Gutshot Straight Page #3

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Really, how...

how's that?

I want you to f*** her for me.

I'll f*** her

for me. Sh*t.

I'll give you $10,000 if you do.

Yeah, all right, I'm listening.

I'll make it $20,000

if I can watch.

That ain't gonna happen.

Why not?

'Cause I said so, that's why.

You got a problem

with me watching?

Are you a fag or something?

This is bullshit, man. It's not funny.

I'm out of here.

Nice to meet you man.

Tomorrow's Saturday. You got

nothing to do tomorrow.

Yeah, yeah, I do. I work.

I play cards, remember?

Well, you gonna walk

your way back to civilization?

Is that what you're gonna do?

You're gonna make me walk now?

Well, hell if I'm going

to give you a ride.

- Well, I guess I'm walking.

- Wait a minute.

Don't you at least want to know

what you have to put up?

Your end of the bet?

I ain't putting up sh*t.

Oh, yeah, you are, Jack.

You're putting up your life.

Hi.

Hi.

Those my clothes?

Yes, they're yours.

Thanks a lot.

You didn't have to do that.

You're welcome.

Where did captain charming go?

Probably back to sleep.

Would you like me

to get him for you?

Oh, yeah, that'd be great.

I know why he brought you here.

You should put your clothes on

and get out of here

before he wakes up.

Okay.

It was nice to meet you.

Good night, Jack.

Did you dry my underwear too?

Very courageous.

I must confess

I done you wrong

and now you're tangled

in the web

of my song

love's a gamble

when you feel

like I do

events are bust

I'll find

another use for you

it's easy, you know...

Thanks for drying my clothes.

You did a good job.

Think I'm probably

gonna take off, though.

Are you really gonna

lose the bet?

I mean, there are worse ways

in the world to make money.

Come in.

So what are you waiting for?

You're not going to punch me

in the face, are you?

Maybe.

Come in.

No, no thanks.

I think I've been in

enough times already tonight,

know what I mean?

Is that a nice way of saying

I lost my touch?

No.

Hand me my robe?

I'm gonna regret this.

Here.

I'll help you up.

You're evil.

You have no idea.

Looks like you're gonna

win the bet after all.

Always knew you would.

I had you pegged.

- Oh.

- God damn it.

I knew you were in on this sh*t.

Hey, Jack...

Want to see what

50 grand looks like?

Why don't you f*** her?

Something wrong with your dick?

Come on, Jack,

you're a born opportunist.

Embrace it.

This is not gonna happen.

You're ready to do something

behind my back.

But while I'm standing here,

you won't do me the honor

of doing it in front of me

like a man,

when there's good money

on the line?

Tell me, Jack,

just what is that?

What is that?

Huh?!

Do it!

All right, f*** it.

Yeah?

Just pretend I'm not here.

All right, hold on.

All right, all right,

hang on, hang on a second.

Hang on a second.

Okay.

Hey, hey!

I'm not doing this

with your creepy ass

standing there

with a hand Cannon.

You just became ugly.

Nice to meet you.

Shoot me, shoot me.

Go ahead.

You want it in the back, huh?

Or do you want a knife?

Wanna go in there

and get a kitchen knife?

That's what I thought.

Come here a second.

Hey, Jack, Jack, one more thing.

You remember what I told you

about hard love?

How about this?

You want to f*** with me?

Huh?

- Oh my God.

- Get up!

Get up.

Get the f*** up.

F***in' play dead with me.

Better not be playing dead.

Holy sh*t.

You're my witness.

You saw what happened here now.

- Jack.

- I was just protecting myself.

- Jack.

- He f***ing jumped on me.

Listen to me.

Listen to me!

It's gonna be fine.

All right,

don't touch him anymore.

Stop. Get away.

Don't move him. They need to

find him just as this happened.

Nothing happened.

No one was ever here.

Hey, wait wait.

Put those down.

Slow down, slow down now for a minute.

Let's just think.

No, we need to get him

out of here as soon as possible.

No, we need to call

the f***ing police!

Do you have any idea the kind

of people we're dealing with?

- Nuh-uh.

- If we call the police,

we are dead.

Do you understand?

Not really.

Please help me

get him out of here.

All right, let's go.

It's okay.

I really don't feel comfortable

leaving you with all this.

We don't really have a choice.

All right.

Oh, honey,

are you going to be sick?

Nnnn...

Oh.

Bathroom's on the right.

Are you okay?

I'm great.

This is probably

not the best time for this,

but I just wanted to thank you.

I was a prisoner

in this house, and...

If you makes you feel any

better, you freed me from that.

Yeah, I feel

a lot better, thanks.

I'm gonna to get you

a glass of water.

How much is it?

$45.80.

Here you go, take it.

What's this?

It's your lucky day, pal.

Thanks, man. You sure

you don't want change?

She's the bet.

You're putting up your life.

I know why he brought you here.

Hey! Can I help you?

Hey man, what's up?

I know you.

You were here, right?

You're a friend of Duffy's.

Yeah. Yeah yeah.

It's been a while.

Yeah, I'm...

I'm saying to myself,

"I"... you know,

"I know this guy.

I've seen him before.

He was here."

You were here.

One of the poker nights, right?

Yeah. Maybe, I...

I don't remember.

Yeah, about a year ago.

A lot of faces, but you...

you were there, yeah?

Yeah, I don't know.

You know how Duffy's parties

are, man, they're crazy.

Yeah yeah, unfortunately I do

know how Duffy's parties are.

So, is that your car?

- Yeah.

- Piece of sh*t.

What the f***?

Hey, watch out now.

That's my girl.

Gets me from point "a"

to point "B," you know?

So did you rob me?

I'm sorry?

Did you rob me that night?

You know,

'cause if you robbed me,

I'm not talking to you anymore.

No, as I recall

it was you who robbed me.

Oh no, that wouldn't be me. I'm

usually the sucker at the table.

I'm Lewis, Duffy's brother.

Lewis.

Sh*t, Lewis. Yeah, man,

I remember you now.

- I'm sorry, Lewis.

- You know my name.

Yeah. Yeah, sometimes I

forget my own name, Lewis.

Oh, hey, yeah,

I know all about that.

So you want to come in

and catch up?

No.

Come on, I got omelets in there.

We got all kinds of fruit,

wines... really good stuff.

No, really I shouldn't. You know,

I was just in the neighborhood,

thought I'd come by and say hi.

You're from out of town?

Yeah, kind of, Lewis.

You want to know

what he was doing in there?

Excuse me?

You want to see her?

Come on.

Is she a killer or what?

I don't know about you,

but I think that's the most

beautiful rear end on an automobile

that I've ever seen.

You should leave.

I'll take care of everything.

I really don't feel comfortable

leaving you here with all this.

But you're not impressed.

It's nice.

It's awesome, yeah.

Yeah. You get in a

fight or something?

You got fresh scratches

on your neck.

Oh man, no.

I was...

She was an animal, right?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Yeah, a real tigress.

- Cougar.

- Cougar. That's what... yeah.

Yeah.

You know I...

to tell you the truth,

I don't give

a rat's ass about cars.

You know, as long as it... as it

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