Goosebumps
"Madison, Delaware. " Wow.
Mom, are you positive there
weren't any other places
looking for
vice principals?
Like where?
Guantanamo Bay?
Ooh, too hot.
North Korea?
No.
They didn't call me back.
Detroit?
This is it.
Come on, come on.
Look. A yard.
You'd never get this
in New York.
You don't have to keep
selling me on this place.
I'm staying because I love you.
Aw, I love you too.
And I looked into it.
Legally, I can't live
on my own until I'm 18.
Look at this kitchen.
It's bigger
than our apartment.
We don't cook.
Well, look at all
this counter space
to put the takeout on.
Whew.
Do you hear that?
No, I don't hear
anything.
Exactly.
Live from New York,
it's my sister Gale!
With special guest,
my nephew Zach.
Get in here with a hug!
Hey. Oh.
Oh, it's an SNL reference.
Oh, yeah.
You lived in New York.
Okay, yeah.
Oh, my goodness!
Look at you!
You're not
in any color.
Hey.
Oh, my God.
It's good to see you.
Wow, you too.
Okay. Let me take him in.
Oh, my gosh. He gets more
handsome every time I see him.
So good-looking.
Thank you, Aunt Lorraine.
He's just a beautiful boy.
Thank God, because you were such
an ugly baby.
There it is.
Oh, Lorraine.
What? It's fine.
He's handsome now.
It's not like
he's gonna go ugly,
handsome and then
back to ugly.
No. The danger's past.
Oh, I almost forgot.
I got a present for you,
because I'm a cool aunt.
This is from my new
signature men's line.
Ooh.
Check it out.
Awesome.
It's limited edition,
so you're not gonna see
a lot of men
wearing that hat.
Yeah, no, I can't imagine
It's so limited edition.
Try it on.
Make sure it fits.
Try it on right now? Okay.
Yeah, take her for a spin.
Vroom, vroom, vroom.
Aww!
Oh, yes. Look at that.
I mean, come on. That is it.
Okay.
boxes now, and see you around.
Oh, honey. Leave the hat on.
I don't want you to burn.
Mm. And you look good with it
on.
Thank you. Cool.
Smooth.
So you're the new neighbor?
Yeah. Nice to meet you.
How long was the drive
from New York?
No. I can just tell
by the pretty hat
that you have.
Oh, no. This... No.
This is... This is actually
a gift from my aunt.
It's also
a gift for me
and everyone who gets
to see you wearing it.
I'm Zach, by the way.
I'm Hannah.
Hannah.
I gotta go.
Good talk.
Hi. Hey, we're just moving in.
Just... Just me and my mom.
This hat was a gift.
You see that fence?
Do you see the fence?
Uh, yes.
Stay on your side of it.
You stay away from my daughter,
you stay away from me...
and we won't have
a problem.
Well, just met our neighbor.
He's a big teddy bear.
Oh, Mr. Shivers?
Yeah. He moved to town
a few years ago.
Very mysterious.
Very sexy.
I love his scent.
It's like mint and BO.
It works.
Yeah. Not my type.
I remember that day.
Oh.
You okay, sweetheart?
Yeah. Yeah, sorry. Um...
I'm gonna go get a head start
decorating my room.
Knock it off
my bucket list.
How's he doing?
Oh, it's been hard.
He's putting up a wall.
Hopefully, a change of scenery
will help.
How are you doing?
Hopefully, a change of scenery
will help.
- All right, Zach.
- Let's see what you got.
With the fastball.
Two's a curve.
Gotta get up.
You gotta give me the sign.
There you go. Oh!
That's...
Oh, see?
Dad's not perfect.
No.
Dad can get one drop.
All right.
Read the signs.
It's all just to block.
Don't wanna jump up.
That's how the fastballs
get by.
All right. Get ready.
Go fast now. Okay?
Honey? You okay?
Um, yeah. Just found
some old baby pictures.
I really did look like
baby Gollum.
Yeah, yeah.
That's always the case, right?
- Hey, Becca.
- Oh, hey.
Yay. New friends,
new friends, new friends.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What do you think you're doing?
I'm going to work.
Gonna do some educating.
Some administrating.
Cool. Mom, I'm the new kid,
which presents
its own set of obstacles.
Not sure walking in with
the vice principal is the play.
Just give me a 60-second
head start
so I at least have a chance.
Deal. You promise
you'll give it a shot?
You know I can't
promise you that.
I promise. All right?
And this door-locking thing...
Come on, you're better
than that.
60, 59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54...
All right. Let's find our seats,
ladies and gentlemen.
Find our seats quickly.
Let's find our seats.
Mm-hm.
Okay. Let's settle down.
Um...
Okay. Uh, sorry.
Excuse me. Let me just...
Okay, cool. Okay.
So you're the new kid.
Oh, yeah.
Cool, cool.
Oh. Hi, Taylor.
Hi, Chump.
She just call you "Chump"?
Yes, indeed, she did.
My real name is Champ,
you know.
But she's never
talked to me before,
so we're making progress.
Three. two, one.
Settle down.
Good morning.
I am so happy
to introduce you
to our new vice principal,
Miss Cooper.
And I hope that you show her
the same respect
that you show me.
Who did that? Who did that?
Miss Cooper.
Hi, everyone.
I know I speak
for the entire administration
when I say that we are so
excited for Friday's fall dance.
We can't stop
twerking about it.
Oh, no, she didn't.
She's worse
than the last one.
That's my mom.
Oh, well, the last one
was fantastic.
I... I'm kidding. I don't even
know what twerking is.
But I hear it's very popular...
So you taking anyone
to the dance?
No. Yeah.
I was thinking
about flying solo too.
Hey, we should go
together.
Together?
Oh, not like "together"
together.
Dance together or anything.
Although that could work.
You know, we get the crowd
into it, you know?
And then go split off
with different girls.
And as a final reminder,
just be safe and have fun.
Take this.
Shoot me a text or tweet me.
It has all my contact info.
There's my home address,
and that's my locker number.
- You know where to find me.
- Anyone.
Thank you.
Anyone caught dancing
with their butt facing
their partner,
you will be sent home
immediately.
Immediately.
Hello?
Is someone there?
Did I scare you?
Pfft, no.
Really? Because you jumped
like 10 feet high, so...
You know,
I jump a lot.
It's how I stay
in such great shape.
That's good. I, um...
Yeah, I didn't see you
at school today.
Aw, what, you were
looking for me?
No, no. I just...
I just observed...
No, I'm homeschooled.
Oh, by your dad?
He seems...
nice.
And intense.
And a little tense.
Don't take it personally.
He doesn't really like anyone.
Yeah. So, um...
So is there anything,
like, fun to do around here
aside from scaring
your neighbors?
Okay. There is one thing
that I like to do.
Yeah?
Come with me.
Uh...
Hey, where are we going?
Don't worry. It'll be fun.
Are you sure you know
where you're going?
Yes. Come on.
This way.
Are you taking me somewhere
to kill me? I'm just curious.
I'm playing it by ear.
Hannah?
Yes, Zach, follow the stranger
into the woods.
Come on, scaredy-cat.
We're almost there.
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