Golmaal 3 Page #4

Guddi.

- Pappu.

Guddi, you've

turned into an old maid!

Have you seen a mirror off late?

People must call you grandpa now.

People often change with time.

By the way, l am here

for Gopal and Laxman..

What do you want of them?

Not you, l want to talk to them?

- Yes, tell me.

l am their mother.

Mother.

My children have

suffered a huge loss..

..because of your children.

Your children?

- Yes.

lt's best that you

talk to your children.

My children are sensible.

Because they're like their mother.

You better talk to your children.

Guddi. Pappu.

Hey, do you recognize him?

Show him your finger and you

will remember him forever!

Show it, show it.

- Like this.

Gopal, tell me.

When will you give it?

- Right now.

Here.

Not the pop-sickle. l mean my money.

Vasooli, forget about your money.

Why?

- Yourjet-ski business was ruined.

That's why we bailed you out..

..so that we can

start a new business.

Do l look like a..

Fool to you.

- Vasooli, the truth is bitter

This bitter?

Come this way, everyone knows..

.. that you don't hold

any respect amongst others!

What?

- Yes.

And only because you are

not a well known name.

Nor do you enjoy the fame

of an established business.

With respect, you

will also attract fame.

And gorgeous girls

will fall for you.

That felt nice.

But the jet-ski business..

was ruined.

On that note, l just remember..

Diwali (Festival of lights)

is approaching.

Why don't we open

up a fireworks shop?

Vasooli fireworks.

Vasooli 'Chakri' (Fireworks).

Vasooli 'Sursuri' (Fireworks).

Vasooli 'Lavangi' (Fireworks).

Vasooli Missile.

Duck

- why?

Vasooli rocket would fly by too!.

Yes.

This Diwali, you'll be famous.

"Here. There."

"l will be famous."

"Here. There. Everywhere."

What happened?

Why are you so tensed?

Today's we celebrate the

opening of Vasooli fireworks!

Daboo, someone has set

up a fireworks shop right..

..in front of ours!

Oh sh*t.

Gopal, they've launched a

similar business yet again. - Yes.

Hide it. Hide your fingers.

Oh, no.

lt's okay.

Dance and say the same,

it will be great fun!

Say it!

What are you doing?

Copycat. Copycat. Copycat.. Copycat

You copy our business ideas..

..better than one copies in exams.

We will destroy your

entire shop, Vasooli Fireworks.

Yes.

- Yes.

You will destroy my shop?

You will destroy Vasooli's shop?

l have a knife!

l will stab you!

Puppy!

Hey Madhav!

Do me a favour let's play holi.

Happy 'Holi' (Festival of colors).

lt's 'Diwali', get lost.

We'll take care!

Basheer.

- Basheer?

You forgot all about me on..

..this auspicious occasion

of 'Eid' (lslamic festival).

Happy 'Eid'. Happy 'Eid'.

Happy 'Eid'.

Puppy boss, leave him.

Puppy boss, lt's 'Diwali' today!

DDLJ (lndian movie). 'Diwali'!

And he's not Basheer, he's

from your rival gang, Vasooli.

V-SS-LL-OO. Vasooli!

lnspector!

Danger. Danger.

Wasn't it you who l met

that night..

..the night queen's

necklace was stolen?

Yes. Yes.

Yes, inspector, sometimes

the thieves are to..

..our left and to our right..

..and we never realizes it!

l have seen you two before!

Hey, pink shirt, Why

are you hiding your face?

He's talking to you.

My mother eloped with someone.

Since then, l've been hiding

my face, you don't understand!

Okay, okay.

And you, blue shirt.

The person with who his

mother eloped, was my father!

lnspector, look at

their understanding!

Sir.

- Yes. Drop it!

Buy crackers for your child.

Or else your wife will beat you up.

Shut up, Gandhari, you shouldn't..

lnspector, you want crackers,

don't you?

Come with me, to

Vasooli fireworks. Come.

No, no, no, Vasooli.

Come to Puppy fireworks.

Just a minute.

The better rocket out of the

two will win the first sale.

Now you light it!

Hey hey, look down.. Here.

Rocket.

"Golmaal. Golmaal."

"Your love.. is coming ..

.. back to me."

"Your love.. is coming ..

.. back to me."

"Where are you? Where am l?"

"Where am l? Where are you?"

"Come back to me once."

"Your love.. is coming back to me."

"Where are you? Where am l?"

"Where are we lost?"

"Come back to me once."

"Your love.. is coming..

..back to me."

What's going on?

lt's the Sunday Mass, Guddi.

l am talking about you.

What have l done?

Aren't you ashamed..

..of following me around..

at this age?

l didn't follow you, Guddi.

Well, coincidentally,

6-7 times in a day..

Coincidences don't

occur 6-7 times in a day.

All the neighbours

have noticed you..

lf you were so concerned about me..

..you should've come back then!

l had left for coming back.

But l was exhausted

trying to fill the bag..

..your father gave me.

l danced in the discos all night!

Sold coconut water during the day!

On weekends, l went about

selling sweets from door to door.

Children would shout at me

"Here comes the sweet seller".

When l returned, l saw

that your house was locked.

l asked everyone around.

ln turn, they asked me as to why

did l not ask about it 3 years back.

l waited for you, Guddi.

But you.. you got married!

Didn't you?

Did you buy those 3

children from the Big bazaar sale?

Buy one, get two free.

Did your sons pop

out from a toaster?

They are not..

They are not my children.

They are uncle Shambhu's children.

What?

You.. you married uncle Shambhu?

What is he saying, Guddi?

What are you.. No.

Have you gone crazy?

They are uncle Shambhu's grandsons.

Yes.

Their family passed

away in an accident..

..and Gopal and Laxman

started living with us.

Then..

My father suffered a

big loss in his business.

He couldn't endure the shock.

He.. he died.

l moved to Goa from Dehra

doon with whatever little l had.

l settled here

with Gopal and Laxman.

l didn't marry, Pappu.

l just waited.

But why am l telling you this?

Guddi.

My days would begin

with 'Roshni' (Sunlight)..

..and end with

'Chandni' (Moonlight).

Two girls at once!

No, no. The sunlight and

the moonlight, lt's a phrase!

Since l couldn't find you..

..l devoted my life to orphans.

l took up a job at

the Jamnadas orphanage.

And one fateful day, the owner

of the orphanage, Jamnadas..

..died while drinking milk.

While drinking milk?

Yes, the buffalo fell on him.

The orphanage was orphaned.

Jamnadas transferred

everything in my name..

..which was already under debt.

l lost everything.

All the children were adopted.

All l was left with

was the orphanage's bus..

..and three helpless children.

l didn't get married all

my life, just like you.

l just waited.

Wow, that's great!

Shinde, hold this.

l knew it. l just knew it.

1942. A Love Story (lndian movie).

lt's true that love

doesn't come with an expiry date.

By the way, l am Daboo.

Look, Daboo.

- l saw everything.

Listen, Daboo..

- l heard everything.

Daboo, the children

should never find out..

..that we are not

their real parents.

For my sake.

Look, dear, if they

find out they're orphans..

..they will be hurt.

- Yes.

Fine, Uncle. Okay, Aunty.

That chapter will stay closed.

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