a cigarette,

if it helps you.

Smoke two, if you have to.

There's no ambulance!

Take a bus?

There's no bus service!

So, take a taxi.

I don't have that much money!

What country we live in!

- That's not fair.

Martin should bring

the best stuff,

snacks, balloons. Like that.

- And condoms, just in case.

We haven't got any money left.

- Right, but he doesn't know that.

All he wants is make a profit.

Marko, we have some bad news.

I thought so. Go on, tell me.

Your parrot is dead.

A hawk killed her.

We shot arrows at the hawk

to scare it away,

but it was too late.

But Esmeralda was very brave,

she fought back.

She was still alive

when we got there...

She just lay there,

but raised her head slightly

and said with her last ounce

of strength:
Marrrko!

Marrrko...

Thanks, man.

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What about your medical

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