Grease Live! Page #8

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IN COLLEGE.

I'LL COACH YOU.

SONNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WASHING MY HANDS.

I'LL COVER YOU.

DID YOU LEARN THAT IN PRISON?

CONVENT.

ARE YOU OKAY?

CAN'T YOU JUST PROMISE ME WE

WON'T BE ON CAMERA.

HOW ARE WE GOING TO WIN IF

WE'RE NOT ON CAMERA?

YOU GET CAMERA SHY, JUST LOOK IN

MY EYES.

YOU CAN DO THAT, RIGHT?

YOU'RE GOING TO BE GREAT.

HEY, MARTY, DO ME A FAVOR,

WILL YOU?

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

FIND OUT THE CAMERAMAN'S

NAME.

I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

GOOD GOLLY, MISS MOLLY.

IS THIS MY USUAL MAKEUP.

MR. FONTAINE.

THANK GOODNESS WE'RE NOT IN

COLOR.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I MEAN, THAT'S MY NAME.

WHAT'S YOUR GAME?

VINCE, YOU WANT TO --

BEAT IT.

A FRIEND OF MINE WANTED ME TO

ASK YOU THE NAME OF THE

CAMERAMAN.

OH, WAITING FOR HER BIG

CLOSE-UP, IS SHE?

MAYBE.

WELL, HIS NAME IS TED, BU YOUR FRIEND'S OUT OF LUCK UNLESS

SHE'S AS PRETTY AS YOU ARE.

IS SHE?

NO.

WELL THEN, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

MARTY.

MARTY WHAT?

MARASCHINO.

LIKE THE CHERRY.

SWEET.

SO MARTY, DO YOUR FOLKS KNOW

THAT I COME INTO YOUR ROOM EVERY

NIGHT OVER WBXX, THAT IS.

WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW WON' HURT THEM.

I'M JUDGING THE DANCE

CONTEST.

I DON'T THINK I'M ENTERING.

WHAT?

A KNOCKOUT LIKE YOU?

BABY, THINGS SURE CHANGED SINCE

I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, LAST YEAR.

STOP.

WHAT?

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I JUST NEVER REALIZED YOU'RE

SO --

DIRECT AND SERIOUS,

EROTICALLY ALIGNED?

OH.

OUCH.

THREE MINUTES TO BROADCAST,

VINCE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I NEED MORE BASS.

WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT?

TOO MUCH.

I MEAN, THE CAMERAMAN.

DANCERS, ARE YOU READY?

[ CHEERS ]

ALL RIGHT.

WE HAVE TO GO OVER A COUPLE OF

GROUND RULES, FIRST.

OKAY?

BASIC RULES.

PRINCIPAL McGEE.

[ BOOS ]

I'LL WAIT.

I'LL WAIT.

I WON'T ASK AGAIN.

NOW, BOYS AND GIRLS, IN JUST A

FEW MOMENTS THE ENTIRE NATION

WILL BE WATCHING RYDELL

[ APPLAUSE ]

I WANT YOU ALL TO BE ON YOUR

BEST BEHAVIOR.

SO NOW FOR THE RULES, COACH

CALHOUN.

GAME RULE ONE.

COUPLES ONLY.

NO SOLOS, NO THREESOMES.

GAME RULE TWO.

DURING THE DANCE CONTEST, IF YOU

ARE TAPPED ON THE SHOULDER, YOU

MUST LEAVE THE FLOOR

IMMEDIATELY.

AND RULE NUMBER THREE, ANYONE

DOING TASTELESS OR VULGAR

MOVEMENTS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.

HEY, KEEP IT CLEAN.

40 SECONDS.

BOYS AND GIRLS, NOW, WITHOU FURTHER ADO I GIVE YOU THE MAN

OF THE HOUR, THE PRINCE OF THE

PLATTERS, MR. VINCE FONTAINE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU FANS AND

FRIENDS.

THANK YOU.

AND NOW, YOU GALS AND GUYS, A

FEW WORDS TO THE WISE.

YOU ARE MY BEST PALS AND TO LOOK

YOUR BEST FOR THE BIG CONTEST,

BE YOURSELF AND HAVE A BALL.

THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT AFTER

ALL, FORGET ABOUT THE CAMERA AND

FORGET THE BEAT AND GIVE THE

FOLKS AT HOME A REAL TREAT.

DON'T WORRY WHERE THE CAMERA IS,

IF I TAP YOU ON THE SHOULDER

JUST STEP ASIDE AND LET THE

OTHERS FINISH THE RIDE.

TWO, ONE!

WELCOME TO NATIONAL BANDSTAND

COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM RYDELL

HIGH SCHOOL.

I'M YOUR HOST VINCE FONTAINE.

AND THIS IS THE EVENT YOU'VE ALL

BEEN WAITING FOR.

WE GET TO THE BIG SHOW.

LET'S WARM THINGS UP.

AWAY WE GO WITH JOHNNY CASINO

AND THE GAMBLERS.

DON'T SAY BABY BABY

IT'S TOO TOO LATE

I DON'T NEED NO TENDER WORDS

BABY BABY:

JUST TURN ME LOOSE

DON'T SAY HOLD IT HONEY

DON'T SLOW DOWN

JUST RUN ME AROUND

DON'T SAY HOLD ON HONEY

JUST SAY LET'S GO

MY ENGINE'S RUNNING BABY

MY HEADLIGHTS ARE ON

JUST WAVE THAT AND WE'RE

DONE:

YEAH WE'RE GONE

DON'T SAY MAYBE BABY

DON'T ASK WHY

I'M YOUR GUY

THAT AIN'T NO LIE

DON'T SAY MAYBE BABY

JUST SAY YOU'RE MINE

JUST SAY YOU'RE MINE

JUST SAY YOU'RE MINE

JUST SAY YOU'RE MINE

JUST SAY YOU'RE MINE

DON'T SAY MAYBE BABY

BECAUSE BABY YOU'RE MINE

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

THE ONE, THE ONLY AMERICAN

BANDSTAND COMING TO YOU LIVE

FROM RYDELL HIGH HOSTED BY THE

ONE, THE ONLY VINCE FONTAINE.

