Gummo

Peanut, peanut,

peanut butter, motherf***er

Tune in, dick,

you mess around with me

You'll get your ass kicked

'Cause you're a big motherf***er

Gary has a p*ssy and

James has a p*ssy and

James has a p*ssy

And Mommy has a p*ssy

And Aunt Lil

has a little, tiny p*ssy

Xenia, Ohio.

A few years ago...

a tornado hit this place.

lt killed the people,

left and right.

Dogs died. Cats died.

Houses were split open...

and you could see necklaces

hanging from branches of trees.

People's legs and neck bones

were sticking out.

Oliver found a leg on his roof.

A lot of people's fathers

died...

and were killed

by the great tornado.

l saw a girl

fly through the sky...

and l looked up her skirt.

Her skull was smashed.

And some kids died.

My neighbor was killed

in that house.

He used to ride dirt bikes

and three-wheelers.

They never found his head.

l always thought that was funny.

People died in Xenia.

Before dad died...

he had a bad case

of the diabetes.

l love my little rooster,

and my rooster loves me

Gonna cherish that chicken

'neath a green bay tree

Little rooster go

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Doodle-doo doodle-doo

And l love my little hen,

and my hen, she loves me

l'm gonna cherish my hen

'neath a green bay tree

Little hen goes cluck cluck

Little rooster goes

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Doodle-doo doodle-doo

And l love my little pig hog,

and my hoggy loves me

l'm gonna cherish that hog

'neath a green bay tree

Little hog goes mm-mm,

little hen goes cluck cluck

Little rooster goes

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Doodle-doo doodle-doo

And l love my little duckling,

my duckling loves me

l'll cherish my duck

'neath a green bay tree

Little duck goes quack quack,

little hen goes cluck cluck

Little pig goes mm-mm

Little rooster goes

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Doodle-doo doodle-doo

And l love my little guinea,

and my guinea loves me

Gonna cherish my guinea

'neath a green bay tree

Little guin' goes pot-er-rak,

little duck goes quack quack

Little pig goes mm-mm,

little hen goes cluck cluck

Little rooster goes

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Doodle-doo doodle-doo

And l love my little dog,

and my doggy loves me

l'm gonna cherish that dog

'neath a green bay tree

Little dog goes bowwow,

little hen goes cluck cluck

Little pig goes mm-mm,

little duck goes quack quack

Little guinea, pot-er-rak

But my rooster goes

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Doodle-doo doodle-doo

Spit it out.

You have a lump in your titty.

What?

You have a big old lump.

Tummler sees everything.

Some say he's downright evil.

He's got what it takes

to be a legend.

He's got a marvelous persona.

You got this one?

Don't kill the b*tch.

lt's a house cat.

lt's a lesbian cat.

You can tell.

Looks like my mom.

Know what l'm doing tomorrow?

What?

Going to an insane asylum.

lnsane asylum?

Gonna get me a raving beauty.

Foot Foot, where you been?

You smell like a dookie, girl.

Talk to him in school?

l don't know. Some hall.

He smiled.

Don't be such a puss.

l try not to. l'm shy.

Foot Foot, you stink a b*tch.

Where'd you find her?

On the porch sleeping

for three hours.

How'd she get out there?

-You left the window cracked.

-No.

-You did.

-lt was not me.

You know

it's always Darby's fault.

She's looking

a little impregnated.

-No.

-She is.

Let's flip her over

and look at her bottom part.

Let me look at you, Foot Foot.

ls it red?

lt's not any red, no.

-ls it swollen?

-No.

An impregnated cat is a b*tch.

Like, this cat's pregnant.

Yeah. Tsk. lt's true.

-No, she's not a b*tch.

-She is, too.

She's gotten herself

in trouble like this.

-She still has nine nips.

-Nine nips?

Nine lives, too.

lf she is pregnant, we'll drown

the kittens in the creek.

You see? Do it like this.

Get it over all the pink--

around it.

Do it on it real tight.

That tight,

it will get infected.

Don't tell me.

This is the right way.

lf you just do little pats,

it won't raise it.

The whole point is to make it

fatter and pop it out bigger.

-Tight.

-That's tight.

-This gonna hurt?

-lt's not gonna hurt.

We're gonna do it quick.

-Ready?

-Pull it, Dot, pull it!

One, two, three.

They look bigger.

They look a little bigger.

l think they look wider.

The nipple's fatter.

They look redder, but l think

they look much better.

Better nipple.

Every day

lt's a-gettin' closer

Goin' faster

than a roller coaster

Love like yours will

Surely come my way

A-hey a-hey-hey

Every day

lt's a-getting closer

Goin' faster

than a roller coaster

Love like yours will

Surely come my way

A-hey a-hey-hey

Every day, lt's a-gettin' closer

Goin' faster

than a roller coaster

Love like yours

will surely come my way

Hey-hey hey-hey-hey

Love like yours

Will surely come my way

What do you want to do?

Wanna keep lookin'?

Go by Dean's place...

back by the dumpsters?

Then let's go get our money.

Let's get some milkshakes.

Milkshakes?

Strawberry milkshake.

lf they don't have strawberry,

l'll get pineapple.

Let's go get our money first.

Does your mom

ever make you food?

-She makes me toast.

-ls that it?

She cooks me lamb chops.

You ever eaten crepe suzette?

Spanker had gravy on his vest...

gravy on his tie,

gravy on his pants...

gravy all over him...

so he went to his grave

with gravy on his vest...

gravy on his tie,

gravy on his pants...

gravy all over him.

That dirty old man.

These two kids l know...

these two brothers...

they murdered their parents.

They both claim to be raised

as Jehovah Witnesses.

They came to school

in really nice shorts...

and polished tennis sneakers...

and their shirts were always

collared with buttons...

and their hair

was always slicked back...

their teeth

were always brushed...

and their shirts and pants

were always ironed...

and their shoes

never were scuffed up...

or anything like that.

They seemed to have

a wonderful life.

l don't know what went wrong.

Why don't you give me

them shoes?

'Cause they're new,

and l don't give you new shoes.

Yeah, f*** that, man.

l'm keeping this sh*t

right here.

-Sorry.

-Yeah.

Pissant.

-F*** him up.

-Aw, get off me, man.

l told you

not to hit me in the face.

-What's up?

-Stop that.

Ooh! Damn!

Sh*t. Go, f***er.

Let's go.

l'm gonna f*** you up.

Damn! Sh*t!

Hit a man while he's down.

Sh*t. All right, all right.

Oh, f***in'...

Sh*t, man. Give me them shoes.

So, what's for dinner, man?

You cooking tonight?

l was about four years old

the first time...

and, um...

l remember one time he came home

from work real late...

and l had been sleeping

on the couch...

and he came in,

and he woke me up...

and he laid on top of me...

and he told me, he said,

''Take off your panties.''

And l asked him why.

He said

that he was only playing...

and that

he wasn't gonna hurt me...

and, um, he was gonna

make me feel good.

And l took off my panties,

and then, um...

he got on top of me...

and he was rubbin' and touchin'

and feelin' and laughin'.

And then--and then, um...

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