Greenberg Page #2
Well, to fight, too,
but l just meant now.
My brother and his wife
are there on vacation.
l don't know.
Some people like to travel.
That's my brother's
wife's daughter, Sara.
My step-sister?
Niece.
Uh, no, thanks, man.
l don't really
drink anymore.
Okay.
Yeah, it's for the best.
l've got into
these Arnold Palmers.
lced tea, lemonade.
Yeah, l don't have that.
l thought l'd told you.
talk more than we do.
The beard is cool.
Yeah.
You know,
it's a winter beard.
l probably shouldn't
be on the table here.
Maybe don't sit
on the speaker.
Oh, sorry.
So, what do you
want to do today?
Um, Beller's having
a barbeque, which means,
you know. . .
Oh, what's he up to?
He directs television.
He calls me up with
computer questions.
What a dick.
Yeah, still rude.
Let's not do that.
Uh. . .
What else, man?
We could get
a drink at a bar,
we could stay here.
They have videos.
Yeah.
l think l saw Mannequin.
And, uh, Gung Ho?
l remember that
being funny.
Gung Ho's good.
Yeah.
lt'd be interesting
to watch it now.
ln the day?
l meant now,
like, you know. . .
Oh, these days. Yeah.
Now,
as opposed to
when it was made.
Yeah, sorry.
l'm not sure
about these pants.
They look flarey to you?
No, l think
that's the style.
(SlGHS) l feel like
l should have
worn jeans.
No one's going
to be dressed up
at this thing.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Fabula and l are on
this trial separation.
Oh. Uh-huh.
lt's a lot to go into.
l feel terrible
for Victor, you know.
l'd love you to meet him.
He's like
Yeah, l saw him
a few years ago.
Yeah, but now he's eight.
He's like a friend.
He's fun to hang out with.
l'm glad you're here, man.
lt's good for me to
get out like this.
Want to put your blinker on?
IVAN:
Casa de Beller.Keep going. Keep going.
Keep going.
What a f***ing nightmare.
Maybe we can park here.
No, no, no. Let's go home.
l shouldn't have let
you talk me into this.
lt's a nightmare here.
lt's this kind of sh*t. . .
l can't find a movie
l want to go to
in the f***ing multiplex,
or when l'm in Starbucks,
But we drove all
the way out here.
Let's have one drink.
(ROGER SlGHS)
(POP MUSlC PLAYlNG)
ls this a f***ing
children's party?
Beller, how are you?
l'm good.
Hey, man.
Johno.
Hey, Greenberg,
what are you doing out here?
You know. . .
Hey, Beth.
Oh, my God. Hey.
Should l know?
Are you really
big or something?
No, Megan.
l didn't know
you were out here.
l wasn't.
(lN HlGH-PlTCHED VOlCE)
How is Lenny?
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, dude, or what about
Your Grandma's P*ssy?
lt's like Anaconda,
l'm fair to middling.
You know.
two-and-a-half stars.
l haven't seen you since,
probably, like 1 0 years ago.
ln his movie guide.
Yeah, l think it was
actually Matt Levy's wedding.
l'm all shits
and giggles today.
Yeah. l think you'll find
l'm pretty much all shits.
lt's sad about Matt Levy.
Yeah.
Wait, what happened?
Oh, you didn't hear.
He died.
(EXHALES)
JOHNO:
Texas Hold 'em is dead.BELLER:
lt's dead.You know,
that sh*t just
makes your lips drier.
l know.
There's Beth.
BELLER:
She and Stevenare getting a divorce.
JOHNO:
They werea cool couple.
Are any of those yours?
Yes, mine are the one
in the bumblebee costume
and the one in
the devil costume.
l think that's The Flash.
All the men out here
dress like children,
and the kids dress
like superheroes.
Hi, Dad.
Hey, sweet pea.
Come to think of it,
Steven's kind of a less
Jewish-looking version of you.
Less? l'm not even. . .
l'm only half.
Yeah,
but you're doing this.
What's. . .
l'm thinking small.
ls this a Jewish gesture?
l don't know.
Beller,
always with the self-hatred.
You're sweating.
l am. Yeah.
Have you been to
one of Eric's seders?
Eric gave trees to lsrael.
Am l not allowed
to joke about it?
No, l know. l'm just
saying, since you said
"less Jewish-looking,"
because most people
think l look ltalian.
And since my mom was
actually Protestant,
l'm not actually
Jewish at all, so. . .
Good to see you.
What are you
doing these days?
You're in New York, right?
Yeah.
Making music?
Haven't played
music in years.
l'm a carpenter,
you know, for money.
But right now,
l'm really trying
to do nothing for a while.
That's brave at our age.
l'm here for a few weeks
at my brother's,
and wanna have
a drink or something?
Um. . .
Sure. Okay.
ROGER:
"Dear Starbucks,"in your attempt to
manufacture culture
out of fast-food coffee,
"you've been
surprisingly successful,
for the most part.
"The part that
isn't covered by
'the most part' sucks."
(PHONE RlNGlNG)
FLORENCE:
Hello?Florence, hey,
it's Roger Greenberg.
Hi.
Sorry, l'm eating.
That's okay.
You wanna have
a drink or something?
Um...
Sure. Okay.
Um. . .
ls there a bar you
know we can go to?
There's one
near my apartment,
but it's pretty lame.
Okay.
lt's in Culver City.
Do you want to
meet me there?
l don't drive.
Those are all
kind of cheesy.
You have the light.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. . .
Do you mind if we
stop by my house?
l left my purse. Sorry.
Do you need it?
l still get carded.
l don't read enough.
l'm such a bad reader.
ls that you?
Yeah, it's one
of the rare times
l was actually
happy around my dad.
Did you do that?
No, that's my niece.
lt's good.
She's four.
l want to have
a relationship with her,
she's just not
that friendly with me.
You want to see?
l got her these
puppets for her birthday.
They might be too old.
They have sticks.
Yeah. l'm sure
they'll be fine.
What do you have to drink?
Um. . .
Oh.
Okay, you don't
want to go to the bar?
lt's Friday.
The bars are probably
full of bridge
and tunnel people.
Sorry.
l don't really have. . .
There's a Corona Light
and some cheap tequila
someone left here once.
Shall we split
the Corona?
Okay.
(HlCCUPS)
l get the hiccups
when l first
drink carbonation.
l'm wearing kind
of an ugly bra.
lt's like an ACE bandage.
There's no clasp.
Do you hear a train?
ls that a train?
l get kind of nerdy.
Can we take it slow?
l'm sorry,
it's just that. . .
l just got out of
a long relationship,
and l don't want to
go from just having sex
to just having sex
to just having sex.
Who's the third
"just having sex"?
You, if we had sex.
Okay,
then who's the second?
A guy l met at
this gallery thing.
You slept with him?
Yeah, l did.
How did that go?
What do you mean?
The sex?
Yeah. Well. . .
lt was pretty awkward.
What is that
on your lip?
What?
ls that a. . .
Nothing.
No, it's not a cold sore.
You sure?
Yeah, l picked it.
Where's your bathroom?
This is so annoying,
but l have to call
my friend, Gina, back.
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