Going to Brazil

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No good.

The plural.

"They thinks"?

Pathetic.

So?

Suspended, but only for 2 weeks.

You realize you broke her arm?

You realize she called me a retard?

I pay for your karate

as a form of therapy,

not to hit people like that.

What the hell? Seriously?

What are you doing to my sister?

I'll f*** you up!

Yeah, right, run away!

Little f*ggot.

Unbelievable!

You don't try to get respected?

See what he did?

Like you were blowing someone!

It's a tough age.

Fun teacher.

- Sorry?

- Sorry what?

- Fun teacher?

- You heard me.

Excuse me,

can you take the hysteria outside?

We're eating.

What the hell?

I'll rip your eyes out!

Sit back down.

Motherf***er!

Can you calm down?

Apologize to them both.

- Me, apologize?

- Yes.

Don't count on it.

F*** you,

your whore and your fries!

A**holes with their big fat asses.

Not their asses!

- We're not even fat.

- I agree.

But "whore" is okay.

See? "Whore" is okay.

Get going, Lily. Enough.

We'll go.

He didn't react to "whore".

No one's a whore.

What?

F***ing f*ggot.

Enjoy...

- Stop shouting.

- Get out. You're a pain!

Excuse us.

What do you mean, a break?

A break, and...

we hook up later.

In fact you're saying

you want a break

so you can f*** around

and I keep quiet

because we're taking a break.

- Come on, Chlo...

- Beat it.

- You okay?

- Great.

- Get dumped again?

- Yep.

Thanks for the "again".

It's time, guys.

Come on, Arnaud.

- Where's Chlo?

- I don't know.

Chlo!

Yes, chef?

It's not break time, okay?

Yes, chef.

- Okay?

- Yes, chef!

Good.

Nice, Arnaud.

Don't flamb so much!

Perfect.

Why is it open?

What the hell?

Did we get robbed?

Chlo?

You got dumped again?

News from the b*tch.

Thanks for the "again".

Katia's getting married?

In Brazil!

F***ing Brazilian wedding!

Ticket for Lily too.

Jesus Christ!

"I know I hurt you..."

Look, she apologized.

Lots of mistakes.

Forget it.

We're not even her bridesmaids.

She just wants to gloat.

But it's in Brazil.

She ditched us, remember?

We couldn't even start

our food truck.

No news and she whistles

and we run like dogs?

I'll be a dog in Brazil.

Me too.

I don't understand.

Where is the b*tch?

She didn't even come.

Hey there, it's us.

We just got into the airport.

It's really nice out.

We're happy and I...

Another call.

It's Katia, girls!

Hey, chicks! Welcome to Brazil!

Katouche!

I'm so happy to see you!

You look gorgeous!

Thank you.

You didn't gain weight?

Yeah...

I don't believe it! You're pregnant?

It's a boy.

I have so much to tell you.

Are you coming soon?

No, the problem

is that I'm in Floripa.

Very pretty but very far.

They almost kidnapped me

for my bridal shower!

That's Brazil for you!

Parties take priority here!

I'll be there tomorrow, I promise.

Where do we sleep tonight?

Katia!

F***!

Ditched again!

Great... Brazil is amazing.

I'm thrilled to be here.

I said it would be a pain.

Total pain in the ass!

Great room but isn't it expensive?

Relax, it's fully paid all included.

Tomorrow my driver will pick you up

princess style.

Your driver?

Actually he drives Tinho,

my future hubby,

who's at a bachelor party in Bahia.

With his old, bald, rich friends?

Yeah, right. You'll see.

We'll chill.

It wasn't planned but...

tudo bem.

Tudo bem!

Can we see the favelas?

To hear baile funk.

Are you crazy? I want something safe.

Try near the Jardin Botanico.

Lots of cool bars.

Or else try...

What a dummy!

Try a place called the Smalto.

Tinho and I love it there.

There are hot guys, great music.

A private club with an amazing view,

very fancy.

You'll love it, girls!

Come on.

Welcome to Brazil!

We're in Brazil!

Have you seen Lily?

- Have you seen Lily?

- No, I haven't.

What?

- Do you want...

- To relax.

Don't tell my sister.

Against the jetlag!

Am I intruding?

No comprendo. I'm French.

Really?

I love France! And French girls.

You don't say!

You know what I like?

We're classy, aloof,

with sexy accents?

You are...

How do you say?

Freaks in bed.

Freaks?

Freaks in bed!

I want us to take something.

You want?

How's it going?

What?

To think that the favelas

are so close!

They live on a dollar a day.

She's funny.

I'm funny... F***ing loser.

You want perfume?

Perfume!

You want?

I don't believe this!

Vive la France!

Papi ate one more!

Number seven!

Go for eight!

- It's you!

- It's you!

Smells like a whorehouse!

Really?

Everything okay?

- I feel great.

- You're weird.

No, I'm not weird at all.

Let's go. We'll get Lily.

Stay, not so soon.

Put your underwear on.

I want to talk to you.

Who do you think you are?

Little brat.

F***!

Is he dead?

He's not dead.

Tell me he's not dead!

Let's beat it.

Sit down!

You're stressing me out!

I'm the one stressing you out?

It's not Lily's penthouse push-over

who should stress you?

Sorry,

I didn't want him hitting on me.

Not your fault.

Exactly, let's call the cops.

We'll explain. End of story!

What do we say?

He tried raping her, what else?

In public?

After I screwed him?

Case closed!

Why must you always f***

with everyone?

What would it have changed

if I had an uptight twat like yours?

Uptight what?

Use your f***ing head.

We're wasted.

The dude was rich.

Cops here aren't nice.

And Lily's cellmate

won't have an uptight twat.

- Uptight what?

- P*ssy!

Dammit!

That's why we have to go.

Pack your bags.

We'll take the first plane. Hurry!

But Katia.

Screw Katia.

How classy. What do we tell her?

Screw Katia.

Our lives are at stake.

Maybe he's not dead.

Yeah, he probably just

scraped his balls.

Is it a time to joke?

The cops won't joke.

They're looking for us.

Don't make noise.

We have to go.

No, wait...

I'm not going alone.

Surprise!

Katouche.

I'm so happy, happy,

happy to see you!

- I can't find the words. I'm...

- Happy.

It's Beirut.

What happened?

It stinks! Let's air it out.

Jeez... What's wrong?

I came all the way to apologize

for skipping the airport.

Come on, I'm pregnant.

No, that's not it. It's that...

we have bellyaches...

Chlo got dumped.

By text.

No way, Cloclo...

It's nonstop with you.

You have no luck.

Same old thing.

Actually it's good news.

Because all my fianc's pals are hot.

You're gonna...

Better to be single here.

It's a blessing in disguise!

Cheer up.

I'll take you Brazilian style!

Get dressed, get motivated!

It's gorgeous.

I never tire of it.

The chopper helps.

Look!

Christ the Redeemer!

There are the beaches.

Ipanema, Copacabana, Leblon.

We'll go.

Weekends are nice.

Always nice here.

Wasn't Paris awful?

I'll say.

It shows... on your faces.

We'll fix that.

You're all the same. It's wild.

You've gotten bigger.

You've grown breasts.

Are you happy? It's cool.

I wanted to say...

I'm sorry I left you

without any news.

My behavior was pretty shitty.

When I came here,

it all happened quickly.

I was out of it.

But that doesn't mean I forgot you.

I'm happy to see you.

I fell in love.

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