Hababam Sinifi Sinifta Kaldi Page #2

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No, I'm single.

Me too.

Teacher, have you ever been to Konya?

- No, I haven't.

Well isn't your middle name Sheyla?

No.

- I'll be damned! No way!

Why are you surprised?

It's just that you look so similar...

To whom?

My first love.

Let's be serious!

- We should get serious, she says.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

We get it, yes!

Teacher, these first classes are routine.

The students get to know the teacher.

Nice to meet you. Gdk. Gdk

Necmi, teacher. How do you do?

I'm fine, thank you.

- And I'm Ferit.

- Groom Ferit.

One second. And I am Saban.

What's going on?

Oh it's nothing.

It's just that these jackasses

want to call me something else...

What do they want to call you?

Cow.

Oh please.

Thank you. I got used

to it and you will too.

Man, look at this food they give

us on the first day at school.

- Lentil soup with worms and raw pasta.

It seems this stingy principal is

going to make us wish for last year.

Hafize, what are the teachers doing here?

Don't be so nosy all the time!

The principal ordered it.

This year, all of the meals will

be eaten all together like this.

With your permission.

Look behind you, Saban.

What's the physical

education teacher doing?

What do you think?

He's flirting with Ms. Semra.

That prick! I already knew I

didn't like his personality.

Ms. Semra, would you like a cigarette?

Thank you but I don't smoke.

Good for you Ms. Semra. Me neither.

Listen, Ms. Semra, these lazy

students will cheat a lot.

You're new. If you want, I can help you.

Because I'm the only one they can't trick.

- Thank you very much.

- You're welcome.

Look at how he breathes the smoke in.

Man, this is torture!

We need to find a solution

to this smoking issue.

- Hey, are you new here?

- Yes.

- Do you have any matches?

- Yeah. - Give me some.

Since you have matches, you

probably also have cigarettes.

Yeah, here you go.

Give me those cigarettes!

Man, aren't you ashamed

smoking at school like that?

Didn't Mahmut teacher ban it, idiot?

Smart ass! Shamelessly smoking at school.

- Come on.

- Come on.

Teacher, ma'am.

Yes?

Could you go out for a little while?

Why?

Well, we're the cleaning

crew for the school, ma'am.

We decided to finish cleaning while

the teachers were in the garden. Yes.

Okay.

She bought that so easily.

Come on, take out the cigarettes.

Come on.

- Here we go.

- That guy got so red, didn't he?

I slapped that jackass good, didn't I?

Oh man, thank heaven! Here.

Hey Gdk.

If I thought about it for 40 years,

I would never have thought that...

...the safest place to smoke

would be the teacher's lounge.

What should we do, man? There's no

escaping Mahmut teacher anywhere else.

Now let's let him look for

us in all the bathrooms.

Why are you sitting here

up against the door?

Because the cleaning crew is inside.

What cleaning crew?

I don't know. Six literature students

said they were going to do some cleaning.

I understand.

Guys, can you imagine if Mahmut teacher

opened the door and came inside now.

Mahmut teacher!

Yeah. That's what I'm saying

too - Mahmut teacher.

Mahmut teacher.

We were all just talking about you.

Wonderful, I see that you

finished cleaning very quickly.

Yes, we did a rough job.

Guys, you're already out

of control on the first day.

I won't punish you.

But I'm warning you one last time

that I won't let you smoke at school.

Here you go guys. Drink up your

coffee with pleasure, come on.

Man, where are my sandals?

I'll be damned. I think my mom

forgot to pack them for me again.

#I've been searching for

my lost love for years.

Please God give me an Otomidon,

without cigarettes my head's killing me.

- Do you have extra hangers?

- Let me give you some. - Thanks.

# Don't you dare give me hope if

you're going to love someone else.

# Don't you dare give me hope if

you're going to love someone else.

What's that, Saban?

- Fresh eggs. I brought them from home.

- Are you going to sleep on a nest?

No man... I'm going to drink them

in the morning. For strength.

It's rotten. From a deep freezer.

It's fresh daily, man, fresh!

From my aunt's chickens.

Wait a second.

This doesn't look like your aunt's egg.

It's not your uncle's egg is it?

Stop joking around!

- Gdk.

- Hm?

- Only you can understand my situation.

- What happened this time?

- You know Ms. Semra?

- Yeah?

I'm crazy for her. Something

jumped inside me right here.

What's going to happen to me?

Oh Saban, don't worry.

Anything can happen in a day.

Yeah. Anything.

Gentleman Saban, this must be

what they call love at first sight.

As soon as you entered the classroom,

your wild charm hypnotized me.

You were in my dreams all night.

- Hurry up, Necmi, the envelope and stamp

are ready. - I'm almost done, calm down.

I'm embarrassed by the

amount of money I'm making.

My old age, the fact that

my eyesight is going...

I'm not able to be of

much use to my students.

I see you're an early riser

this morning. Good morning.

- Good morning, sir.

- Good morning, Mahmut teacher.

I was just discussing my

grievances with the young lady...

It's just that my retirement

salary isn't sufficient.

My son is a senior in college.

Until he can support

himself I have to work.

I definitely understand. My father got us

through school with the same hardships.

Good morning!

- Good morning

- Good morning

- Does your father still work?

- He passed away.

Ah...

How is everyone?

All is well, thank you.

Oh, our friend came and

he's already taking a nap.

Good morning. Your morning

coffees are here. Here you are.

- How are you, Hafize?

- I'm good, thank you.

Here you are.

- Here you are.

- Thank you.

You may as well have one too.

- We win 3-0.

- Ah f*** man!

Dilaver, look man,

this part sticks up, look.

- It'll stay down.

- I want to look very handsome.

Why, Saban?

- Promise you won't tell anyone.

- I promise I won't.

- Swear on your mother's grave.

- I swear on my mother's grave.

- I'm trying to look good for Ms. Semra.

- You devil! - Hush.

- Saban, you have a letter. Here.

- Goodness gracious, give it to me.

Go away so I can read it.

GOAL!

"My sweetheart, yesterday as

you came into class..."

- He bought it, the cow!

- Be quiet, calm down.

"If you are going to reciprocate my love,

say 'Moo' like a cow three times."

"I made this plan so no one

else could figure it out."

She made a smart choice.

"My ferocious man!"

GOAL!

What is that, Saban?

Is it a love letter?

- Oh no, it's just a letter about work.

- Why don't you read it to us?

It doesn't concern you.

It's a personal matter.

- Good morning.

- Good morning, ma'am.

- Good morning.

- Good morning.

- Sit in your seats.

- Sit in your seats, she says.

I strongly disapprove of what you

did in the teacher's lounge yesterday.

I am a new teacher and I might

not know all the rules of the school...

...but you should not have

taken advantage of this fact.

You are right, we behaved shamefully.

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