Happiness
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- 1998
- 134 min
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1.EXT. HAPPY'S RESTAURANT - NIGHT.1.
The sign is illuminated.
2.INT. HAPPY'S RESTAURANT - NIGHT.2.
Pretty, 30ish JOY JORDAN and teary-eyed STUART sit opposite
each other. He is trying to resist bursting into tears as
they finish dessert.
JOY:
Stuart?� Are you okay?
STUART:
Yeah. Sure. I'm fine.
JOY:
Good. Well. I had a really nice time.
STUART:
Yeah. Me too.
JOY:
Of course, you know I've always
had a nice time with you.
STUART:
Same here.
JOY:
But�
STUART:
Yeah.
JOY:
You understand.
STUART:
Unh.
JOY:
And you don't hate me?
STUART:
No.
JOY:
'Cause you know I could never
hate you. At the same time, I just
don't think I could ever�you know�
you. In the way you should be�
STUART:
Yeah.
JOY:
And deserve to be.
STUART:
Unh hunh.
JOY:
Well. The food here was excellent�
I'm gonna recommend it to my
sisters! How many stars did it get?
STUART:
Three and a half.
And the dam cracks wide open. He bawls. A pause.
JOY:
Do you feel better now?
(STUART nods)
Me too.
STUART:
I'm sorry.
JOY:
It's really good we had this talk.
STUART:
Yeah.
JOY:
Before things went too far�
You know, got too serious.
STUART:
Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm too serious.
JOY:
No, you're not. It's me.
STUART:
No, it's me.
JOY:
Okay. It's you. I'm sorry.
STUART:
Okay.
Pause.
JOY:
'Cause I mean�
STUART:
I know.
JOY:
The thing is, I want to do what's
right � for both of us. I spent
a lot of time�examining�my heart.
And I felt that you deserved
my honesty.
STUART:
Thanks.
Pause.
JOY:
Now I just want to make you
whole again.
STUART:
I'm whole.
JOY:
Really?
STUART:
Really.
JOY:
�'Cause I was afraid we wouldn't
be able to be friends anymore.
STUART:
(laughing, sort of)
Oh, Joy!
JOY:
Oh, but you know how it is.
And well, most guys�
STUART:
I'm not most guys.
JOY:
I know. If only most guys were
like you.
STUART:
But then I'd be like most guys.
JOY:
(laughs)
Oh, Stuart. If only I felt the way
I'd like to feel with you� Life is
so unfair. It's all my fault.
STUART:
I know.
(a beat)
Are you sure�?
JOY:
Yes.
Pause.
STUART:
Is it someone else?
JOY:
No, it's just you.
Pause.
STUART:
I want to show you something
I got for you.
JOY:
For me?
STUART:
(hands her a gift)
Open it up.
JOY:
(discovers a pewter ashtray)
Oh, but Stuart. This is�oh,
this is beautiful.
STUART:
Thanks. It's a Gainsevoort
reproduction. Boston, late 1800's.
I sent away for it just after
we had our�first date.
JOY:
Oh, I just love it. It's a�it's a
collector's item.
STUART:
Yeah, it is pretty special.
JOY:
(laughs)
It almost makes me want to start
smoking again!
STUART:
Look at the bottom.
JOY:
(examines more closely)
Ooh.
STUART:
Forty karat gold-plate inlaid base.
JOY:
Oh, Stuart. Thank you. This really
means something to me. I'll always
treasure it�as a token�
STUART:
No, you won't.
(retrieves his gift;
a sudden shift in emotion:)
'Cause this is for the girl who
loves me. The girl who cares for me,
for who I am, not what I look like.
I wanted you to know what you'd be
missing. You think I don't appreciate
art. You think I don't understand
fashion. You think I'm not hip.
You think I'm pathetic, a nerd,
a lard-ass fatso. You think I'm sh*t.
Well, you're wrong. 'Cause I'm
champagne. And you're sh*t.
And till the day you die, you,
not me, will always be sh*t.
