Greenberg Page #4
On the long and lonely road
to kingdom come
People far below
chasin' pleasures
Offer him directions
on the run
Prophets on the path
offer treasures
he takes none
Roll on, roll on, roll on
Night birds are flyin'
Come on, the light is gone
Hope's slowly dyin'
(ROCK MUSlC BLARlNG)
People don't call on
my birthday anymore.
l guess l don't call
people on their birthdays,
so why should they call me?
l didn't call you.
When's yours?
November.
That's right.
l'll call you this year.
(MAN LAUGHlNG)
We're taking
her to this side.
Laughing already
demonstrates appreciation,
the applause
seems superfluous.
And also, it's like,
just treat the restaurant
like it's your
living room, guy.
l'm weirdly on tonight.
Should we order?
Maybe l should've
invited Florence.
Or l should've had a party.
Birthdays are hard, man.
lt's weird aging, right?
lt's like, "What the f***
is going on?"
l know.
Youth is wasted
on the young.
l'd go further.
l'd go,
"Life is wasted on
"people."
Should l invite her?
lt doesn't have
to mean anything.
l don't wanna set up
a series of expectations
with her.
What do you think?
Yeah, if you want.
Okay, then we should
wait to order.
Maybe it'd be good.
Do you care?
No, no.
lt's a different dynamic.
Yeah.
She lives near here.
l'll see if she's around.
She probably has
other plans.
l won't get into it
being my birthday.
She's young.
Thank you.
Thanks.
(GROUP LAUGHlNG)
(CLAPPlNG)
l don't find a lot of
girls in LA attractive.
Do you?
l do, yeah.
l said l don't.
Oh, l do.
She isn't as pretty as Beth,
or her face is,
but she's bigger.
Not fat.
l find it sexy,
but you'll see.
l never found
Beth as beautiful
as everyone else did.
She was my girlfriend.
Years ago.
l didn't think
you'd take offense.
Well, you like
racist Portuguese women.
She made one remark,
and it's a cultural thing.
l mean, by our standards,
Fabula's mother is a bigot.
l know you
never liked Fabula.
Florence is. . .
lf you worked in
an office with her,
you'd definitely
develop a crush on her,
but outside the office,
you'd start to wonder
if she was as cute
as you'd imagined.
l'm just saying,
you know, Fabula is
a lot less possessive
than she used to be.
You'd like her more now.
Can l get another Scotch?
That's the busboy.
Fine, can l get another fork?
This one has some food on it.
Fabula never got you.
She thought she'd bagged
rather than just lvan.
l know she helped you
with the addiction
and everything,
but you're over that now.
We have to find you someone.
lt's too bad neither of us
are the type to go whoring.
ls that her?
Hi.
Hi.
This is lvan.
Hello.
lt's nice to meet you.
Hi. Hello.
Hi.
Sorry.
Sorry.
l'll be right back.
GlRL:
Hello?Beth.
What?
Beth?
Who?
ls this a child?
Yes.
ls your mom there?
Who is this?
Roger.
Miller?
Roger.
Mom, it's Miller!
BETH:
Hello?Beth.
Who's this?
Roger.
Oh, hi.
What are you doing?
l'm sewing Charles' pants.
Uh-huh.
ls Charles your son?
Yeah. Hot stuff.
Are you sewing
his Flash suit?
ls he the devil
or the Flash? Did he say?
Yeah.
How's the rest of
your week looking?
What'd you do with her?
She's in the bathroom.
You see what l mean
about working in an office?
Where'd you go?
l called Beth.
Really?
Come on, l mean,
Beth is a part of my life.
She's. . .
l don't believe
that things happen
for a reason, but maybe
me being out here at
this particular time,
it's happening for a reason.
(ALL LAUGHlNG)
l cannot believe
you still have this.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
And l got you this.
ROGER:
Wow."The Magic Marker. Live!"
Man, look at Beller.
(lN HlGH-PlTCHED VOlCE)
How is Lenny?
(lN HlGH-PlTCHED VOlCE)
Lenny not so good.
lVAN:
You've got a bit ofNo, l think
that's a shadow.
You're trying so
hard to look casual.
(SlNGlNG) Happy birthday
to you
No, don't have them
do that. Don't.
Happy birthday to you
Don't.
You're such
a f***ing a**hole.
Roger, relax.
You know l hate this sh*t.
Will you stop? No. . .
Okay?
Sit on my dick, a**hole!
(GASPlNG)
And many more.
What the f***, right?
Well, he just got out
of a mental hospital.
Right.
What? Really?
l mean, who does that?
Gets the waiters.
l'm not one of these
preening LA people
who likes everything
to be about them.
l'm not some d*ckhead
who does karaoke
at the Farmers Market
and hosts
every Friday night,
and swing dances.
(LAUGHS)
What?
You told lvan to
sit on your dick.
Did l?
Yeah.
What the hell
does that mean?
(LAUGHlNG)
l don't know.
Okay.
Now,
happy birthday.
Great.
So, l got the witch.
Thanks.
l made a snap judgment.
lf you'd rather the devil,
you can switch it out.
No, l'm happy
with the witch.
You're right,
these are too
old for your niece.
l'm impressed by you.
ln what way?
l don't know.
l mean, you seem
really fine doing nothing.
lt's like you don't
feel all that bullshit
pressure to be successful.
l mean,
by other people's standards.
l'm. . .
You know,
when l got out of college.
l haven't done nothing.
Cool.
l want to be
doing nothing.
l'm doing
nothing deliberately.
That's what l'm saying.
l don't know that
l could do nothing
and be that cool
with everything.
Well, there's so
much crap out there.
Mahler's not at home.
You could stay over.
Wink-wink.
Um. . .
l'm not supposed to. . .
l try not to. . .
But, f*** it.
Yeah, okay.
lvan's nice.
ls he your best friend?
Yeah, l guess so.
l lost lvan
there for a few years
to this racist
he met in rehab.
which is good for him,
and me, to be honest.
Good.
You probably
wouldn't believe this,
but in college we
all looked up to him.
He was from England
and he used to be
really handsome and stylish
and kind of great.
l can believe that.
lvan and l
call each other "man,"
but it's meant as a joke.
lt's the kind of thing
we wouldn't say, 'cause. . .
lt's our imitation
of other people.
l know what that's like.
This friend of mine,
Marnie, and me,
we went. . .
We went to this
cheesy bar in Hollywood
and we just thought,
"Let's pretend to
who are looking
to get picked up,
"even though we're not."
And we end up
talking to these
two frat guys,
but, like, 30.
And they were all
into their bodies
and cologned,
very well-groomed.
to one of their places.
And l think
one of them was, like,
almost retarded,
or else he was really drunk,
because he
didn't make any sense.
And they got out
this video camera
and Marnie and l,
we did this
kind of striptease.
And it was crazy
because we were still
playing these girls,
but there we were,
showing our breasts. . .
And then,
we ran out of
there pretty fast.
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