Goon Piece

Monkey D. Goonie- I am gooning, Goon Burglar Nami.

Goon Burglar Nami- That is so hot Goonie, let’s goon together later tonight.

Goonarnoro Zoro- Nice try, but Goonie and I already have a gooning session scheduled for later tonight, maybe next time Nami.

Goon Burglar Nami- Shut up dumb dirty black ni-

Goonji- Oh Nami, I’ll goon with you tonight!

Goon Burglar Nami- I would rather edge than goon with you, Goonji

Goonborg Frankie- Jeez Goon Burglar, go easy on Goonji, he was just saved from Goon Mom, one of the Four Gooners of The Seas!

Goon Burglar Nami- I guess you’re right Goonborg Frankie. Goonji, I’m sorry, I will goon with you tonight.

Nico Goonbin- Well Edging Edging Chopper is going to goon with Skeleton Goonk and me in around an hour, feel free to join us if you want to.

Goonbe- Goonji, I can show you the All Goon tonight if we goon together tonight!

Goonji- The All Goon??!??!?! I would love to goon with you tonight if that means I can visit the All Goon!

Goonbe- Join me on the back deck tonight if you wanna visit the All Goon after our goon session in an hour!

Goonji- It’s a date in that case. I look forward to gooning with you in an hour.

End of Scene 1

Start of Scene 2

Stage directions: Goonbe stands at the rear of the Goon Hat’s ship, the Gooning Merry and stares out into the Ocean as the sun sets. Goonji approaches Goonbe from behind and stands 2 feet away from his gyat.

Goonji- Hey Goonbe, are you ready to start gooning with me?

Goonbe- gets startled and turns around to face Goonji Oh, I didn’t see you there Goonji, you scared me.

Goonji- Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you. You ready to start our goon session?

Goonbe- You bet, and after we finish gooning I’ll show you the All Goon! *he takes off his robe*

Goonji- Let’s do this! *gets nake*

Stage Directions- *Goonbe and Goonji start gooning for 13 hours non-stop until Goonbe accidentally strokes to hard and bursts, this causes Goonji to burst as well*

Goonbe- I can’t believe I coomed! I am such a failure…

Goonji- We’ve all been there before. You just made a slight mistake but that doesn’t define you as a gooner! I’m proud to call you my goon buddy! Now let’s go see the All Goon.

Goonbe- I guess you’re right, we all make mistakes while gooning. Anyways, follow me so I can show you the All Goon!

End of Scene 2

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