Graduation Day Page #2

Goodbye Joanne. Goodbye Doris.

Sing one for me.

Deloris theres now way I can pass you,

summer school is the only answer.

Youve hardly been here. Let me show

you your record. And youll see

What are you doing?

As I was saying. Summer school isnt

all that bad really.

Dont do that. Not here.

Someone could come in.

Blondie would you come in for

a minute, quick like a bunny?

Like a what?

You know like a rabbit, quick, chop chop.

You lie.

Blondie you look just terrific.

Alright, how much is there?

Not much, nothing that you cant

whip out in no time

Except they must be individual

done and addressed to

The school super intendent, the

school board, and the athletic dep

On the other side do the same for

the art, music and math departments.

You have to be kidding. I am up to

my garter belts already.

Tomorrows graduation day.

I know thats why it has

to be done quick.

I know. Like a bunny.

Blondie. I would appreciate

this very much.

Its very important to me.

Dont try to be nice. Im

really pissed off.

This is just not fair. Ill be

up half the night with this.

What do you say I come by your

place with a bottle of wine

after your finished.

You know Mr. Guglioni you are

a real bastard.

Make it around midnight.

Did you here it?

Hear what?

Strange tapping noises everywhere,

you must have heard it?

No I havent heard a thing.

There must be something in the pipes.

What do you think it is?

I dont know but Im gonna find out.

You do that.

Alright however it is youre

not supposed to be here.

I wont hassle you or anything.

Get your ass out now.

Mr. Roberts. You look a lot

thinner without your clothes on.

Do you find me attractive?

sure I do. Your fine

Do you like snakes?

I call this my little cobra.

Why is it poisonous?

Youre very funny. So are you,

youre real funny.

Come back here. Dont think I

dont know who you are because I do.

Come back and show your

face you miserable scum.

You really screwed up this year,

Youll be lucky to graduate.

Ill graduate. Doing what?

You hardly went to class

Its cool I talked to Mr. Roberts

he didnt care. Ill graduate.

How many girls have you screwed?

Is it true about the ones at Sacred Heart?

You a calculator or something?

No I just wondered.

Every one. Cheerleaders, Softball

girls. Youre kidding

You know Nancy? In the back of

a car first time I met her.

So you did do it? Had to

teach her a little bit.

Shes my best friend. What did

she say? About you, nothing at all.

Well she probably didnt say

anything because of her boyfriend.

Im really horny. Theres time

for that later.

I really am. Later.

How you like to get busted

week before grad?

You lack discipline.

Im gonna miss you in the fall McGregor.

Narcs are an endangered species.

Theyre not bright.

Instead of flying south they fly up

their own ass and mate with themselves

And what comes out. McGregor!

And if I catch you smoking dope around

campus, you ass is mine.

Are you crazy? These are precision

instruments you could snap a blade.

I didnt touch your machines.

You didnt?

I didnt come here to play games.

Then why did you come?

To point a killer at a finger. Go

ahead, everyone else in town has.

Maybe they know something.

They dont know nothing.

All the years I gave them

winners they loved me.

One accident where a child

gets a blood clot and

its my fault and Im out on my ass.

I say you got off easy.

Listen I didnt kill your sister.

I loved her.

Loved you lying bastard you

and your stupid track team.

I didnt kill anyone. I give my

life to Laura and all my kids.

I pushed them I yelled at them,

that didnt mean I didnt care.

I spent 4 years with Laura

I molded her I shaped her

She was precision she was power.

Like a machine?

Im sorry I have a lot to

do. Why did you come?

I came for an answer I think I got it

Well meet again Michaels

Yeah I guess we will.

Hey give me my ball.

Listen coach Im really

sorry I really am.

Coach Michaels looks like you

had yourself a pretty good deal.

Surrounded by all that fine young stuff.

You got lipstick on you.

To bad you blew it

Dont treat me like sh*t coach I

can hurt you bad. If I put my mind to it.

You son of a b*tch.

whats wrong? Did I do something?

You know its a really nice night.

Must be nice to piss anywhere.

The worlds my toilet

No Im not saying youre wrong.

Im not saying youre right.

Of course she can come to that.

Shell be there at 4 o clock.

Shes not supposed to miss

graduation exercise.

Its miss Fisk she is fit to be tied.

Tony has not been home all night.

What does she want? She needs someone

to crab at and Im not important enough.

Why me I dont know where the damn

kid is. Tell her that shes on line 2.

Tell here what? If I knew Id

have your job.

I dont have the time just tell

her Im not here.

I do lots of things for you Mr.

Guglioni, but lying is not one of them

Hi Ms. Fisk. How are you,

yes I did hear.

Apparently some of the kids didnt

get home last night.

I am and Im not.

There good kids all of them.

All from the same track team.

I certainly would if the were mine.

I certainly will Ms. Fisk.

why are those little bastards

doing this to me.

This is their graduation not mine.

I am calling this all off.

I got a thousand people waiting for me.

Mr. Guglionis office hes right here.

I told you I didnt want to

speak to more people.

You tell the truth on your own time.

its Ms. Brentwood, Paulas mother

wants to talk to you.

Im not here Blondie, tell them

jokes tell them lies.

Just tell them to stop bugging me.

Mr. Guglioni? Who let you in?

From now on its fly or fall

on their own.

Their probably just raising hell.

Neither do I. Thats why Im here.

Hey chief. Whats the good word?

Wheres your badge?

I must have lost it.

Heres a list of home rooms,

check em out.

Got you covered. What if

theyre not there?

Then you write in your

report not there.

Should I look for them?

No McGregor were here to make

a report. Thats all.

About a bunch of irresponsible

inconsiderate kids,

about to fly out of their nest

and sh*t all over us.

So make your report and lets go.

I get Closter phobic just being

around schools.

Thats a good one.

Impressive isnt it?

Its too bad about coach Michaels.

Yes it is. It is a pity.

He was a fine coach.

Thats the way it is in public life.

Youre only as good as you last mistake.

Sobering thought isnt it?

How is your report going?

Im working on it.

Coach Michaels Im inspector Helliman.

Six seniors didnt make

it home last night.

Do you know anything about it?

You didnt see or hear anything

theres nothing you can tell me?

They were all on your track team.

I have no track team.

In case you hadnt heard Ive

been canned. I heard.

If youll excuse me I have

to finish packing.

Ill see you at the graduation ceremony.

Theres no need to worry

mam, theyre probably out

planning a big graduation

day surprise. Thats all.

Joanne come here.

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