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F*** you!

F*** you!

F*** you!

F*** you!

F*** you!

Are you good?

Yeah, I ain't no b*tch.

- Did you do it?

- Huh?

- Nah, man.

- Don't lie to me.

I paid for the drinks

and smokes.

No, the Twinkies come...

look at me.

Look at me.

Did you steal the Twinkies?

Yeah, I stole 'em.

Go home.

- Well, I'm...

- No, go home!

I'm sorry, please!

Just please!

No, I don't have

time for this sh*t.

Look, I'll pay you back.

No. Go home.

I can work here

for free today.

I'm not your babysitter,

Kamilla.

Daniel is.

What?

Besides, if I can't stay here,

I have nowhere else to go.

Go to school.

Don't be tryin' to guilt trip me.

Get outta here!

Go!

Hey, hey, hey, hey...

No, just give him a couple hours.

He'll be good, a'ight?

Close the door.

- You're overreacting, man.

- Nah!

You know she shouldn't be here.

I remember the day

that I met you

- Hey, Jesus!

- Kamilla, a donde vas?

Hand in hand

we strolled through the park

Then all of a sudden

you kissed me

and you started

to play with my heart

You said you would love me

Stay with me everyday

Yo.

Why don't you go

fix the signs?

Okay.

Is there anything else

that I can help you with?

Yeah, I'd like to see this in size...

Hi, do you need

help with that, ma'am?

Yeah, can I get these

in size 8 1/2?

- Kamilla.

- Huh?

DKJ-786.

- DKJ... okay, 786.

- 786.

- It'll just be a couple of moments.

- You guys are really busy today, huh?

DKJ-746?

- 786!

- 86.

Jesus.

Can I have help over here?

- How's your day going?

- Good!

Yeah, just give me

a couple of minutes.

Catch.

What's wrong with you?

BVJ-459.

Okay.

- BVJ-459.

- BVJ-459, Got it.

- How you doing today, ma'am?

- Oh, good.

Yeah, she's our little helper.

BVJ-459.

Uh, could you watch

the counter, please?

Yeah.

Ain't it wrong to have

such a young girl

employed by the neighborhood?

Ah, she's adopted.

Yeah, she's half Korean,

half Black.

I'm being held here

against my own will.

Uh, hold up.

This is with the sale

and the discount?

Yeah.

This don't add up.

It does add up.

There's taxes on these things.

That's false advertising.

Listen...

Taxes don't go to me, okay?

The taxes go

to the government.

We all gotta pay that stuff.

You people always

tryin' to rip us off.

"You people"?

B*tch, you act like you ever

heard of f***in' taxes before?

- Oh, hell no!

- No, no, f*** it!

- You ain't gettin' my business.

- Bounce. F*** you.

- Damn chink!

- Hold on, ma'am.

No, let her go, f*** it.

The f*** do you mean,

let her go?

She wasn't gonna

buy sh*t anyway, f*** it.

Does that matter?

Yo, you ever heard of

"the customer's always right"?

Dawg, she's acting like she's

never heard of taxes before.

What am I supposed

to do with that?

Who the f*** cares, man?

Yo, next time,

just keep your mouth shut

and finish the f***ing sale.

I'm not doing anything different

than Appa would've done, man.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah.

Dad pissed of half the

customers who came in here.

Where is he?

Where is he?

Kamilla.

- Huh?

- You hungry?

Yeah.

Help her.

I thought police was supposed

to protect us, you know?

Um, you know, I feel even

if he did something wrong,

you know, he didn't...

What do you wanna eat?

I don't know.

Maybe a...

chicken salad sandwich?

Chicken salad?

Or chicken nug...

Oh, sh*t.

Who'd do this?

F***.

What up?

Ha! you quit that job yet, man?

Nah, nigga, I'm 'bout

to burn this sh*t down

before I leave

this motherf***er tho.

Havin' fun bein' a good boy?

What nigga?

You a good boy,

what are you sayin'?

What the f***, bro? What the

f*** y'all tryin' to get into?

Yeah, pick that sh*t, man.

Man, you pick your sh*t, nigga.

Look at that napp...

This nigga's not even black, man.

You Cuban or some sh*t.

Nigga, this ain't no black hair.

Hey, can you

get me some fries?

Nigga, go get you

some fries, nigga.

I mean, it's yo...

Nigga, you no out, nigga,

go get the f***in' fries.

- Hey, hey, hey.

- Oh, snap.

What?

What?

Hey, man,

you know that fool?

Yeah, I know that fool.

Why he lookin' over

here like that, man?

Man, let's get the f*** up

outta here.

Sh*t, let's go.

See, that's what you get

for hangin' out with me.

It's worth it.

Man, I don't care if he sees me.

Oh.

You little smart ass.

Why are you always hangin'

around our place, anyway?

Why not? I mean,

who'll protect you guys?

What do you mean?

No one in this

neighborhood likes you.

Ah, that's true.

They're all like,

"Look at those Chinese people

"comin' in our neighborhood

and rippin' us off.

"All them gooks, they be

"sellin' shoes that they be

gettin' from the swap meet.

- "Mm, what? they gay!

- Mm-hmm, okay, keep on.

"Grown-ass men sellin'

women's shoes and sh*t.

- "One's all fat

- Uh-huh?

"the other one's got these

gay-ass, long bangs.

"What kind of haircut

is it anyway?"

Hey, hey, hey!

Okay, I got it, I got it.

Where are we going, anyway?

We're gonna try to clean

this sh*t off of my car.

Hmm?

- Earthquake!

- Earthquake!

Whoa!

Whoo!

Oh, it's comin' down!

It's comin' down!

- No!

- It's comin' down!

- It's comin' down!

- Whoo!

Oh, my God!

- Wow!

- Whoa!

Hey, I wanna try.

Get blown away!

Kamilla!

- Kamilla, get blown away!

- No!

No!

That was fun!

Yeah.

For me?

Classic.

Box inside of a box.

Dang, man!

You know, we only got

these smaller sizes

so, you'll have to wait

a few years till your little

- midget feet can fit 'em.

- Shut up!

You like 'em?

Hey.

Hey, Kamilla, you know you can

always hang around here, right?

Maybe I could

work here full time?

No, no, no, no.

You have to finish school, okay?

Fine.

Just gonna leave

'em on the floor?

Nah, man.

Why is the door open?

Daniel?!

Really. This again?

Daniel, I don't care

how many times you ask me.

I'm not doin' that with you.

The lean and hungry type

Seriously.

Nothing is new,

I've seen her here before

Watching and waiting

Ooh, he's sitting with you

- Okay.

But her eyes are on the door

So many have paid to see

What you think

you're getting for free

The woman is wild

A she-cat tamed

by the purr of a Jaguar

Money's the matter

If you're in it for love

You ain't gonna get too far

Oh here she comes

Watch out boy

she'll chew you up

Oh here she comes

She's a maneater

Oh here she comes

Watch out boy

she'll chew you up

Oh here she comes

She's a maneater

What?

Um, okay.

Oh here she comes

Hey, listen.

I'm not supposed to

let you guys know this.

But this is the first store

out of 15, I got like

a whole bunch of joints

that are about to open up

in a couple of months.

- So, just wait.

- Mm-hmm.

And what does your brother

think about this?

He don't know what the

f*** he's talkin' about, baby.

I run sh*t here.

Come on now.

I'm gonna ring you all up

real quick.

- Okay.

- That's hot.

Yo, he's kinda cute

for a Asian.

It's a lot way racist.

I heard that,

but that's cool.

Okay.

Let me ring you

all up real quick.

Uh, your total's gonna be

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