Goltzius and the Pelican Company Page #2
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Stan with the larger concepts
and move freely down
through the categories of size.
That's what I always do.
Sky!
Very good.
English theatre was booming at that time.
Still is.
I paid him a fee of 8 a play.
I met him at a theatre in Southwark.
We were both taking a sh*t together.
He noticeably wore no underlinen.
Tree.
Yes. Indeed, I see you have
quite grasped the concept.
You are beginning
to understand God's intentions.
Well done, Adam! Well done.
Roughly shoved his prick
into his codpiece
as though it was
a serviceable sword into a scabbard.
Now, I will leave you
in order to spend a little time
with some abstract values
Do not exceed yourself.
I liked this playwright.
I liked what I saw of his prick
and how he handled it.
What effrontery!
You cannot clap God.
Why ever not?
- May your palms burn in hell.
- Jesus!
He was only applauding good works,
like a good Christian.
- I'm going to clap with him!
- So am I.
The Biblical Creation of Man
- and woman -
for painters,
has always presented problems.
There is just about
enough information in Genesis
to open possibilities,
but far too little information
in any useful descriptive way.
I am snake!
It's up to me to name names.
You name him!
After all, your word is law, Adam-.
In the beginning was the word.
Who are you quoting?
Quoting?
- Why, God of course.
- What about me in all this?
Susannah was the unbalanced mainstay,
in more ways than one.
Let me name names.
What should I call this?
Apple.
Good. Take the apple.
It can become a symbol of the tree
and therefore of knowledge.
Use it to obtain some wisdom.
How do I do that?
Well, Adam could try biting it, Eva.
An apple a day
keeps the doctor away.
That's also a quotation.
Not necessarily from God, though.
- Bite'?
- Yes. Go on.
Bite.
B.I.T.E.
Yah.
The depiction
of this important moment
is always a little contentious, huh?
Van Eyck painted
a good version of this.
It is a question of expectation -
the entry of sin into the world.
And since in the end
we need to sin in this way,
else you and I would not be here,
what on earth is God playing at,
banning that
which is absolutely necessary?
Makes absolutely no sense, huh?
Durer made a fine print, yeah.
Though a little heroic.
And he avoids passing
any sort of judgment.
His Adam and Eva are,
in the end, very impassive.
Now, this model became
a sort of formula.
There is a version
by Cornelis Cornelis van Haarlem.
Ideal man.
Ideal woman.
Man a brown triangle.
Woman a white oval.
It was an invention,
a concept that stuck.
Mouth. Breast. Kiss.
Slow down. You have time.
All eternity, in fact.
Now, there is a thing
that wants a name.
What shall we name
what Adam possesses
and Eva does not?
Cock.
Oh, I have it -
"penis".
And how about a word
for her hungry mouth?
I can offer you this.
Vagina.
Penis. Vagina.
The primary apparatus.
Doing it like that is going to be frowned
upon.
It will be described as doing it
like a dog.
Could you imagine history recording
that the first love of Adam and Eva
accompanied by "ar ar ar ar", barking?
Dog, a four-legged animal
that runs in a pack.
And, if in any doubt,
remember that "dog"
is only "God" backwards.
And it may be true that only man
in the whole animal kingdom
makes love from the front.
Man, you may say indeed,
is the odd man out, so to speak.
So try a reversal.
Believe me,
reversals can be entertaining.
Watch her face. See her eyes.
Feel her stiffened nipples
against your chest.
Hold her body by the hips Adam,
by the pelvis,
by the pelvic bones that will
shelter your eventual little baby.
And now they have all the words,
all 26 to make the very globe itself.
"In the beginning was the word."
The world is on its way
to uncounted millions and millions,
of little Evas and Adams.
Enjoy the pleasure -
to over-population
and beyond.
Not bad, huh?
We had only been there a short time.
We did well,
pulling all these special effects together.
We are disturbed
by your little play,
which is blasphemous.
We have four counts of blasphemy
that must be addressed.
One - a naked God.
Two - a God that speaks
with mortal words.
Three - an actor that plays
both God and Satan.
Four - extreme disrespect
for Adam and Eve,
the parents of all mankind.
We agreed to a debate.
The Margrave was particular.
He had constructed a debating hall
for just that very purpose.
I agreed.
I was after a contract.
Nakedness is vulnerability.
You make God vulnerable.
How can God be vulnerable?
Nakedness is also pride,
a long way from any mortal shame.
I need to sell to live and work,
find salaries for six employees,
maintain a printing press,
keep up with developments,
be ahead of the trade,
find new markets.
Make, maintain and market.
God did not make man
in his own image.
But man has made God
in his own image.
Thus necessarily giving him
a penis and an anus.
This is extreme blasphemy.
Arrest this man for insufferable pride
for presuming he knows
God's nature and anatomy!
How much theology
do you need to ask
if God has a penis but no womb?
A reasonable enough question,
from a pregnant wife to a lustful husband.
A question to you, er, Rabbi.
Were Adam and Eve
technically brother and sister?
And if they were, is it not unlawful
for them to lie together?
Put the Holy Stories in the hands
of women and the lay public,
and you have wholesale confusion.
And is that not exactly
what Calvinists have done?
Margrave, husband?
Why did the serpent deny them
love-making from behind,
when that's all we do?
Well now,
you are pushing
your good fortune to the edge.
And where is the edge?
I never know.
Let us try to find the edge together.
You will be Adam and I will be Eve.
Adam is supposed to be the master
and Eve is certainly his slave.
And give me something of yours to wear
to indicate my lowly position in your life.
And we can board this very boat of a bed
and sail away.
My corset.
A most restricting garment.
A slave has no arms to protect himself.
Then I will have no arms.
Bind my arms.
I can be armless.
Harmless, like a worm.
You're a stuffed shin and a lout.
Very well.
I obey.
I think of myself as the worm's worm.
Like a worm.
All worm.
I am worming beyond the worm's
greatest possibility of worming.
I am indeed The Worm.
Well then, silence.
Worms are silent.
I command you to be a silent lover.
Now, I want to sail away.
Lift me up so I can sail away.
My God, gods and goddesses!
but I miss him
if he is responsible for this.
Blasphemy!
We must arrive
at the same harbour
at the same time.
I promise.
I think I promise.
Ebola?
Ebola? Quick!
Quick, a letter. A letter.
Dear Madam...
Dear Madam...
Who are you?
A mirage?
So near and yet so far.
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