3.EXT. ROAD - NIGHT.3.
Thunder. Rain. STUART's car drives by.
4.INT. STUART'S CAR - NIGHT.4.
JOY sits beside STUART, who is driving. A plastic "World of
Pewter" shopping bag hangs by the glove compartment.
5.EXT. JOY'S PLACE - NIGHT.5.
The car pulls over.
JOY:
Well, good night.
STUART:
Good night.
JOY gets out. STUART drives away.
FADE TO BLACK.
6.INT. BILL'S OFFICE - DAY.6.
ALLEN talks to his psychiatrist, BILL MAPLEWOOD.
ALLEN:
�I dunno, but whenever I see her
I just want to�you know�I want to
undress her, I want to tie her up
and pump her pump pump pump till
she screams bloody murder. And then
I want to flip her ass over and
pump her even more and so hard my
dick shoots right through her and
so that my come squirts out of
her mouth� Not that I could ever
actually�do that� Oh, if only she
knew how I felt, how deep down I
really cared for her, respected her,
she would love me back. Maybe.
But she hardly even knows I exist.
I mean, she knows I exist � we are
neighbors, we smile politely
at each other� But I don't know
how I could ever begin to really
talk to her, what can I talk about?
I have nothing to talk about.
I'm boring. I know. I've been told
before, so don't tell me it's not
true. 'Cause it's a fact. I bore
people. People look at me and they
get bored. They listen to me and
they zone out, bored� And for her
to see how boring I am�no, no, no�
It's better I say nothing� and hope�
though right now, I have to say,
if I were to suddenly jump out of
my window, she wouldn't care. I mean,
she'd care, of course, she'd care,
I mean, she is human, but I mean
she'd care the way you care about a
stranger you read about in the paper
that jumps in front of a running
subway train, a stranger whose name
you're never sure how to pronounce,
if it's even printed. I'd be an
anectode�maybe. But you know what
I'm going to do? When I see her
next time, as soon as I see her,
I'm just going to tell her�tell her
I find her�attractive. And that'll
be that. Then�then we'll see�
7.EXT. HIGH RISE - EVENING.7.
HELEN parks, gets out of her car, walks towards the
apartment building entrance.
8.INT. HIGH RISE LOBBY - EVENING.8.
HELEN walks towards the elevator and waits beside ALLEN.
ALLEN mumbles something. HELEN is oblivious.
ALLEN:
How's it going?
HELEN:
Okay.
The elevator arrives.
9.INT. ELEVATOR - EVENING.9.
ALLEN and HELEN step inside. They ride in silence up to
their floor.
10.INT. HALLWAY - EVENING.10.
ALLEN and HELEN emerge from the elevator.
ALLEN:
See ya.
HELEN:
Yeah.
And they walk their separate ways.
11.INT. ALLEN'S APARTMENT - EVENING.11.
ALLEN drops his stuff.
He takes a shower.
He lies down.
He glances at a book of poetry. CLOSE ON the jacket photo
of the author and accompanying brief bio (i.e. "Nominated
for the PEN/Faulkner Prize for poetry, Helen Jordan has
taught at Harvard, Yale�")
He leans his head against the wall, listens to HELEN making
love to somebody next door: "Oh, Helen! Helen! Helen!" etc.
He removes his ear from the wall, sits on the bed, a phone
book beside him.
He starts flipping randomly through the phone book. He
turns to a page. He dials a number from the book. No
answer. He sighs. Tries to next number down. A man picks
up. ALLEN hangs up immediately. He dials again. A
beautiful-sounding WOMAN picks up.
ALLEN:
Hello, is this Claire?
WOMAN (V.O.)
Who is this?
ALLEN hangs up. He buries his head in his hands.
12.INT. TRISH'S PLACE - DAY.12.
JOY sits in the kitchen with her sister TRISH, who is doing
her nails. Trish's baby CHLOE lies in JOY'S lap. JUANITA
the cleaning woman cleans up in the b.g. The family dog
KOOKI teethes on a bone.
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