Grown Ups Page #6

Look at you again. So sexy.

Change your name Deyonce.

- Now you find me sexy, huh?

Can I enjoy a dance

with my beautiful wife?

Yes, the best song.

- The best song ever.

You were right for us

you go to take.

It is very special.

- Right?

There is nothing going on

and I like that.

I am talking with 25 different girls

done, and you should be number 26.

If I am but the last.

- Guaranteed.

I am horny.

- What are you doing here.

Lamonsoff, what are you doing awake?

Today was crazy.

Sally struck me as never before.

It was crazy.

Like with my wife.

- Really?

Where is Saskatoon?

Yes, I do not know.

Caesar!

Look.

- What are you?

Caesar.

- Where are you from?

Saskatoon.

What about Higgins?

I am envious of here, you may

not so drunk to bottom.

Unmarried, without liability.

Without being hurt.

- He must be hurt.

Honey, you're back on the couch

asleep.

You know you go to your room

wanted to go.

The bird is all better, Mark.

He wants to talk.

Mark, you are the best lifeguard

the entire pool.

Hold your breath, honey.

Who is that?

- Mama's boyfriend ...

who dumps you.

He cries.

It is good.

- We bring you up, dear.

I put on your pajamas.

- You can not just sleep anywhere.

Go to your room.

This is not a cabinet, but your bedroom.

It's your toilet, you can pee.

I pee.

Happy July 4th, everyone.

For the bird was also Independence Day.

So thumbs, baby.

Bye, birdie.

Not so sexy. What did she say?

- I think she said ...

Those guys in the shop were so dirty

talking about that basketball game.

Not until the uniforms are ready.

No more drinking.

Did you really sleep in the closet, drunk?

I think so.

No ...

I had the hottest dream

a little blonde girl.

I think it was a dream.

These eggs will be good if you

Marinara sauce is what it does.

Lenny his phone.

Hello?

Here we go.

There are three. Ladder.

Tell him what is going on.

He may not care.

- Tell him.

Gloria and I think of a child.

- How great is that?

That's great. Good news,

more stretch marks can not.

A good one.

That Gloria and the children can share diapers.

That's just bad.

- He's not in 'n committed relationship ...

He got it not because he

No relationship can hold.

He's just mad because all my girls

every 70-80 years younger.

My last one was blond, big

and super hot, not your type ...

and we go for it.

You go for it.

No idea what that means.

And the good part,

there is a picture of the wall ...

right over her head.

- She cuts her head?

The cut hair and I delayed not.

I threw two aspirins

and she snaps there ...

I'm tired, Marcus.

Your snoring kept me awake.

Leave me alone, crazy.

You're married.

This time you go pay.

Turtle.

- You pig.

Robby, let go.

Take it easy.

Calm down, buddy.

What is the problem?

The arrow foot.

Why do you fight?

- Still not wrestle again?

How could you make?

That's my daughter.

What to do?

- The bed sharing with her.

I'd call that, do you think?

- From us, would you are.

Stimpson you slept with his mother.

- I hardly knew him, that friend of yours.

She clutched my frankfurter.

I told you.

That is his daughter, that's different.

- He and I?

Maybe I flirted.

But just for attention.

What about his snoring?

- I heard that too.

No! Twice?

- Even with three rooms away.

You know Mark your daughter would not ...

Not that she ...

You understand me.

What happened to your head?

- When I picked my pajamas ...

seemed to me a pervert

looked through the window ...

So I wanted to close the curtains

and stumbled.

Dude, it's your daughter.

I would never do.

Jasmine and not with me

because I am.

I have my life like Lenny.

Not like Lenny.

Please. I took your phone.

It was your assistant.

I asked if his flight to

Milan had been canceled ...

and he did before we

came here!

He said that?

Why would he do that?

So he invented that?

- I did not say ...

In his mind he believes that.

Mothered me, Lenny.

Do not check everyone and everything.

Or to find a time

have some responsibility.

I will do that.

You're right.

I thought it was better for our family

here are normal people than in Milan.

Are we normal?

- It was easier for the secret to keep.

In every marriage there are secrets.

Mine is that I very much

love you.

Roxanne, our children are so spoiled.

We have a nanny ...

- So that they do.

No, she is not ...

- Of course she is a nanny.

When does the line?

- After.

It is more an au pair

than a nanny.

Well, the line stops here.

I will never lie to you.

I swear.

Men lie.

They can not be better.

Kurt lying so much.

- What, O.J. Simpson?

Please, the nanny.

- What is it?

You feel something for her.

- That's not true.

I am married. Forever.

But if I enjoyed a

great interview ...

a woman who asked:

Where did this or did you get this picked up?

Yes.

- You can with me.

Where? It always works.

When you get home you're always tired.

You barely touch me or look at me.

He heard an old woman.

Deanne, have you had with Umberto Denusio

married as I told you.

And if I had stayed with him,

You were now pregnant.

You probably right, baby.

I remain silent now.

Thank you.

Maybe I do not recognize

and I'm sorry.

What if I do every Thursday

your expenditure?

Thursday is Grey's Anatomy

but every other day going.

Since we are all honest,

I must be too.

I'm not a co-owner

of lawn furniture.

I even work there anymore.

Layoffs in April.

And I rented the convertible ...

and behaved as a big boss,

You did not think so ...

You should not hide from us.

Sorry.

Now we express it here ...

I must confess something.

I wear a toupee.

- You mean it.

I also want to confess something.

I'm actually a man.

I told you.

No, I laugh there with me.

I'm pretty offended that

believed that much.

No, we said something.

- Anyway ...

I know it's not my place ...

but I'm still older than everyone.

- That will be hell!

Despite the jokes and laughter

I see a lot of love here.

And with love comes with hostility.

As Rob told me that erupted.

That was scary.

And inside I said ...

Gloria, do not call him sociopath

with some male complex.

Do not say that he did through his hair

looks like a dirty cotton swab.

Or that he's one of the gay

the Jonas Brothers proposes.

They understand what you mean.

Or a dwarf Filipino Fonzie.

I said nothing.

That's my favorite.

Life is difficult sometimes.

Bumpy.

But with family and children

and unscheduled things ...

but just make it interesting.

During life, the first act

always exciting.

The second act ...

here comes the worst.

Why you told us that she never gets it.

I tried that too.

Group hug!

Hold your position.

- It looks odd.

It's okay.

I have worked all morning.

It would be good to come.

- Should?

Jump.

Again!

It is not grace,

but a good investment for me.

A car that is not there.

It can be a gold mine.

I would not take your money.

- You do not.

I do too.

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