Good Time Max Page #2

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I'm just glad to be here at MBM.

Ha-ha.

Hey, Max. Just makin' sure

your first week's runnin' smoothly.

- Hey, Bruce. It's goin' A-OK.

- Good.

Skeet, saw your latest designs.

Yeah?

Phew!

Ken doll bastard.

That's funny, man.

That's pretty funny.

- How do you do it?

- What?

Aren't you bored out of your mind?

This will make things exciting.

Aw, no, no, no. I can't do that.

Drugs are bad.

Suit yourself.

You suit yourself.

Hey, bro.

Wanna go to a movie?

No way. I'm beat.

I'm goin' to bed.

Wha?

You're not even gonna work out?

Come on,

let's do 50 crunches right now.

Yeah, right, Hercules.

Not tonight.

The night's young...

Just go hang out

with your friends from work.

- They're all nerds.

- You need to make friends, Max.

Look at this mess.

What, did you sh*t all over the kitchen?

Max! OK. OK, good.

Max, come on. Come here.

Man, this is so hot.

Oh, man, that's sick.

Gore-Gore Girls.

It's the f***ing best.

Sometimes when I'm alone,

I call myself Luke.

I'm just f***in' with ya.

But I could do some serious damage

to Carrie Fisher.

Oh, yeah.

These rockets are great.

Exact replicas of NASA's

Apollo mission rockets.

I wanted to work for Lockheed, to design

missiles, but they wouldn't hire me. Idiots.

Now for some rocket fuel.

- You ever tried? It's crystal meth.

- No.

Oh, man, it's the best.

So much more intense than coke.

And it lasts longer,

so you don't have to snort as much.

Here. Try some.

All right. Twisted my arm.

Time for the show.

Ah, damn.

- Burns.

- Now we're ready for launch.

Blastoff!

- Oh, wow!

- Oh, yeah!

Awesome.

This is like nerds havin' fun.

We're ready, Mission Control.

Three, two, one!

- Oh, man.

- Oh, sh*t!

Aah!

- Oh!

- Oh!

Man.

What the f*** do you think you're doin'?!

Sorry, Joel. It was a misfire.

F***ers.

Stay in your hole over there. You think

it's fun to burn other people's houses?

- F***! Cost me 150 bucks!

- Speed freak!

Have some of your own medicine!

- What are you doin'? Stop that.

- I got him.

Yeah!

- That's it. You are so dead.

- Get him, Max!

- You like that? I got him.

- Yeah!

We'll get you back!

Max, go!

Yeah! Oh, sh*t!

Roscoe, sic his balls!

Ha-ha.

- Max, can I come in?

- Uh, hang on.

Don't have to be at the hospital till

after four. Thought we'd go to the beach.

Sorry, bro.

I already have plans.

I took your advice.

I made a friend.

That's great.

Happy girl hunting.

Hi.

Excuse me.

Excuse me, ladies.

Drinking alcohol on the beach is illegal.

But I won't tell.

F*** you.

A**hole.

Baby. Feels good.

Yeah.

- Whoo.

- Whoo!

Thank you. Thank you!

Yes! You are hot!

My brother thinks he's gonna be a doctor.

I'm the doctor of love. Yes!

Hello, America,

and welcome to "Fact or Fiction?"

I'm your host, Ron Vicker.

Now on today's show,

let's welcome back ourchampion, Bunny.

- Hi.

- Oh, Bunny, come on in.

Psst.

- Whoo! Ha-ha.

- Yeah.

Hey, what are you guys doin'?

Ohh, is that cocaine?

No, man. This stuff's better.

Want some?

- Oh.

- All right.

- Did you get signed consent?

- Yes.

- X-rays?

- They're... I had them.

Goddamn it, Verbinski.

Get back to Radiology and get them, now.

One minute. Why am I still seeing you?

This is gonna help you relax, sir.

Ah-ah. What about the Betadine?

- Sorry. First time I put in a chest tube.

