Gone with the Woman Page #4

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- Hello.

- What are you doing out here, Tor?

- I'm fiddling with eagles.

- Huh?

- He's working with eagles.

There's a large stock

of sea eagles here.

I'll be observing them for a while.

Then write reports...

He has to stay here for a while

to write his reports.

I send them off to the authorities.

People there will read them.

Then the bureaucrats discuss

things, and then decide...

Well, Tor. Could I possibly

talk to Marianne alone?

- This is too silly.

- Awkward yes, but not silly.

- You're not serious.

- It's just the way it is.

- Don't you realise the implications?

- I can't go around realising all day.

Things change.

There's nothing I can do.

Don't take it personally.

It would be awful for us

to part ways like this.

Bloody hell! You look terrible.

Come drinking with us!

- No, I...

- You need it!

You'll be all right.

Let's go dancing.

PRICK:

- Lollik!

- What?

Lollik. Don't you remember?

Every time she opened her mouth,

I thought she wanted to suck me.

- Maybe we can go see a film one day?

- Why wait?

Can't we just go

back to your place now?

Holy crap!

You have incredibly bad taste.

I like that.

That painting is simply awful.

All right...

- Are you hungry?

- No. I only eat when I have to.

What if I forced you?

That sounds really sexy. Do you

know what best part of eating is?

It feels so nice

when you sh*t afterwards.

I like you.

You demand so little of me.

Only what I can be bothered giving.

- Do you like boats?

- Is that some Kama Sutra thing?

- I like a double sandwich.

- No, I mean...boats.

- Boats?

- Yes, on the sea.

Boat...

Holy sh*t!

Boat is fantastic!

Marianne!

My God... This place is just so ugly.

Fight or f***?

Hey...

Come on, then!

- What's going on?

- Come, Lollik. Marianne!

- Marianne!

- Shut up!

- Hello, Marianne.

- What are you doing?

- We're watching eagles.

- Eagles? How f***ing cool!

- Keep it down.

- I don't see any.

- Exactly.

- I just came to introduce...

- Show respect for the eagle!

- Yeah...

I just wanted you to meet Lollik.

Lollik, this is Tor and Marianne.

I absolutely love eagles!

I'd rather be an eagle than a woman!

- I refuse to believe you like her.

- Well...

Lollik?

I've never seen anyone so vulgar!

You surprise me.

I've never seen her that way.

- Your accent is very sexy.

- It's been said.

And you,

are you in love with Tor?

I refuse to believe

that you're in love with her.

Believe what you like!

So much for my plan.

I had come to make her feel sorry.

That was done, and I didn't

expect anything more to happen.

But it did.

Because life...it always goes on.

Good-bye, Lollik.

- We're leaving.

- Shut up, you idiot!

- And you...!

- I haven't seen any eagles yet.

- I want to stay longer.

- Well, I don't.

There's a couple

up there on the nest...

I never saw Lollik again.

- How are you actually doing?

- Life...

Yes?

I honestly don't think

life is worth living.

True. But on the other hand, it's

hard to imagine what's worth living,

if it isn't, indeed life?

Go out and live.

You there... Look out!

I renewed my membership,

and heard nothing from Marianne.

Months passed, and my life

took on a new and better shape.

Bienvenue l'cole franaise.

- J'aime les pommes.

- I love apples!

- Est-ce que vous aimez les pommes?

- Oui, madame!

J'aime les pommes!

- Bonjour. Do you speak French?

- Oui, madame!

Good I found you.

I'm on your side.

- Marianne was totally out of line.

- Marianne who?

Don't let it get to you. Stay calm.

There's nothing you can do anyway.

Let yourself feel alive!

Carpe diem!

Right?

- Je repasse ma chemise.

- I'm ironing my shirt.

- J'aime les fleurs.

- I love flowers.

- J'ai prpar une fte.

- I've organized a little party.

Cheers, everybody!

To the champions!

That's a really nice painting.

That's me!

Trying to catch something

too big with...

- ...something too small.

- French is so beautiful!

''Monsieur Duval is at the bank.

After 20 minutes, it's his turn.''

''Will you sleep with me tonight?''

- Do you like horse racing?

- Horses have always fascinated me.

Cheers, my friends!

My life was more or less

back on track.

Hi.

Hi...

So it's you?

Who do you think it is?

Well... I'm a bit surprised.

You didn't want

to come back to the city.

It's easy to be pompous

when all is fine, but...

It's different

when the going gets tough.

- And now it has?

- Yep.

- May I come in?

- Actually...

Sure.

- What about Tor?

- Well, he...

- Too much eagle?

- Yes.

An eagle man will eventually

draw the shortest straw.

Yes.

She was back.

Is that right...

Oh well.

Hi.

I've been thinking.

And decided

we should move back in together.

That doesn't immediately strike me

as a great idea.

Don't worry too much about

how it strikes you immediately.

- Do we have a deal?

- I'll think about it.

We have so much to talk about!

She started coming more often.

Like before. Just before bedtime.

There are events that

only you and I can remember.

They signify the passing of time.

Our relationship is such a period

of time. A period which is over.

You think too much!

Your thoughts are restraining you.

The problem with you

is that you don't listen.

- Of course I do.

- It doesn't seem like it.

I'm listening. End of story.

- Marianne, I like you as a person.

- You know I do too.

That doesn't mean

we should live together.

- Another example of your cowardice.

- Don't be silly.

But she was.

- This feels so good.

- I think you should leave.

I want to make love to you.

Right now.

We both came simultaneously.

We both agreed it was great.

Look at that...

A little life.

If you look on the left...

- He's so small!

- I think he looks a bit like you.

- Something wrong?

- No, no.

Are you okay?

It doesn't matter who the father is.

You can be as good a father as Tor.

Perhaps even better!

- You are way out of line.

- What line?

You dreamt about this!

You and me and a small baby.

Think about your mother.

Imagine how happy she will be...

I've had enough.

But what are you doing?

"Dear Mirlinda. I am now certain

that torsk is morue."

"Now I even know other fish,

like pike and salmon."

"Greetings from

your Norwegian friend."

Nice to see you!

- Take care. Have a nice trip.

- See you guys later.

Taxi!

- "Torsk"?

- Yes. Torsk.

iHow wonderful,

ifinally some silence!

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