THAT'S ME.

AND NOW, THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL

BEEN WAITING FOR.

THE NATIONAL DANCEOFF.

ONE LUCKY GUY AND GAL WILL GO

HOME WITH A FAN TASK PRIZE.

DON'T FEEL BAD IF I BUMP YOU

OUT, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU

WIN OR LOSE, IT'S WHAT YOU DO

WITH YOUR DANCING SHOES.

THROW YOUR MITTENS AROUND YOUR

KITTENS AND AWAY WE GO!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

BEFORE I WAS BOSH LATE ONE

NIGHT:

MY PAPA SAID EVERYTHING'S ALL

RIGHT:

THE DOCTOR LAUGHED

MY MOM LAID DOWN

WITH HER STOMACH BOUNCING ALL

AROUND:

BECAUSE THE BEBOP STORK WAS

ABOUT TO ARRIVE:

HERE'S THE SONG HAND JIVE

EVERYBODY:

BORN TO HAND JIVE BABY

BORN TO HAND JIVE BABY

OH YEAH:

COME ON.

GET OFF HER.

HOW LOW CAN YOU GO

HOW LOW CAN YOU GO

HOW LOW CAN YOU GO

HIGHER HIGHER HIGHER

NOW CAN YOU HAND JIVE BABY

OH CAN YOU HAND JIVE BABY

BORN TO HAND JIVE BABY

BORN TO HAND JIVE BABY

OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH

YEAH:

BORN TO HAND JIVE OH YEAH

OH, YEAH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

LET'S MEET OUR NEW CHAMPS.

WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?

CHA-CHA AND DANNY ZUKO.

ALL RIGHT.

CONGRATULATIONS.

AND NOW, LET'S HAVE OUR CHAMPS

CELEBRATE WITH A NICE SLOW

DANCE.

HIT IT.

MINE'S NOT THE FIRST HEAR BROKEN

MY EYES ARE NOT THE FIRST TO

CRY:

I'M NOT THE FIRST TO KNOW

THERE'S JUST NO GETTING OVER

YOU:

YOU KNOW I'M JUST A FOOL WHO'S

WAITING:

TO SIT AROUND AND WAIT FOR

YOU:

BUT BABY CAN'T YOU SEE

NOTHING ELSE FOR ME TO DO

I'M HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO

YOU:

BUT NOW THERE'S NOWHERE TO

HIDE:

SINCE YOU PUSHED MY LOVE

ASIDE:

I'M OUT OF MY HEAD

HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU

HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU

HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU

MY HEAD IS SAYING FOOL FORGE HIM

MY HEART IS SAYING DON'T LE GO

HOLD ON TILL THE END AND

THAT'S WHAT I INTEND TO DO

I'M HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO

YOU:

BUT NOW THERE'S NOWHERE TO

HIDE:

SINCE YOU PUSHED MY LOVE

ASIDE:

I'M OUT OF MY HEAD

HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU

HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU

HOPELESSLY DEVOTED

I'M HOPELESSLY DEVOTED

TO YOU:

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

WELCOME BACK, STUDENTS.

I TRUST YOU ALL HAVE FOND

MEMORIES OF OUR SPRING DANCE

SATURDAY NIGHT.

THOSE OF YOU WHO CAN STILL

REMEMBER IT AT ALL.

REST ASSURED, THE POLICE HAVE

BEEN NOTIFIED AND THEY WILL FIND

THOSE INDIVIDUALS WHO SPIKED THE

PUNCH BOWL WHICH LED TO SOME

EXTREMELY EMBARRASSING BEHAVIOR.

AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT,

A BRASSIERE WAS FOUND UNDER THE

BLEACHERS, A SIZE 34-DD

UNDERWIRE CONSTRUCTION FULL

SUPPORT.

WILL THE OWNER PLEASE COME TO

THE OFFICE TO RETRIEVE IT.

WHAT IS IT, BLANCHE?

PLEASE DISREGARD THAT LAS ANNOUNCEMENT.

THIS HAS BEEN A TEST.

THIS WAS ONLY A TEST.

BEEP.

OKAY.

EVERYBODY OUT.

COME ON.

WELCOME TO THE CINEMA.

I WISH WE HAD MONEY FOR

TICKETS.

I WISH WE HAD GAS MASKS.

IT WAS CABBAGE NIGHT.

HERE COME THE CHICKS.

HI.

HEY.

HOLD MY MONEY.

DON'T LET ME GO NEAR THE

REFRESHMENT STAND.

POPCORN WITH EXTRA BUTTER?

THE KIND?

MM-HMM.

FRENCH, YOU READY FOR A

MOVIE?

ALWAYS.

I LIKE TO WATCH AT HOME ANY TIME

I WANT.

LET'S GET TO THE MOON FIRST.

HEY, BABE.

THERE'S NOBODY HERE.

COME ON, MARTY, LET'S GE SOME POPCORN.

I GUESS WE GOT TO WATCH THE

MOVIE.

AT A DRIVE-IN?

WHO DOES THAT?

COME ON, SANDY, I TOLD YOU I

WAS SORRY EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK.

I KNOW.

THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.

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