Golmaal: Fun Unlimited Page #2

Should we stop living?

Hey make four half cup of tea

and a cookie for me. - Money?

It's of green color and it

has Gandhi's photo on it.

Come on make the tea.

Come on... come on

give money... money.

Have we till date ever

given you any? - No.

Then why are you asking?

- I have stopped giving on loan.

Has your license been renewed?

- No.

What is the number for Municipality?

I am making... I am making it.

- Add ginger and cardamom.

Lolita.

Have some shame.

What is your age and you are

looking at Lalita Pawar.

"Hey not down, look up!"

Hey Lolita... baby... yes!

Hey don't look at her

with bad intentions...

...she is your bhabhi.

- When did she become that?

You all wait I will make

her one and come.

Even I have to make a bhabhi.

"Let them go, they are walking

into a death well. "

Look over there. Vasuli.

Rascals.

Hey didn't you tell.

- What?

That looks like Sanjay Dutt.

That same body that same face cut.

Vastav movie's vermillion spot.

"Vasuli, I have spoken

with Raju Irani... "

...he is going to launch

you in his next movie.

But my that money.

"Oh no, I am talking about crores

and you are collecting change!"

What are you saying!

- Sorry. - It looks very cheap.

You have the same personality.

It will be great if you learn

a little on dialogue delivery.

"Dialogue? - Like hey Circuit,

give me a magical embrace. "

"Hey Circuit, even give me

that magical embrace. "

"Mind blowing... "

"... that... that walking

style. Your body is perfect. "

I will teach you that?

- Show... show.

"Hey come on, move aside...

move aside. "

"Here, be a hero and stand in style. "

"No man, what are you doing!"

"Not like this, there is

a personality. A style. "

Just like a hero.

- Again.

Look carefully.

- Ok.

Hey are you teaching

me to walk or to run?

"Hey, he is bluffing us,

catch that rascal. "

Hey!

"Mother, forgive me. Deal for me too. "

"Aunty, even forgive

me. Here is mine. "

"Mother, take him up!

- Hey! - Sorry. "

"Mother, forgive him too.

- Another one by me. "

"Rascals, you all left

me alone and came. "

"You came, right? - Deal for me too.

Who is winning? - Mine. "

Vasuli has seen the room.

Vasuli has seen the room.

"Laxman, open the door!

- I won't open it. "

Hey the door!

- Hey man!

Oh good afternoon sir.

- Good afternoon.

"Are you alone?

- Yes sir, absolutely alone. "

"Is your party over?

- I was studying, sir. "

"No partying.

- You want to be a doctor, right?"

"Yes sir, cancer specialist.

- Cancer specialist. - Yes. "

"Cancer specialist, tell me at which

special place have I got cancer?"

"Sir, my education is still

incomplete how I can tell that. "

Shut up. You all only told the

students that I have cancer.

And I don't have money to

get my cancer treated.

"I have become so poor that...

you are laughing, idiot. "

Are you all not ashamed? You all

snatched the fees from the children.

I have got 500 SMSs since morning.

Since people got to know that I

have cancer I have got 500 SMSs.

"Sir, this is a thing

to be happy about... "

...you have so many admirers.

- Shut up. Shut up!

They are Smsing me so that I pay

back their loan before I die.

You all have done this fraud.

You all only have done it.

I will not spare... I will

not spare anyone!

Sir... sir... sir you... you...

you know what...

...all dreams my mother has for me...

"... sir, please don't do any such

thing. - Really? - Please sir. "

Your mother has dreamt

about such dreams?

"What is this?

- Sir, human research. "

Hu... - I have human research

as a subject.

"So I am writing a thesis on

all these things, that's it. "

This... this... all this is

human research? - Sir.

You are writing your thesis

on these naked rags?

These obscene photographs!

"No... no... no sir... sir, that...

that there is leakage on... "

...the walls so I put

these photographs.

"There is nothing else in this, sir. "

"You should have stuck

something else, son. "

"Sir, I didn't find anything

else so sir... "

"See Laxman dear, you are a good boy. "

"But don't let those three loafers

enter here. - No, sir. "

Please son.

- Absolutely not.

"Please son, you concentrate on

your studies. - Right, sir. "

You are a bright student.

- Thank you sir. - Ok? - Thank you.

Sir... sir. No... no sir.

Hey thief!

"Sir, I don't know who they are,

they are not with me. "

"Sir, you... you know them?"

So you all are here only.

"Take this, keep it considering

it as the rent for the room. "

We will give it every month.

- You all are bribing me!

How long has it been since you...

...all have been thrown

out of college?

10 years?

- 10.

It has been 10 years and

you all are still here!

Sir... sir... sir.

- Are you all not ashamed!

I have a scheme. You sit.

- I don't want it.

Sit down.

- No. Leave.

"On buying one Zippo lighter,

you get one flat free!"

I don't want any scheme of yours.

Last time too you all had

given a similar scheme.

"Sir see this, I have

brought such an AC... "

...that all your life your

electricity bill will not come.

"But the AC was good.

- Keep quiet, fool!"

I am still taking loans

and paying its bill.

Hey!

What are you saying?

"Sir, he is saying that hey we know... "

...that you are crazy

for Rosy madam...

...and we still haven't written a

letter telling your wife about it.

Sir! - He is saying it...

he is saying it not me.

You all are trying

to blackmailing me!

Are you all not ashamed of it!

I will hand you people

over to the cops.

Firstly you all are staying

illegally here from 10 years.

I will hand you people

over to the cops.

All your life will

be spent in prison.

Get out! Get out!

- Why do you get angry?

Say it with some manners.

- Get... get out! - Come.

Are you coming? - No. - He cannot

take such a small thing.

Get out... get out... get out!

"See you are very intelligent.

- Thank you, sir. "

And don't let these three

loafers come in.

Never.

- Keep your doors locked.

Absolutely. - These loafers

shouldn't come inside.

"No, sir.

- Get out. - Thank you, sir. "

"Sorry, sir. Thank you,

sir. Thank you. "

See what you are doing

is very wrong.

One day this dean will

throw me out of here.

I will have problem but even you...

...all won't have a place

to stay in. - Now deal.

"Hey man, this is sir's pouch. Give

I will go and give it back. "

"Hey Dhanveer

Khan's Xerox, bring it here. "

Fair and lovely.

- Really!

Condoms? Its chewing gum.

What is it?

- Go.

What is that?

- Exam paper.

"Come on give it to me, I will

clear. Give it to me. "

How will he pass he is

not giving his papers.

Why? - He has to sell

the papers tomorrow.

Correct. As no one is going

to buy them from us.

Why?

- And he is decent.

"Hey... hey see, I am not

going to sell papers. "

I am very serious about this.

Hey mother has a deep desire.

Sorry aunty.

- Sorry aunty.

"Here... here... here we go. "

"We are running for the money. "

"Taking it down with us...

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