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some initiative.

That's awesome.

That is awesome.

Oh, and I found someone

to buy the diamond ring.

She used a social media site called mobli

to advertise our products to her buyers.

We were very impressed.

But we suspected she was

working with someone.

Of course sye wasn't very happy

about this new arrangement.

After all, he usually did

all the selling.

Where do you find these guys?

My uncle helped me. I usually

give him a piece of my cut.

Then we're going to have to meet him

if he's going to be working with us.

Well, he really just works with me,

so we don't have to include him.

As long as that's okay

with you guys.

Shouldn't be a problem.

You don't mind, right, sye?

I don't, Alex.

I don't mind at all.

You all right, man?

- Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

- Yeah?

It seems like something's

bugging you.

Look, if you don't want to work

with her, we don't have to.

I don't know.

Just seems like she has all these

buyers that don't even haggle with her.

I mean, how the f*** does

she know these people?

- She f***ing 'em?

- Or her uncle's helping her.

Okay. Then why does

she need us, huh?

She seems to be doing

just fine on her own.

My gut's telling me

something's up here.

Maybe your gut's gotten a little jealous

'cause she can do what you can do.

You're joking, right?

I don't know. I mean, it

just seems like

you're a little off

on this one, you know?

Hoo! And they gave me

a ten percent tip.

Why? What,

you give 'em a tug?

Dude, don't be like that.

I think we should move

to Hong Kong.

Why? What's in Hong Kong?

Well, remember I told you there's

a lot of action happening there.

I think you and I could do

really well there if we tried.

Seriously.

Hong Kong is the place to be

for people like us right now.

Sye could keep running

some deals here,

but you and I should go.

If only for a little while.

I can't just get up and go,

especially without sye.

He's like my best friend.

Can't just leave him here.

Well, think about it.

- Hey. -This better be

f***ing important.

Roosevelt.

It's nice to...

nice to finally meet you.

Make it fast, kid.

I don't have all day.

Yeah. You know,

i just wanted to...

I wanted to say

thank you and, uh...

You know, meet you

in person, obviously.

That's what you asked me

out here for?

Well, you know, it's...

i think it's important...

okay, well, you know,

you brought me in.

You, you know,

here you gave me a shot.

That's my token of gratitude.

How much is it?

It's five grand.

Pretty nice of you.

But I heard that you been...

can I get a f***ing

coffee here?!

I hear you been going

to the stores. Why?

Well, I can make

more money that way.

Oh, that tastes like sh*t.

And I wanted to find out if you

knew about a girl named Kira.

Yeah, she's a lieutenant.

No, i... no, I never heard of her.

Why? Do you want to f*** her?

No. No, no, no.

I just... I was curious.

Well, if I haven't heard of her,

then she's probably no good.

Anyway, I think we're done here.

Well, no. Do you know

how I can meet zed?

You know zed?

You a cop?

No, of course I'm not a cop.

Don't ask stupid

f***ing questions.

This is a f***ing stupid idea.

You need to relax, pal.

Who the f*** are you to tell me

to relax? And I'm not your pal.

Jesus. You've been

with us a few weeks,

and you think you can

tell us what to do?

I'm not telling you what to do.

I'm just saying if

we don't do this right,

it's going to take forever

to get rid of all this stuff.

I think it's pretty logical.

No, no, no, no, no.

What's logical is to stay small,

keep pushing smaller loads,

and then when it's time, grow

bigger and push larger ones.

That's exactly what we're doing.

We're growing, so keep up.

Alex, you better step in, or i

am gonna tip this truck over,

and she's gonna kill herself when she hits the

ground and i fall on her face with my ass!

You know, you need

to calm down, okay?

Oh, are you f***ing

serious right now?

You're making everybody tense.

You're f***ing supposed

to be tense.

Look, it's a dumb idea

walking into this meeting.

How do you know?

'Cause they're buying

a shitload,

and unlike miss fancy-pants,

we don't know

who the f*** they are.

Why does that matter,

though? They're buying.

It matters because...

ah, god. Jesus, Alex.

You're not thinking. All right?

Look, we got a good thing

going here, man.

I don't want to screw it up.

All right, i been watching her.

Something's not right.

I can't put my finger on it.

It's on me, okay,

'cause I brought her in,

but I'm telling you that f***ing girl

is putting us under too much risk.

We'll go in. We'll

evaluate the situation.

If we can't, it won't matter because we

can just sell them all individually.

Huh?

- It's not...

- Alex!

Everything looks good.

We'd be happy to make a deal.

Well, of course I share your opinion. It

looks good, and i would love to make a deal.

But I'd like to know,

what's your real commitment?

Honestly, how many of these things

do you want to buy today, hmm?

A few? Half? How many?

'Cause our principle of business

is based on trust,

because without trust,

you can't have business.

And, of course,

i want to become trustworthy,

so I don't want you to feel like

you got to buy everything today.

You know, you're welcome to just take a

few pieces and then come back for more.

Actually, no.

My partner's mistaken.

There is no negotiating here.

Either you buy everything

in that truck,

or we walk and find

another buyer.

That's our deal.

- Take it, or leave it.

- What the f*** are you doing?

I'm selling, because clearly you're

not man enough to do it yourself.

This is the biggest deal we've ever had.

I'm not gonna let you ruin this.

Why don't you just back off and

let the adults deal with this?

Because you're about to ruin this deal

with that fat little mouth of yours.

What makes you feel like

you can talk to me like that?

I'm protecting my interests. My money paid

for the stuff just as much as yours did.

Where do you find these guys?

Not a single one of them seems to know

who you are, so where'd you find 'em?

Sye, it's her uncle, all right?

It's fine.

- Just let her handle it.

- Oh, god, this f***ing uncle.

What are you, taking her side?

No, hey, hey, hey.

She brings in these sketchy-ass buyers

who, as far as we know, might be cops.

- The buyers are not cops.

- How the f*** do you know, huh?!

God, you're always so

f***ing sure of yourself.

You need to calm the f*** down.

All you ever do is talk!

Yeah, I'll talk all I want to,

sweetheart,

'cause I been doing this

a lot longer than you have.

Okay, why don't we

just make a deal, guys?

No, there's not gonna be a deal

with this f***ing girl here!

- Is there a problem here?

- No. There's no problem...

whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Okay, look, we don't want

any trouble, okay?

So let's just make the deal.

No deal.

Okay, that's fine.

All right.

All right. We'll go.

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