Grease 2 Page #3

I guess you sure told her, huh, Johnny?

- Water!

- Sorry, l'm sorry, Johnny!

I'll kill you!

- OK, we're ready.

- Good luck, girls.

The try-outs and we're the first.

I hope l don't blank out. Now!

His loafers were Weejuns

His chinos were black

With a cute little buckle

That fastened in back

These are my girls.

There's some good breeding up there.

And that is so important.

- Hey, what's happening?

- Hey, Woodchuck.

Dolores, all right? What's happening?

Brad.

Does this song stink, or what?

Don't know what possessed me

But l gave him my address

And my heart shook with fear

As l prayed that l'd hear

From Brad

Hear from Brad

I won't let a little hard work

come between me and 1 00 LPs.

We're calendar girls. You have to

get into your seasons, become them.

Rhonda, you're fall.

Give me maturity, give me ageing...

- Give me a break.

- Lunchtime.

Then at yesterday's tea dance

My day turned to night

Muffy Rogers was wearing Brad's pin

I couldjust die

Thank you, but we haven't got all day.

- But these are my girls.

- I know, dear. Next!

OK, OK, we're almost ready.

I want everybody to sing

their ah, ah, ahs.

Take your music.

Do l have to do everything myself?

Are you ready?

I'll be your girl for all seasons

All the year through

- Hello.

- Hi.

- Are you free after school today?

- I'm free every day.

It's in the Constitution.

- OK, we're ready.

- Sharon Cooper and the Seasons.

Ifyou fall in the fall you'll see

September can be heavenly

- Eugene, ready with the leaves?

- Ready.

When autumn leaves

are falling from the tree

I'm sick of being a tree.

- That's enough. Thank you.

- We still have three more seasons!

I need the stage for my Drama class.

Sharon, what about tonight?

- How about a hamburger later?

- I'm busy.

- How about tomorrow?

- Busy.

So maybe you can explain

about the bowling alley.

- You just don't kiss a guy and...

- It was just a joke. Forget it.

- Let me give you a hand.

- I can manage.

- I think he's in love.

- I think he's cute.

I think you should shut your yaps.

You forgot this one.

- Thanks.

- The day after tomorrow?

Look, when are you

gonna get the picture?

Ifyou really want to know

What l want in a guy

Well, l'm lookin' for a dream

on a mean machine

With hell in his eyes

I want a devil in skin-tight leather

He's gonna be wild as the wind

And one fine night

I'll be holdin' on tight

To a cool rider

A cool rider

Ifhe's cool enough he can burn me

through and through

Whoa, whoa

Ifit takes forever

Then l'll wait forever

No ordinary boy,

no ordinary boy is gonna do

I want a rider that's cool

That's the way it's gonna be

That's the way that l feel

I want a whole lot more

than the boy next door

I want hell on wheels

Just give me a black motorcycle

With a man growin' out of the seat

Then move aside

'Cause l'm gonna ride

With a cool rider

A cool rider

Ifhe's cool enough

he can burn me through and through

Whoa, whoa

Ifit takes forever

Then l'll wait forever

No ordinary boy,

no ordinary boy is gonna do

I want a rider that's cool

I don't want no ordinary guys

Comin' on strong with me

They don't know what l'm lookin' for

They don't know what l need

You're gonna know it

when he gets here

'Cause the ground will be shakin'

I'll do anything

to let him know that l'm his

His for the takin'

I want a cool rider

A cool, cool, cool, cool rider

I want a cool rider

A cool, cool, cool, cool rider

I want a C-O-O-L R-l-D-E-R

English, l got something scholastic

to discuss with you.

What l'm saying is

you're Mr History, right?

I got this essay on the fall of Rome.

I didn't even know they were in trouble.

- What are you driving at?

- Papers for paper.

Essays for cash?

- So that's it.

- What's what?

- It'll have to be a motorcycle.

- Good idea. Invest in a cycle. So?

- You've got a deal.

- All right.

When we make the drop,

not out in the open like this.

I got a rep to protect.

It's open.

Your uncle said you was back out here.

What is this joint?

- It's his nuclear fallout shelter.

- Yeah?

- You got that essay?

- You got the cash?

This is a neat joint.

A nucleoid shelter.

It's private, good for homework

and other activities

involving student bodies.

Can you handle a couple

of History assignments also?

- I'll try.

- OK, and remember, this is between us.

- I got a rep to protect here, OK?

- Yeah.

William the Conqueror, by the Goose.

Oh, God.

Nobody, but nobody,

knows this happened, dig?

Whatever you say.

That's very nice. Nice penmanship.

Remember. I got a rep to protect.

OK, Shakespeare?

Reproduction.

It's very simple, but yet very important.

Now, what is the best time of the month

for a woman to conceive?

Mr...

...Jaworski.

- What's "conceive"?

- You know, to be fertile.

- What's the best time?

- Ask Nogerelli.

- Mr Nogerelli?

- Ask Goose.

- Mr Goose?

- Ask Dimucci.

- Mr Dimucci?

- What?

Conceive. What is the best time?

At night?

I can see that we're not getting very far.

I got the same problem.

- Morning, everybody.

- Good morning.

Good morning, Mr Stuart.

- Let's start at the beginning. Page one.

- Open your book.

- "Where do babies come from?"

- If you need me, l'll be right over here.

Do we need this for the exam?

The parts of a flower

are so constructed that

Very, very often

the wind will cause pollination

Ifnot, then a bee or any other

nectar-gathering creature

Can create the same situation

Yes, anything that gets the pollen

to the pistil's right on the list

I'll try to make it crystal clear

A flower's insatiable passion

turns its life into a circus of debauchery

Now you seejust how the stamen

gets its lusty dust on to the stigma

And why this frenzied chlorophyllous

orgy starts each spring is no enigma

We call this quest for satisfaction

a what, class?

A photoperiodic reaction

Oh, that's good

That's very good

Hey, l'm lost. Where are we?

- Chapter two

- Page five

- Reproduction

- Reproduction

Put your pollen tube to work

- Reproduction

- Reproduction

Make my stamen go berserk

Reproduction

I don't think they even know

what a pistil is

I got your pistil right here

Where does the pollen go?

Get back here. Get into your seats.

Next chapter.

How in an abstract way,

the same thing applies

to the reproductive organs

of the more complex life-forms.

But we are now dealing

with sexual response.

Are there any questions

before we begin reading?

Is it possible the female member

ofsome sex on a couch

Could, like, get this guy all hot

and she never even knew it?

Negative

When a warm-blooded mammal

in a tight little sweater

Starts pulling that stuff

she's saying that she wants to do it

Can't prove it by me

'Cause they change their tune

when you got 'em in the back seat

- With his heart beatin' fast

- They make it sound like a track meet

- Gross!

- Yeah...

... Then all they can do is say,

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"

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