Golmaal Returns Page #9

I,m just kidding.

Make sure you send me

- Yes sir.

Hello!

Is Lakshman there, sweetheart?

Give it to him.

Talk! No, go ahead!

Boss, type my promotion letter

along with my appointment letter.

What for?

The girl with whom you sang

,ding-dong, all night long..

..is sitting in front of me.

I,m calling from her house.

How did you find her?

Don,t ask questions. Take

down the address.

Where,s she?

She is not that girl.

Hey sweetheart! I like you.

What are you talking about?

You forgot me? Take a good look.

I,m the same girl.

Remember, when we were

walking on the street..

..a few goons teased me all over..

..enough for you to have an

action sequence with them.

You beat them black and blue and

then we went on the yacht..

I like you!

No. Have you undergone

plastic surgery?

What,s he saying?

Wait, l,ll explain.

No, Lakshman. The story is correct

but the casting is wrong.

Lucky, your brother-in-law hasn,t

forgotten her face yet.

I,m sure she must,ve been

unforgettable. What say, lover boy?

Boss, only you know that she is

Madhav has no clue.

After she gives her statement,

our problem will be solved!

As far as the one-night stand

on the yacht is concerned..

..she,ll censor all of that.

Ekta,s problem will also

be taken care of.

If I can pose as Anthony, why

can,t Munni pose as that hussy?

She charges three

lakhs per customer.

Yes.

I like you. You,d promised

to give me only two lakhs.

A lakh more for my make-up?

- Shut up!

Boss, I was about to

say two lakhs but..

It was his idea to extort 3 lakhs..

..and split the extra

cash between us.

You keep the extra cash.

I refuse to be a part

of your fraudulence.

It was his idea, boss. I was

only trying to bargain..

I,d heard that friendship is

stronger than blood ties.

Blood ties don,t matter.

No, boss. Friendship is the

ultimate relationship.

I won,t spare you, you scoundrels!

No, boss!

- Rascals!

Jesus, I like them. So cute!

Vasooli!

Munni!

- Vasooli!

Munni!

- Vasooli!

Tell me, how do I look?

You,re a bombshell, man!

How,s my lover?

- l,ve gone cold without you.

Then listen to some hot news. The

money has been arranged for.

What are you saying?

- The money has been arranged.

That,s what l,m saying.

Tomorrow, you,ll be freed

from prison and then..

Underneath the blue sky, on a

faraway land, we,ll buy a plot..

..and build our house of dreams.

The interiors of the house

will be done in blue.

Ever since your eyes met mine..

- What,s going on?

Nothing. Vasooli,s singing.

Our eyes met..

Ever since your eyes met mine..

Munni!

- You sing really well!

Wow! You all look so relaxed.

Resting, munching on apples..

Very good! Gopal, it,s time for

the climax of the movie.

The movie isn,t over yet, my friend.

Does your movie begin

after the climax?

I,ve found my girl.

Goddammit! I hate it!

Munni!

- come inside.

Munni! Munni!

- Munni! Munni!

Hey Munni!

- Munni!

Gopal, listen to what Munni

has written in this letter.

,You used me thoroughly,

But I didn,t object.,

,You kept me like

a keep, how cheap!,

,But I didn,t object.,

,You committed so many

frauds in the company.,

,But I didn,t object.,

Thank you.

,But after mercilessly murdering

Subodh Mehra..

..you want me to testify that

you were with me that night?,

,No way! I hate you, Gopal.,

,l,m leaving town. Munni.,

Madhav, Esha must

be waiting at home.

Are you serious?

- l,m her brother. - Is it?

But who can let go of such

an opportunity? - correct!

Had it been a little bigger, l,d

have slung it around your neck.

Listen to me, Madhav! I

haven,t done anything.

I,m sure Subodh Mehra,s murderer

has kidnapped Munni.

I,ve been framed.

In that case, thank the

murderer on my behalf.

I like him. Yes!

Look Madhav, an lndian wife can

never let go of her husband!

Fights and arguments come later,

husbands come first.

She has even brought a

lawyer to bail me out.

Why are you bailing him out? Ekta!

Gopal, he isn,t a criminal lawyer,

but a divorce lawyer.

Now it,s up to you whether

you do it mutually..

..or fight it in court.

A divorce case along

with a criminal case!

Buy one and get one free.

Indian women are great!

Ekta, I swear I haven,t

murdered anybody.

I haven,t cheated on you either.

Thank you, Ekta.

- Ekta!

You,re feeling lonely, isn,t it?

I,ll do you a favour. I,ll get you

your two cronies for company.

Whether there,s something fishy

or the fish is in something.

I,m amazing, baby. I,m a wonder!

Be careful.

Let no one

steal your heart!

Fishy.. Fishy..

Fishy.. Fishy..

I,m talking about you.

D company.

Which company are you working for?

My company? - Which racket

are you involved in?

Racket? I haven,t even touched

a tennis racquet till date.

I,m speaking the truth.

Tell her something.

Let it be. I,ll explain.

I guess l,ll have to

tell you the truth.

Actually, it,s my shameless boss

and his brother-in-law Gopal..

..who has put us in this

sticky situation.

The cops suspect that

he murdered someone..

..Iast Friday.

Boss says that he was at Red

Rhino disco that Friday.

And that when he left the place,

he saw a few goons..

..harass a girl on

Blue cross street.

He rescued that girl,

pacified her..

..and took her on a yacht

at Malegaon beach?

Yes, but how do you know all this?

Has a film been made on it already?

I,m the girl your boss rescued.

You?!

- Yes.

You,re the one!

Why does this always happen to me?

I,m doomed!

My life is ruined!

Meera is that girl!

Why, Meera is that girl!

Meera, for god,s sake,

my sake and namesake..

..tell me that it,s a lie!

It is the truth!

Why me?

You should be happy.

- Yeah, right!

Because the girl who you,ve

been looking for..

..is standing right

in front of you.

Why should I be happy?

Am I getting married?

Meera, this means that Gopal and

you.. that night on the yacht..

I,m doomed!

Tell me, in which lcU ward

is your family admitted?

Book a bed for me as well.

I can,t take this!

Shut up!

Just because a man and a woman

spend a night together..

..doesn,t mean that something

happened between them.

How could you even think

of such a thing?

Gopal is innocent.

I,m going to the police station

to give my statement.

One more thing..

- Is it loose?

Love and trust should

go hand in hand.

You shouldn,t marry me

if you can,t trust me.

I don,t want Gopal and his wife,s

story being repeated in my life.

Meera.. - lt,s all because

of having no trust!

Distrust, what the..

Meera.. Meera..

Look, l,m really very sorry.

I made a huge mistake.

I,ll never again doubt you.

I, promise, sorry.

Wear this, please? Please?

Whoever gave you this

ring? I,m kidding!

Sorry, sorry. Let,s go

to the police-station.

What are you laughing for?

Just because a man and a woman

spend a night together..

..doesn,t mean that something

happened between them.

She just said that a man and a

woman spending a night together..

..doesn,t imply anything vulgar.

Stop laughing!

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