Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit, A

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[peppy orchestral music]

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[clock chiming]

- Eee, these bank holidays.

It's a problem to decide.

- [snoring]

- Tell you what,

Gromit, lad.

Let's have a nice

hot cup of tea, hmm?

Kettle should have boiled

by now.

[humming]

No cheese, Gromit.

Not a bit in the house.

Gromit, that's it: cheese!

We'll go somewhere

where there's cheese.

Now, where were we?

Places you find cheese.

Lancashire, Cheddar,

Wensleydale,

Philadelphia, Tesco's...

Everybody knows

the Moon's made of cheese.

[sniffing]

[hinges creaking]

[water dripping]

[mice squeaking]

[humming]

Hmm.

Vroom!

Oh!

Hmm.

[whistling]

Whew!

[drill whirring]

- [yelps]

[electronic beeps]

- [clears throat]

[whistling a tune]

[pulsating electronic humming]

[whistling a tune]

Everything seems

to be under control...

[crash]

[groaning]

[fuse crackling]

[clock ticking and dinging]

Hmm.

Oh, unlock the doors.

[rumbling]

Oh! Mm!

No crackers, Gromit.

We've forgotten the crackers!

[groans]

Hold on, Gromit.

Hold on!

[clock ticking and dinging]

[panting]

[alarm rings]

Huh?

[all sniffing]

[rumbling]

Oh.

Gromit!

[triumphant music]

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Hmm.

[sighs]

[whistles a tune]

[squeaking]

[flash bulb pops]

One for the album.

[engines whirring]

Huh?

Oh.

Nicely done.

[gulps]

[klaxon honking]

Huh?

Oh!

[chuckles]

Huh?

Adjust angle of thrust.

Steady, now.

Even up.

Steady.

[rumbling]

Gently does it.

[thud]

[sighs]

A nice drop of tea

to get the taste buds going.

Mmm.

Ah.

Plate.

Knife.

Cracker.

[mutters]

See what you think.

- [sniffs]

- Wensleydale?

Stilton?

I don't know, lad.

It's like no cheese

I've ever tasted.

Let's try another spot.

[humming]

Hmm.

Aha.

Come on, stupid!

Oh!

Oh, daylight robbery.

They always nick your money,

them flipping machines.

Come on, Gromit.

[static buzzing]

[announcer speaking]

[peppy music]

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[metallic clank]

[metallic clang]

[machinery creaking]

Mmm, it's different.

Hmm.

Oh...

Hmm?

Camembert?

Ooh!

Oh? Oh.

[humming]

Where are you off to now?

Leave me to carry the basket,

won't you?

[peppy music]

Huh?

[dramatic music]

[rattling and squeaking]

Emergency countdown!

Ten seconds and counting!

Hold tight, lad,

and think of Lancashire hotpot.

[alarm rings]

[metal clangs]

Huh?

What?

Oh!

Oh, the fuse!

You forgot to light the fuse!

[explosion]

[stammering]

- [blows nose]

[peppy music]

# #

- Set coordinates

for 62 West Wallaby street.

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