Hansel & Gretel

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HANSEL AND GRETEL (2013)

English Subtitle by Qiulan Aimier

- Help me!

Please, somebody!

- Thank you for coming in!

Say hi to wife and children!

- I will! Thanks!

- Good morning, Lillith!

- Good morning! Oh, you look tired!

- Yeah, tell me about it!

- Good morning, ladies!

- Sheriff! Good morning!

Deputy!

- What are you reading?

- This is a book about Europe!

- I'm planning a trip this summer!

- I took some notes

of places where I want to go!

- Europe, eh?

- Why not take somebody with you?

It is dangerous to travel by yourself!

- Yeah! But I know how to take care of myself!

- Yeah, I know!

- You know why I'm here, don't you?

- Let me guess!

One of my world famous meat pies?

- Yes, ma'am!

- Coming right up!

- Have you heard the latest news?

There is a kid missing a couple of towns away!

- No! Again?!

- Probably ran away or something!

- Yes, ma'am! Thank you!

- And deputy, what's your poison?

- Nothing for me, Lilith, thank you!

I'm on a diet! Remember?

- Okay, but that's just silly!

Men aren't supposed to go on diet!

- Women like men with a little meat on their bones, you know!

- Yeah! So I hear!

- I'll take one of these!

- Good choice!

- I wanna get you some milk to go with it!

- Here you go, dear!

- Make sure to close up when you're done!

- Thanks again, Lilith, for letting us stay!

- You know I trust you!

- You always take such good care of the store!

- Here you go, Dad! Your favorite!

- Oh, thank you! I like that! It's good!

- It's good!

- Any work from your brother yet?

- No, still nothing!

He's now somewhere in Pakistan occupied!

- I see you at every hidden corner!

- Left! Left!

- So I'm sixty of those bastards!

- Sorry, I got caught up! Those commies

take the entire Middle East on!

- And my best marksman was caught

in saving such a beautiful hunk!

- Anyway ...

What's going on here, guys?

- We would've waited for you to eat!

But we didn't!

- Because it took too long!

So here we are!

- I lost track of time! Sorry!

- What? Jesus!

- Now here we are, Dad!

What's the big news?

- Are you ready?

- You tell them!

- We're getting married!

- You're joking, right?

- I love your dad very much!

- And you, guys, are grown-ups!

So we ... we gonna

We gonna move out of Candlewood!

We gonna sell the house!

- Get a boat and travel round the world!

- Wow! I'm happy for you, Dad!

- Yeah! Thank you, baby!

- Hey! Wait about a second here!

What about my land turning I have got in three weeks?

- How long have I been trying

to get you to go to college?

- Dad, are you kidding me?

- You're a smart kid!

- Very smart!

- I'd better prove this!

My left brain is far too intricate for

a structured learning environment!

- Now are you kicking me out of the house?

- No, Hansel, don't get it that way!

- We just want some time ...

- You're big kids now!

- What about the Menkay? And what about my room?

It's my house, too, Dad!

- You are supposed to support me in sh*t!

Blood is thicker! And water ...

- She's three years older than me!

You barely know her!

- This is bullshit, man!

- That went well!

- I thought so, too!

- I'll talk to him!

- Okay!

- Hansel, stop! Okay?

- What?

- What the hell is wrong with you?

You're acting like a spoiled child!

- I bet she's been planning since the beginning!

She has a kind of witch power over Dad

since they met!

- Daddy is lonely, Hansel!

- Have you ever thought of that? No!

Because you're so f***ing selfish!

- Ruby cares for him! And they want to be together!

And there's no reason for you to be a dick about it!

- So I'm a dick now, too?

I don't need you to lecture me!

- You're not mom!

- I'm just asking you to be reasonable!

- You're being such an idiot!

- And you added to the list!

- You know what? Screw them!

And f*** you!

- Hansel!

- Dad!

- Yeah!

- You just stay with Ruby, all right? I'll get him!

I think I know where he's going!

- I know I am not exactly fond of Ruby!

But I see how much she means to you!

- Hansel ... he still blames himself for mom!

- I know!

- I'll talk to him, okay? - Okay!

- Congratulations!

- I love you!

- I'll talk to him!

- Okay! Go!

- Okay!

- Hansel!

- Hansel!

- Selfish! I'm not selfish!

- Dad is selfish!

- Hansel!

- Ruby's ... a stupid name!

- Where are you?

- Gretel!

- Hansel!

- Hurry!

- Hansel!

- oh, my God!

- Okay, okay, calm down, all right?

- It hurts so bad! Pain is good, though!

Pain's good! I think there's no nerve damage!

- How do you know that ?

- I watch too much TV!

- Look at me, I need you to focus, all right?

I gonna open it and pull your leg out, okay?

- No, that's a very bad idea!

- Hansel, Hansel! I have to, okay?

- Just hold still!

- All right!

- One/one! Two/two!

- I got it!

- We get to get out of here!

We get to get out of here!

- I think I see a cabin!

- Okay! Stay right here and I'm gonna get help!

- No, are you serious? You're not leaving

me out here in the woods,

where a wild animal is gonna feed on my nuts!

- Can you walk?

- Of course I can walk!

- Hold on! Hold on!

- I can't walk! Help me!

I got you, right?!

- Come on!

- Watch your step!

- Lillith?! Is this your place?

I thought you lived in the town!

- This is an old family home!

But what's happening?

- Hansel has injured! We need help!

- Dear, come in!

- Thank you!

- Of course!

- Can't believe you live here!

- I am sorry!

How does your leg feel now?

- It still hurts like

s h i i i i i i .... S u g a r !

- I think I have something that can help!

- Try one of these!

Magic candy!

- Here's my secret recipe!

- What's in these?

- oh! Trust me! I take them

for my own glaucoma!

- Gretel, dear, I'm so sorry!

I just forgot you're a vegetarian!

- I'm fine, really!

- Are you kidding me?

- Oh! This is just incredible!

What is this meat?

- The juiciest kind!

- Lillith, thanks again! I don't know

what we would've done without you!

- Probably bleed to death,

I guarantee you!

- You know, I think you should eat something a

little more substantial! How about a pastry?

- I'm fine, really, I'm not at all hungry!

- You've got to try something! This stuff is amazing!

- Lillith, is this you over here in this picture?

- Oh, dear! Yes! Very, very long time ago!

- These are my boys! They're twins!

- Like you and Hansel!

- Who's the baby?

- Oh, that's my little Abigail!

My little bird!

- She did not make it!

- Oh, I'm sorry!

- She was just ...

born weak! The world was too much

for her small body!

- Oh, Lord!

- Oh, bless his heart! He's just exhausted!

- Oh, it's a food coma!

- Hansel?

- Honey, come on! We're going to lie down!

- Sorry, sweetheart!

- Oh, it was delicious!

- I can't believe it!

- Watch, watch, we gonna walk, you know!

- You guys are welcomed to spend the night!

My house is your house!

- We really should go, Lillith! It's been wonderful!

I wouldn't want to bother any more!

- Nonsense! Didn't I just say that

what's mine is yours?

- You can take my room!

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