Grown Ups Page #4

I was a fan.

Higgins, can you just think about girls?

We have daughters.

- You do not think that just on.

but I can do something about it.

- That's not true. Well, that's true.

Want to know where I fantasize about?

- Yes.

Bars.

- Bars?

My last blood test was not good,

and I got nothing of Sally.

You're a grown man.

I have my own cache.

I'm not stupid.

Everything, Butterfingers, 3 Musketeers ...

which I hide under my clothes,

at the bottom of the hamper.

Because the smell of my sweat socks

hide the chocolate scent.

And as your underwear looks like,

that hides the chocolate stains.

I gotta pee.

You've already done three times.

You're leaking.

Shut up.

I try to concentrate.

You just pee, no test.

Are you urinate, or turn

the diesel off. What is that?

Listen to him.

He sends a message in Morse code.

Getting old, stop.

Can not urinate, stop.

Smells like asparagus, stop.

Even though I ate not.

The good news is that those girls

there can say goodbye to.

That is so awful.

- Did you see that?

This is how they do not all out, ladies.

Guys, I've also brought something.

Go away.

- The network of the Championship.

Let's see.

- I thought that the coach should have.

You must deposit the urn.

Your foot was on the line!

- Bailey ...

What would the coach said

if he had heard talk dirty?

Us a kick ass we give

because we did not do that.

Whether we do it the old fashioned way,

Eric beats him up.

No, I only have eight seconds left to

fight in my life.

I will save that for when I robbed,

or if someone calls at Burger King.

I can no longer postpone.

- He just put the chicken in his mouth.

Are we?

- We are going to do it.

I think the coach is here with us.

I think he is proud to be here

be with us.

As ash.

- Here on this island ...

where we hid our parents and

Now for our women and children.

Goodbye, friend.

Wise counselor.

The buzzing noise maker.

Go ahead.

- I've ruined my marriage.

They were all my fault.

I could not keep up.

I barely know my own daughters.

Buzzard would be ashamed of.

- False.

You have enough time to explain to

with your daughters.

Call them when you return.

Actually, they have about 20 minutes.

What?

- I can use a piece of chicken.

No. The hands of the coach.

- Make the shell but empty.

I'm going to eat it anyway.

Sick, but I'm hungry.

Stupid squad car.

Hi, Dad.

- I?

How did you do that, that get?

And I am not exaggerating.

How is that possible?

Elvis goes to her in her nose.

She does not know what to do.

Is this your car?

My old man lent me this rotauto.

It makes him not look me in limbo

beach and get eaten by a bear.

Your old man?

- Yes, my friend.

of boys of my age did.

But I'm the father chasing

who let me in the lurch.

Wu Ze-mama.

- What does this mean?

No idea, but it feels good.

I hope this car never made.

I do not think so.

I'm the spark plug removed.

We look all at once.

Let us each in turn.

Yes, I will look at the tree.

- McKenzie, you first.

Good plan.

And exercise.

And exercise.

What do we do?

- If we look at all the tree?

Back to the ass.

This is Gloria, this is Jasmine.

Grandma Gloria comes to the rescue deal.

Let me see.

Honey, your gasket is blown.

You had to see them in the Carwash.

You had to hear that waterbed action.

Just two Grizzly's fighting

a salmon.

He gets something.

I left out since she was pregnant.

- That can happen.

Can you have sex when they are pregnant,

or damage the baby then?

McKenzie can do that because the baby

thinks that his feet are tickled.

I was lucky on St. Patrick's Day.

She was half asleep.

With half asleep, I mean

they slept.

That you can do.

- She agreed.

What happened with your daughter?

- Embarrassing.

The first 20 years of a child's life

are more important than I realized.

It's always the children who pay.

- Children pay.

They always pay.

They pay with grain.

Good talking with you, boys ...

- No, no.

My family has become entertainment

for you.

How we brightened Robbie earlier?

Bow and arrow contest?

Have we really done?

- The second dumbest we ever did.

It was the stupidest.

- Dementia.

Arcenicum.

I can not believe we do.

How do we always

talk round by Lenny?

Remember the rules, who

remains the longest, wins.

Anyone who stays longest.

One and two ...

- Why are we doing this?

I lost him in the Sun

I am the champion.

I'm playing you queers.

There is an arrow in my foot.

Calm down.

What's going on?

- Rob was attacked by Indians.

But that has escaped.

- Attacked by an Indian?

Daddy, what happened?

- Amber, I'm glad you're here.

This is my daughter Amber.

Another one?

- High Five.

Now look.

- I'm dying.

Bridget, come here, daddy is hurt.

- Do you have one?

That is logical.

- Shut up.

Pulls him out.

- I think we have to push him through.

My idea, I said it first!

It'll be fine.

We just need some cream corn ...

- Shut up.

That sh*t is not working.

That never worked.

Are you insane?

Add some alcohol.

As you know enough.

You were born with a prohibition.

And that is pretty.

- Bigger than I thought.

Immense.

Abnormal pancreas form ...

Sorry, Princess Rita, what you're sitting there

or do you help me?

Mr. Feder said I had to learn

for the big exam.

Which exam?

- No idea, he keeps giving me books.

Have you caught the adapters for Italy?

- Yes, in L.A.

Wipe your hands, you have all the papers

neat storage ...

they should not be damaged.

Feder with Roxanne, I want to be sure ...

- Mum, it's true.

I'm on the phone.

- My tooth has fallen out.

Put it under the pillow,

then I explain it later to one U.S. dollars.

What?

- I'm on the phone ...

I stop it later one U.S. dollar ...

Why would you do?

There is no tooth fairy?

I can not believe I

just did.

You should have seen her face.

What's wrong with me?

So I do my best.

And I can not do well.

- Parents make mistakes.

Remember when I told Greg that

babies of mothers were poo?

And he kept looking in the toilet

a baby brother?

That's not funny.

- I'm just saying.

I feel like her childhood

I screwed up.

She comes back eventually anyway.

- Eventually, but not today.

I did not say 'no mobiles'?

I thought we had agreed on something?

What is it, Daddy?

- Are those cup telephones?

Yes, Charlie has taught us that. Cool, huh?

Look at that Becky.

Look, Dad, there is a waiting cup.

I'll call you back, call me Sponge Bob.

Was that a turkey?

- Andre, can you hear me?

Mr. Feder, you hear me?

The best part is that we

a cup in the shower let ...

Jasmine and the clean up tomorrow morning.

- What?

Attention.

I have a question from the telephone company.

If you would like, in every adult bedroom,

cup phones installed?

I've always been the tooth fairy.

No, Bean's mom is the tooth fairy

for his family.

I do it just for our family.

No, do not tell Bean.

Thank you.

I love you so much.

I'm sorry, honey.

- This cost me a fortune.

Hang. This is a high

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