Grilled
- R
- Year:
- 2006
- 83 min
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Maury, listen,
man, I got a kid.
I gotta write
some business.
It's not my fault.
You're talking after the close, Dave,
- you panicked.
- You quit.
You quit on half a dozen sits where
there's a deal sitting there.
- Bullshit. Who?
- Long list:
Crocker, Sergeant Saigon
with the shrapnel in his head.
The man was
a writeable deal.
Davey, Jesus, what's with you
this morning? You gotta relax.
You should let me
stimulate your third eye point.
It'll energize you.
Put that away, all right?
I'm not your guinea pig.
You need to get your license before
we discuss you sticking pins in me.
Needles.
Still need a license.
How do I look?
- Good.
- God, I miss her.
Just... just keep
your mind on the day. That's all.
What?
Aw, come on.
Hurry!
Dolly. Dolly,
it's Daddy.
Daddy.
Shh.
Let's go.
We're late.
I love you.
- Me too.
- "Me too," what?
I love you.
What do you think?
Honk! Do you know
what "honk" means?
Korean couple.
- What?
- She was a nurse. There you gave up.
- It's like you don't give a sh*t.
- I give plenty of sh*t.
I don't get my tuition
paid by Monday,
- I gotta sit out the whole semester.
- Says who?
The acupuncture
university.
University.
It's a school.
What the hell you think
a university is?
To me, it suggests
a big campus,
sororities, high jinks,
trees... that sort of thing.
- Yeah.
- Your university is on Reseda,
in-between the TJ Maxx
and a Costco.
- Yeah, where's your university, huh?
- I don't need one, man.
It's all in here.
I can't take this
sh*t anymore.
- Hey, let it play.
- This isn't working.
Don't take it personally, man,
but I gotta make a living.
You want to
go it alone?
You can't do sh*t without these.
Here, take 'em.
No, I don't need your bullshit leads.
Keep your f***ing leads.
- Keep the book too, I don't need that.
- Fine.
All I need is a credit
app and a contract.
- Beautiful.
- I learned this business door-to-door,
my friend. Cold canvassing.
All I need is my shoes
and my mouth.
Could you pull over?
- Just drop me off right here.
- Good, fine.
What are you doing?
- This is here.
- Here means the corner.
You ever drop off
- Okay, great.
- No, here's fine. Here's fine, okay?
I'm gonna write
some business.
- It's a big world.
Yeah, don't eat it.
- A**hole. You!
- A**hole!
Hi, I'm Dave Langer
with Valley Food Service.
I don't know if any
of your neighbors told you about us,
but we're in the area,
and what I'm trying to do
is give away 10 free chickens
with the price of
just one of our meat plans.
Sir, the one monthly amount includes
everything. Okay, no chicken for you.
Mr. Simmons, hi.
Maurice Burns,
I'm from Valley Food Service.
Oh, yeah yeah, come on in.
Come on in.
- Where do you live?
- I don't really feel that...
Sherman Oaks, but I don't think that
has anything to do with anything.
Here's what I'm gonna do:
I'm gonna come to your house...
knock knock knock.
You wanna buy some of my crap?
You wanna buy some of my sh*t?
That's okay, sir. I'm sorry for wasting
your time. I apologize.
Have a good day, sir.
Go f*** yourself.
Why don't you cut
your grass?
I'll bet you hate
to shop, Mr. Simmons.
Oh, I sure do.
Well, now you won't
have to.
Oh, Madden. See, that's
right there.
He's good in the booth,
but... seven AFC Western Division titles.
That's the man.
What are you
talking about?
Madden, that's...
how do you know him?
That's my mom.
Uh-huh.
Hi. Can you
recognize my "Hi"?
Is this Maurice?
Yes yes, this is
still Maurice.
So what's my favorite
redhead doing tonight?
I don't know, Maurice.
I've never had red hair.
This is Carol?
This is Carolyn, and all my hairs
are brown, if you remember.
Oh yes, hi. Jeez, yeah.
No, I remember.
Yeah, we went
to the movie, right?
We watched it at your place.
How are you?
Do you really care? Or we could just
- If that's what you'd like.
- I would, yes.
Then let's do that.
Hi, darling,
how are you?
Dad, did you forget
my birthday?
Of course not.
Did you think I would?
- I didn't know.
- I never would.
You know what I want?
I think I do.
You want to tell me again?
- A swing and a slide.
- A swing and a slide.
Yep. Here's Mommy.
Don't disappoint
her, Dave.
It's not good of her to think
of you as a loser.
She doesn't think that.
She needs you to be solid.
Do you have any solid left?
Renee, I'm doing
my best.
If you can, just get
her something nice.
That would be our top
of the line model.
It's 150 bucks.
Wood really necessary
in a swinging device?
It's superior
for the child.
This particular model
is priced way down.
It's the last one
we have left.
Yeah, this is probably
the last time you'll
be able to get it
at this low price.
You kidding me, man?
- Excuse me?
- Trying to pull that sh*t on me?
- I'm sorry, sir?
- That's your impending event?
- My impending event?
- Your impending event, Glenn.
Make it big, man.
Grab an issue.
Talk about deforestation.
Trees are being
chopped down all over the world.
You're not gonna find
wood of this caliber
on kids'
recreational equipment.
Hey.
Hey.
How'd you do?
I got nothing.
Yeah, nothing.
Nah, forget it.
Water, bridge, under.
Under.
Hey hey, look.
Look at that.
Yeah, cute.
Take it easy.
She's too happy
for you.
- How is everything?
- I have two iced teas now.
You must be thirsty.
Kristy, do you see what I do so we can
spend some time alone together?
And the dish ran away
with the spoon.
It's been so hard
being apart like this.
I think we need
to see each other more.
- That's what I think.
- I think you're nuts.
So you wanna help me
steal a swing set?
Not before we try these.
All right, so it's all
there in the application.
You're gonna get a free delivery,
you're gonna get a free freezer
and you're gonna get
10 free filets.
Take it.
I don't understand
why we need all this meat.
I'm sorry. We went overthis.
Andy likes filets.
You like the rib eye.
This whole order is customized
for the Wilson family.
Sally's been on
this health kick lately.
- It's not a kick.
- Program, honey.
She's been eating healthy,
and she wants to keep it up.
Eating healthy
means eating meat in the middle.
You make meat the hub.
Let your otherfoods fill in around it.
We were made to eat
meat originally by God.
Our inner system works better when
it we give it what it was meant to have.
Don't you think it's healthy to have
what God meant for you to have?
I guess so.
I guess so too.
Take it for
Sally's health.
Honey...
- Okay, great, good.
We'll be back with the freezer first
thing in the morning.
- I think we turned it around yesterday.
- I think we did.
- Tastes good.
- Mr. Wilson?
- Oh, no, I'm sorry.
You can't bring that in here.
And please move your truck.
What? No, we're not taking
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