Grease Page #3

I wonder if she carries

silver bullets!

So she laid her eyes on you,

huh, Zuko?

I bet that's not all

she's laid on him.

- Hey, Zuke! I got a car, remember?

- Come on, Danny.

- Who's got beer money?

- I swiped my brother's ID.

He was so nice to me this summer.

Listen, Sandy, men are rats.

Listen to me.

They're fleas on rats.

Worse than that,

they're amoebas on fleas on rats.

I mean, they're too low

for even the dogs to bite.

The only man a girl can depend on

is her daddy.

You know what you need?

A night out with the girls.

We're having a sleep-over

at my house tonight. Wanna come?

Good. You'll love it. Come on.

Hey, look at Jan.

# Brush-a, brush-a, brush-a

Get the new Ipana

# With the brand-new flavour

It's dandy for your teeth

# Brush-a, brush-a, brush-a,

New Ipana toothpaste

# Brush-a, brush-a, brush-a

Knocks out decay germs fast

# Fast, fast, you sure are right

Turn it off.

- Hand me a ciggie butt.

- Yeah, me, too.

- Want one, Sandy?

- I don't smoke.

- You don't?

- Go ahead, try it. It won't kill ya.

Oh, I forgot to say, you shouldn't

inhale unless you're used to it.

Sandy, let me teach you how to

French inhale. It's really cool.

God. That is

the ugliest-Iooking thing I ever saw.

The guys really go for it.

It's how I got my nickname.

Sure it is.

OK, how about a little Sneaky Pete

to get the party goin'?

Italian Swiss Colony?

Wow, it's imported.

I brought Twinkies.

Anybody want one?

Twinkies and wine?

That's real class, Jan.

It says right here

it is a dessert wine.

Hey, Sandy didn't get any wine.

- Oh, that's OK.

- I bet you never had a drink before.

I had champagne

at my cousin's wedding once.

Ring-a-ding-ding!

What's wrong? We don't got cooties.

Hey, Sandy. Would you like me

to pierce your ears for ya?

- (jeering)

- Shut up!

Isn't it awfully dangerous?

I know what I'm doing.

I'm going to be a beautician.

- What's the matter? You afraid?

- No, I'm not.

- Here, Frenchy, use my virgin pin.

- It's good for somethin'.

- It's not a good idea.

- It's OK.

My father won't like it. (screams)

Sandy, let's go into the bathroom.

My mother'll kill me

if I get blood on the carpet.

- It only bleeds for a second.

- I don't feel very well.

Don't worry. If she screws up,

she can fix your hair

so your ears don't show.

Sandy, Sandy, beauty is pain.

(screams)

Could you get some ice

to numb her ears?

Let the cold water run

and stick her ear under the faucet.

Personally,

I'm getting rather chilly.

- Hey, what's that?

- From Bobby in Korea.

- Are you going with a Korean?

- Dummy, he's a marine.

A marine? Whooo!

Wanna see a picture?

God. You're turning into

a one-woman USO.

Hey, you guys, Sandy's sick.

I just did one ear.

She saw the blood and... bleurgh!

You won't get your hands on my ears.

Yeah? You'll be sorry. I have been

accepted to La Cafury Beauty School.

You're dropping out of Rydell?

I don't see it as dropping out. I see

it as a very strategic career move.

- Why's it torn in half?

- His old girlfriend was in it.

Er, ... Sandy,

here's your toothbrush.

Thanks, Frenchy.

I'm sorry to be so much trouble.

It's OK.

Miss Goody Two-Shoes

makes me wanna barf.

# Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee

# Lousy with virginity

# Won't go to bed

Till I'm legally wed

# I can't, I'm Sandra Dee

Watch it.

# Hey, I'm Doris Day

# I was not brought up that way

# Won't come across

Even Rock Hudson lost

# His heart to Doris Day

- # I don't drink

- No!

- # Or swear

- Oh!

- # I don't rat my hair

- Yeurgh!

# I get ill from one cigarette

(coughs)

# Keep your filthy paws

Off my silky drawers

# Would you pull that crap

with Annette?

# As for you, Troy Donahue

# I know what you wanna do

# You've got your crust

I'm no object of lust

# I'm just plain Sandra Dee

# Elvis! Elvis!

# Let me be

# Keep that pelvis far from me

# Just keep your cool

Now you're starting to drool

# Hey, fongool

# I'm Sandra Dee

Making fun of me, Rizz?

Some people are so touchy.

- # Later on they start to scratch...

- Shut up, you vultures.

I changed my mind. Let's go.

- What do you mean?

- What do I mean?

(squealing)

- They can't come. My folks'll flip.

- Putzie, you call her.

Oh, Sandy.

Wherefore art thou, Sandy?

Shut up! Sit down.

You goody-goodies are too much.

I'm gonna get my kicks while

I'm still young enough to get 'em.

Is she gonna

shinny down the drainpipe?

Hey, look. There's Rizzo.

You're doing that without a net.

Swell bunch, rushing to help a lady.

- Lady? I don't see a lady.

- Shut up. Shut up!

- What's up, Kenick?

- One guess.

- You got a lot to offer a girl.

- Yeah, you know it.

- What say you, Zuke?

- You're lookin' good, Rizz.

- Eat your heart out.

- Sloppy seconds ain't my style.

You going to flog your log?

It's better than hanging around

with you dorks.

Your chariot, my lady.

I don't know what I saw

in Danny Zuko.

Don't sweat it, honey.

Have one of mine.

- There's so many of them.

- I know.

- How do you keep up with them?

- I'm a terrific pen pal.

Hopelessly devoted to every one.

What are you doing?

OK. What do you think this is?

A gangbang?

- You wish.

- (all laugh)

Hit the pavement.

You gotta be kidding.

- I said now.

- Alright.

Remember us in your will.

When a guy picks a chick

over his buddies, something's wrong.

Come on, guys,

let's go for a slice of pizza.

Can I have some of that?

Sure.

- Thanks.

- Wait.

(door closes)

# Guess mine is not

the first heart broken

# My eyes are not the first

to cry

# I'm not the first to know

# There's just no getting over you

# You know,

I'm just a fool who's willing

# To sit around and wait for you

# But, baby, can't you see?

# There's nothing else for me to do

# I'm hopelessly devoted to you

# But now there's nowhere to hide

# Since you pushed my love aside

# I'm out of my head

# Hopelessly devoted to you

# Hopelessly devoted to you

# Hopelessly devoted to you

# My head is saying

# Fool, forget him

# My heart is saying

# Don't let go

# Hold on to the end

# And that's what I intend to do

# I'm hopelessly devoted to you

# But now there's nowhere to hide

# Since you pushed my love aside

# I'm out of my head

# Hopelessly devoted to you

# Hopelessly devoted to you

# Hopelessly devoted to you

(radio) Is acne ruining your life?

Do you close your eyes when you

look in the mirror? Fear no more.

Face up to Face-Off, for deep

penetration into infected pores.

Help dry up unsightly pimples

and blemishes...

(grunts)

- Rizz. Rizz.

- Could you call me by my first name?

Oh, erm...

Betty.

Betty. Betty.

- Have you got something?

- Are you kidding?

My 25-cent insurance policy.

Big spender.

- What?

- It broke.

How could it break?

I bought it

when I was in seventh grade.

Ohhh...

What the hell?

(crash)

- What the hell are you doin'?

- It's a no-parking zone, creep.

The whole place is a no-parking zone,

crater-face.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah!

(crash)

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