Grow House Page #12

Synopsis: There's a boom in medical marijuana dispensaries in the state of California and the U.S. These facilities have reached record numbers, cropping up like Starbucks or McDonald's. States across the nation are legalizing medical and recreational marijuana. Our two unlikely heroes, Pat (DeRay Davis - "EMPIRE," "21 Jump Street," "GI Joe") and Darius (Lil' Duval - "Scary Movie 5," "Meet the Blacks"), figure they can help the medical marijuana movement, but mainly help themselves by trying to grow their own cannabis and selling their crop to the dispensaries. There's only one problem - knowing how to smoke marijuana doesn't mean you know how to grow it. After taking a trip to Dr. Doobie (Malcolm McDowell - "Entourage", "The Mentalist," "Home Alone") to become legally certified growers, they gain access to a Bel-Air mansion to use as a "grow house." Although they convince Snoop Dogg (played as himself) to fund their operation, our heroes soon discover what can grow wrong, will go wrong in this
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): DJ Pooh
Production: Rocky Mountain Pictures
 
IMDB:
4.4
R
Year:
2017
96 min
Website
92 Views


Don't think that because I

don't get out the house much

that I don't know what you

guys have going on over here.

Uh-huh.

I smoke too sometimes.

Are you kidding me? I had no idea.

- (door opens)

- DARIUS:
Uh-oh.

Where we goin?

Wanna hit it?

(chuckles)

So, question. What we gonna call it?

I got the perfect name.

PAT:
What?

Abracadabra.

- Oh my god.

- Abracadabra?

Abracadabra.

I like it though. It's like magic, huh?

I like it too. It has a little ring to it.

Because we ain't have no weed

and you made some appear

out of no-damn-where.

Happy 4-20!

Happy 4-20, bro.

- Happy 4-20.

- Hell yeah.

- Hold up.

- Who's that?

Mrs. Gilliam, man.

Sh*t, she's sayin...

BBC?

"Hey, don't forget about me."

- (phone buzzes)

- Is that a picture?

- MADISON:
What is BBC?

- Oh! Oh!

Get my runnin' shoes! Get my runnin' shoes!

- Bye, b*tch!

- Go get my runnin' shoes!

Now I'm tripping!

Whoa! I'm trying to charge up turbo boost.

Oh sh*t!

Sh*t!

Oh sh*t!

Baby, get your running shoes on there!

Oh! Kill 'em with

the shoulders

Kill 'em with the shoulders

Kill 'em with the shoulders

Kill 'em with the shoulders

Nigga, I can hear him!

- Come on, man.

- Hey, what?

(laughing)

Kill 'em with the shoulders

- For real?

- Yeah, go on.

- For your boy?

- Take it!

You a real nigga, man.

That's what my girlfriends call me.

You can do it like that

or you can do it like this

You ain't got no money.

Yo, let me see the rope

print around your neck.

God damn.

Say that again.

This nigga said "Let me see

the rope print." God damn.

Say that again.

The rope print around your neck.

Here we go, this that sh*t

That'll fill the whole

block and light it up

There's one condition with that money, now.

What's that?

Damn, I forgot what the condition was.

Hit the blunt again!

'Cause I'ma get this off,

Don't get too close

'cause I set this off

And take my crew

and do what we do,

And make a little

dance for you

One, two, three, four

To all the party people

When I make that

sound, woo woo

Everybody breaks it down

Look back at it, stand tall

Little Duval, Big Snoop Dogg

Kill 'em with the Roller,

'Nuff said, now kill

'em with the shoulders

Kill 'em with the shoulders

Kill 'em with the shoulders

Kill 'em with the shoulders

Kill 'em with the shoulders

Yeah, kill 'em

with the shoulders

Look back now, kill

'em with the shoulders

Kill 'em with the shoulders

Drop it down, now kill

'em with the shoulders

Kill 'em with the shoulders

Pick it up, now kill

'em with the shoulders

Kill 'em with the shoulders

Everybody in this b*tch,

kill 'em with the shoulders

Shoulders, shoulders

Yeah

It's not hard to do

We been doing this

sh*t for a long time

Ay, Lil Duval

You know what it is nigga

Hahaha

Now kill em with

the shoulders

Kill 'em with the shoulders

Kill 'em with the shoulders

Kill 'em with the shoulders

You gotta kill 'em

with the shoulders

Kill 'em with the shoulders

Kill 'em with the shoulders

You gotta kill 'em

with the shoulders

Kill 'em with the shoulders

Kill 'em with the shoulders

Kill 'em with the shoulders

Kill 'em with the shoulders

Yeah

Yeah, you know,

The streets been asking

for me to put something out

since I put that

first mix-tape out.

But I decided...

to let you f***ed niggas

breathe for a while.

But now...

it's time to apply pressure

on you f***ed niggas neck.

Yeah.

You know what it is.

Grown Gangsta in this mothafucka.

Huh? What? Nigga?

I'm a grown ass gangsta

I'm a grown ass

gangsta, nigga

I'm a grown ass gangsta

You scared nigga ain't ya

I'm a grown ass gangsta

I'm a grown ass

gangsta, nigga

I'm a grown ass gangsta

You scared nigga ain't ya

Nic nac pattywhack I

f***ed your mama way back

Now I got that weed sack

Hit me if you need that

Abracadabra

Know you gotta have the

Bad b*tch 'cause the other

bullshit don't matter

All that garbage-ass

weed that you smokin on

Smellin like cologne mixed

with sh*t and you chokin long

- (choking)

- Talkin bout

You aight?

Yo bro, you aight?

You aight?

Look at you You

almost dead, homie

You 'bout to die, homie

You choked on all that weed

and still ain't high, homie

Don't call me for no mess

on the ground no ma'am

You must not know who I am

I'm Grown Gangsta

I'm the man

B*tch!

I'm a grown ass gangsta

I'm a grown ass

gangsta, nigga

I'm a grown ass gangsta

You scared nigga ain't ya

I'm a grown ass gangsta

I'm a grown ass

gangsta, nigga

I'm a grown ass gangsta

You scared nigga ain't ya

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Mark Jordan (born June 29, 1966 in Los Angeles, California), better known by his stage name DJ Pooh is an American record producer, voice actor, rapper, screenwriter, actor and film director. more…

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