Guddu Rangeela
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- 2015
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Check! Check!
Guddu Rangeela and party
welcome all of you.
Let's start with the program..
"and as per tradition,
we begin with."
Guddu's joke.
Once a man went on a
world tour, to London.
He arrived in London.
And, while roaming
around he needed to pee.
and started peeing.
Suddenly...'the London
Police arrived.
They arrested him and took
him to the police station.
Anyway... he got out of
there and arrived in India.
Here he noticed that
anyone can pee anywhere.
He noticed Ghanta Singh peeing
in front of a huge wall.
He walked up to him and said..
"Singh sir.."
"doesn't the police catch
when you're peeing?"
"No... one has to
do it by himself."
That's the end of Guddu's joke.
But coming up next is..
Yours, truly...
Mirpur's Kumar Sanu.
One and only item".
Rangeela!
First, heartiest
congratulations to..
..Lambardar Chaudhary Nafe
Singh's son Vinod Singh..
"for getting a visa to Kenya."
I wish that the lads from our
area keep getting visas..
"and they keep throwing
such visa parties."
What else could one ask for?
So let's begin, with a
modern devotional song.
And the song's called
"Mata's Email".
Clap!
So how much money does
that Lumbardar have?
Not much...
He was all show, no go.
His wife though was hot.
But his safe was dry and cold!
Around 10-12 kilos oi gold..
"and 5-7 lakhs in cash.
That's it.
Did you check properly"
..or were you busy inside?
Why're you being jealous?
You could've joined in.
There was room for two.
That's all he has.
Fine...
...we'll pass the information
Why do we always pass on
the information to Pujari?
We can do the looting too.
I've told you a thousand times.
Dont you get it?
I dont want to commit a crime.
I see.
Can I ask a question?
What's this that we're doing?
If it wasnt for the case..
..l wouldnt be doing
this job either.
And your greed will get
us killed some day.
This isnt greed.
We do all the hard work.
We do the research.
And pass the information to Pujari?
Why?
And what do we get?
Jack squat.
Think about it, bro.
If we do this job ourselves.
"we can be millionaires
in a month."
And when the month's over?
They'll put so many bullets
in your backside...
...youll never even
be able to sit again.
A little hard work and information
gets us a square meal.
Learn to be happy.
When will you think beyond
the one square meal?
Why cant we be gangsters?
Come.
Come on, I'll make
you a gangster.
Come.
You want to be a
gangster, dont you?
Here.
Hold it.
Take it.
See that man?
- Shoot him.
- He hasnt done me any harm?
Why? Scared?
You're a gangster, aren't you? Shouldn't
make a difference who you kill.
Shoot him.
- Shoot.
- L..
I'll shoot him. I'm serious.
Shoot.
Think again, Rangeela,
I will shoot him.
Shoot! Gangster.
Shoot!
Keep it.
You win, I lose.
Okay?
You always do this to me
whenever I talk some sense.
No guts..but wants
all the glory.
Lambardar Nafe Singh.
From Palawaas?
Believe me, hes a gold mine.
His boys got a visa
and hes going abroad.
The guy's loaded.
I've never seen women
decked with so much gold.
And cash...
Not a penny less
than 2.5 million.
Youve been making really
Remember that incident about
the doctor from Ambala.
"Pujari... hes loaded."
"He eats in a silver platter."
"Sleeps on a bed made of gold."
But I didnt get a single
penny when I raided his home.
Took four boxes of Crocin,
and they were also fake.
This is a sacred place. Atleast
you shouldnt lie in a temple.
What's this? 10,000?
- Pujari, that's too less.
- Give it back.
Sell your information
to someone else.
No no...
Its OK, we accept.
And yes, raid his mace
between 10pm and 11pm.
That's the time when the
power supply's cut.
And listen, dont get too
trigger happy and shoot.
The Chaudhary has
a number of guns.
' Maradona.
'Messi-baba' .
This is there too!
Hand me the trishool.
The triangle.
Give it to me.
Mangey Ram, what are you
doing here with that candle?
You tell me what you're doing here.
This is my heist.
How can this be your heist?
I paid 10,000 rupees
Guddu Rangeela.
"for giving me the
information of this house."
Oh hello! Pujari... l
paid them 50,000 as well.
Now get lost.
Here comes the 3rd one.
Now who's coming?
Khayali, who sold you
information of this place?
Guddu Rangeela. I paid
them 20,000 rupees.
Now, Run away you two.
Listen..I paid them too.
You both, get lost.
You think this is a tea party.
Get lost, and you too uncle.
You two get lost.
You two get lost.
..because I paid the highest
price tor this information.
Get lost!
Hands up.
"I paid them too"
..so that they dont
squeal about my wealth.
Bloody rascals. Hands up!
Arghhh! Guddu Rangeela!
Come in.
- I hope no one saw you coming in?
- No.
Here you go.
That's 80,000.
Look, Rangeela...
...l know you very well.
all this money from?
But lady justice is not
taking her blindfold off.
against our favor.
Dont blame me if
anything goes wrong.
What are you saying?
Blame you?
Youve done so much for us.
Youve been fighting our
war for the past 10 years.
You didnt even let
us get revealed.
Just tell us how much money you
need, and we'll arrange for it.
If we lose here, we'll
approach the higher court.
We'll do what we can.
The rest is His will.
Whether He makes us win or lose?
Greetings, sir.
Where are the boy and girl?
We nabbed them last night
at Sonipat Bus Depot.
And according to the
Council's decision..
"we chopped the boy up last night,
and dumped his body in the canal."
And the girl?
That's the problem, sir.
The girl belongs
to our community.
The Council's decided ..
"that her own family
will have to kill her."
But I dont understand why,
Amichand is falling weak.
He says she's his
only daughter.
And what about the
humiliation she caused us?
And the Council's decision?
That's exactly why we
called Don Billoo here for.
Billo sir.
Billo sir.
Careful..the girl's
father has a gun.
- Chote!
- Yes, brother.
Dont come forward,
or I will shoot.
Listen to me, Amichand,
this wont benefit anyone.
I'll shoot...! I'm serious.
What will you get by
shooting me, Amichand?
I am here to talk with you.
Believe me...
...we'll do as you say.
Come on... hand me the gun now.
Come on.
Bravo.
Shes my only daughter.
I was blessed with her
after praying for years.
Shes just a kid, and
she made a mistake.
How can I strangle
my own daughter?
The Council's gone crazy.
I know, Amichand. I know.
Be strong.
Your daughter's
like my child too.
What to do?
There have been many instances.
"when the Council had to
take stern decisions."
"to preserve the norms
of our society."
Sit.
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