Hairspray

Season #1 Episode #1

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[Penny] Hi there Tracy. Why are you crying?

[Tracy] Because my friendship bracelet you gave me went missing and now I can't find it.

[Penny] It has to be that plastic girl Amber.

[Tracy] I thought Amber moved to L.A.

[Penny] Baltimore people never leave. Like us.

[Tracy] What about Link and Seaweed.

[Seaweed] We're going to the bowling alley.

[Link] We hope you find your bracelet.

[Tracy] You're probably right. That bi*ch Amber probably stole it.

[Penny] She's not a bi*ch. She's a w*ore.

[Tracy] She's both of that stupid stuff.

[Penny] Let's go look around the house for it. You can't be crying in your bed for the whole day.

[Tracy] You're Penny Pingleton. The hottest girl in Baltimore. You always have a hot girl summer. Everyone wants to marry you. You don't know what I have to deal with.

[Penny] Is this about Amber? I swear if she told you this I'm gonna beat that bi*ch up.

[Tracy] No. It came from me.

[Penny] I don't care. Just let's find it.

[Tracy] Fine. Just let me get dressed.

[Penny] Okay.

[Tracy] Don't be in here

[Penny] Oh. Sorry.

*Tracy sings "Good Morning Baltimore"*

# Oh oh oh #

# Woke up today #

# Feeling the way I always- #

[Amber] Did you miss me?

[Tracy] Ah!

[Penny] What the h*ll? Oh my god! Tracy?! Tracy open the door! Please!

[Tracy] Penny help!

*Amber pushes Tracy out of the window*

[Penny] Finally. Ah!

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