- That's OK. You're doing just fine.

- I think this guy's got a dropped lung.

- Let me see the film.

You're right. Can I get some help?

Yeah!

Who are you kidding, man?

You're a total f***ing wimp.

I may look like one,

but I know how to throw a punch.

- I can take a punch, too.

- Oh, yeah? Let's see what you got.

- Doctor, we need your help over here.

- Start up another kit.

- Where's the other intern?

- Page him again.

- Doctor, please?

- I'll be right there.

Ooh! Ooh.

Ohh.

Ooh!

Yeah!

- Ow!

- Ooh, ooh. Man, what are you doin'?

- Oh!

- Sh*t. Dude.

Why'd you do that, Max?

Don't hit me on top of the head, partner.

Hey, what the hell's goin' on in here?

Who's back there?

Skeet, clean him up.

Bob, get back to work.

- Yes, sir.

- Yes, sir.

Max. Come here, I wanna talk to you.

Come here.

Did you punch him?

Yeah.

Nice shot.

- Thanks.

- I've always hated that bumpkin.

So, you wanna go out tonight?

Could use a wingman.

Indeed.

Is that a yes or a no, Max?

Indeed, yes.

No fighting on company time, Wally.

I'm sorry.

Oh, man, I am so f***in' horny.

Indeed.

Indeed.

# Gotta save yourself

'Cause the world don't love you no more

All right, man, she's yours.

Hi.

F*** you.

Another round.

I'm not good with girls my age.

I date younger chicks.

No, no, no, no, it's not you.

They aren't out for a killer lay.

They got their good fucks in college.

- What do I say to 'em?

- Look, we're not dealing with geniuses.

These girls wanna be movie stars.

Oh, man! There's Janet.

I been waiting to f*** her

since she transferred to our office.

- Janet?

- Yeah, man.

Love ballin' nerdy chicks.

I feel like a hero.

# Don't love ya no more

# Aah

# There's no way

# Out, there's no way out

There's no way out

# There's no way out

There's no way...

Hey, how are you doin'?

Uh, I'm a producer.

- Wow. Really?

- I produce movies.

- I'll put you in one of my movies.

- You'll put me in one of your movies?

I'm Max.

- King of the bedroom?

- I'll be the judge of that.

- Wanna dance?

- Yeah, yeah!

Oh, man, I love this song.

# There's no way out

Don't hurt yourself.

There's a...

Wow. Wow, thanks.

- Would have been here all night.

- You'll still be here all night.

Yeah.

Well...

Whoo!

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-oo hoo-hoo!

I'm gonna get you.

Ah! Ah.

Gotcha. I gotcha, bunny-wunny.

What if I told you all I like to do

is watch soap operas and have orgasms?

I love you.

Well, see, I used to have this little bunny,

and it was so cute,

but it never let you pet it, you know,

and it was so frustrating.

It was like... like a furry little tease,

and I wanted to, like, catch it

and jerk off on it.

- So we're on for this weekend?

- I can't wait to meet Terry.

- Aw, man, she's great.

- I got special plans for us this weekend.

You and Bruce?

Wally, clean it up.

I just can't picture it. Since when

do you hang around with Mr. Universe?

I hang out with everyone.

Everyone likes me.

I'm not gonna hang out with that guy.

So don't.

Max Verbinski.

Hey, brother Adam.

What's up?

Oh, I'm just hangin'

with my computer buddies.

Dinner. 8:
00.

What's the occasion?

Surprise?

All right, long as you're payin'.

I'm flat as a matzah.

All right, I'll see you tonight.

Peace.

- Cool.

- Time to work.

You had to say that.

Yo, Skeet.

Got any of the good stuff

from the other day?

You're out of control.

I don't feel right about it.

F***.

Max, you don't have any on you, do you?

Got any cash?

Yeah, I got 20 bucks.

All right. I'll join ya.

Wow, this is...

this is great, Adam.

It reminds me of the old days in New York.

Look, first of all, I want you to know

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