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Dude, that sh*t kept me up all night.

Do you think there's any

more of them out there?

Oh no!

I mean...

We could find out...

No.

Don't even go there...

You need to get rid of that sh*t.

Destroy it, that's

what you need to do.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Cheese, you're a little Speedy

Gonzalez today, aren't you?

I am Speedy Katie,

not Speedy Gonzalez.

I don't know...

What does Dad think?

What? What does Daddy

think about what?

- Get Daddy, get Daddy!

- Get Mommy, get mommy...!

- I'm gonna get you!

- Get Mommy!

Ready? I'm going in!

I'm going in... For a bite!

Hello there, cowboy...

What's got you so spooked?

You're telling me,

it's not like all me.

What's the password?

Password is... "I'm tired."

You're tired?

What is going on with you?

What's going on with me?

It's funny coming from you.

If you haven't noticed, I was just

throwing myself at you back there.

So what? I'm suppose to flip

whenever you want me to?

Maybe...

Growing boys need

to clean their plate.

That's right, I'm just

not that hungry today.

Even after last night?

- See you later.

- Bye, Dad.

Look who it is.

My two favorite troublemakers.

Anything to drink for you today?

Coffee.

You look really nice today, Sally.

You know what? I am

thinking of bucking the trend here.

What do you recommend

for a day like today?

I think I've got

just the thing for you!

I can't wait.

- Did you just...?

- I did, didn't I?

I'll tell you, man,

She's got fire in her belly.

You're not serious.

Half an hour late for work,

hitting on the waitress...

You're just full of surprises!

It ain't over yet, brother!

Here you go, hon.

Need some more time?

I think we're ready.

I'll take the cheeseburger

deluxe, medium...

and I think our friend over

here knows what he wants.

I will have the

cheeseburger deluxe with swiss.

Medium rare would be fine.

Nice choice.

Man, the look on your face...

So...

why so late today?

Check my P.O. Box.

Since when do you have a P.O. Box?

Since they replaced my

mailman with a f***ing retard.

No, really...

he is a actually a retarded mailman.

I thought I told you about that.

Anyway, I wouldn't have been late...

but I had to wait in line,

at the window,

to pick up a package,

oh I don't know, about...

... yea big ...

- You didn't... we agreed!

- Come on!

Besides I already ordered it before.

- You have to get rid of it.

- Come on!

Don't "Come on" me, get rid of it!

What kind of cheese is that again?

American.

American it is.

You two behave

yourselves while I'm gone.

We could still watch it first.

Want another beer?

Sure.

Do you want to watch it again?

Dude, it's very late.

Ok.

You have it?

- Drop it!

- Give me the ball.

Let go.

- Go on.

- Let it go.

Stop it!

You're awfully quiet today.

Is everything okay?

Yeah. I'm fine.

I think we need to give her a puppy.

Another?

Yeah.

Why don't you join me?

It's um... it's on me.

Big Spender! You sure

know how to treat a girl.

I'll tell you what:

Why don't we upgrade

that to dinner and drinks?

Anywhere but here.

Just name the place.

Do you have a car?

Cause I don't.

Finished already?

TV?

Just need a glass of water, hon.

I'll get up in a sec.

Are you bringing it for me to fill?

Sure thing.

Go back to sleep,

I'll be right there.

You download those already?

I thought for sure they'd become a

permanent part of your collection.

Didn't keep 'em, you know.

I've got other copies anyway.

I can't keep these in my house.

Fine.

You made copies?

- How many copies did you make?

- Just those.

We have to get rid of all of them.

Yeah, right.

I'm serious.

I heard you the first time.

Did you?

Because we wouldn't

be talking about this

if you'd done what I asked

you to do in the first place.

What the f*** is with you?

What the f***'s with me?

What the f***'s with you!

Hey! You know what?

No one had to twist your arm to come

over and watch the last one, okay?

Just get rid of them.

I told you I'll take care of it.

And don't order any more.

I wasn't planning to.

But don't worry.

I won't tell you if I do.

Fine.

Fine.

Why does he get to go first?

I should be the first,

I'm still growing!

This means that your

mom's old fashioned, that's all.

And what's that got

to do with anything?

It just means that I have

a soft spot for your dad.

So, how's Dan?

You know...

Same old Dan.

Maybe we should have

him over for dinner.

Sure.

I like Dan.

He's silly.

Be right back.

Don't go away.

What can I get you?

Yeah. I'm new.

Wasn't my top choice of employment

either but I got to pay the rent somehow.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make

you uncomfortable, I was...

just expecting someone else.

Yeah, well...

I know I don't exactly fit down

to the rest of the old bitties, but...

what I don't have in

saggy tits and wrinkles,

I make up for it with personality.

I'm sure you do.

We're lucky to have you.

You got that right.

Now, do you know what you

want or do you need a menu?

Let me guess...

coffee?

Sally?

Sally?

Look man, my shift's

just about over...

so why don't you make it easy

on me and tell me what you want?

Why don't I just give

you another minute.

Is that your friend over there?

Yeah.

Well, it's about time you showed up.

He's been waiting for you a long time.

Thanks.

Dan ?

Dan, what's wrong?

You haven't been

working two days.

You look like you're coming apart.

Now, what the f*** is going on with you?

She's dead.

What?

I killed her.

What di... What the

f*** are you talking about?

- Sally...

- Who?

Sally!

- The waitress?

- Yes, the waitress!

He killed her, okay?

To get to me or because of me.

I don't f***ing know, okay?

I don't...

Calm down. Just...

calm down.

Tell me what the f***...

are you talking about.

I notice this in my box.

You know, I didn't...

order anything or ask for anything.

It was just there.

You need to close that box.

What the f*** good

is that going to do?

He obviously knows where I live,

with who I spend my f***ing time with!

F***, f***, f***!

What?

Where are you going?

Home.

Call the police!

We can't tell anyone, okay?

I mean they're going to think it was me.

They're gonna think I killed her.

So did you?

- What?

- Did you kill her?

F*** you.

- You have nothing to worry about, do you?

- Nothing to worry about?

Are you out of your f***ing mind?

Look, if you didn't do it.

They don't have any evidence.

They can't convict you

without evidence.

Well, if I were the last

person to see her alive?

You bother to think of that,

Perry f***ing Mason?

Okay, f*** it.

We'll just have to get down there,

open while we still can.

You still have the... the disks and the

envelopes in which they came in, right?

We give everything to the cops,

we let them sort it out.

What else can we do?

What?

I got rid of everything already.

The discs, the envelopes, everything.

What? Why would you do that?

- Why the f*** would you do that?

- Because you told me to get rid of them!

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