Happy Ending

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Yudi...

You know...

Nol

Yudi, I love you.

Ohl

I love you.

Huh?

Done?

I said "l love you".

What do you have to say?

Cool?

Baby, wait. Sweetyl

Come on...

Please don't complicate

the situation...

I'm complicating the situation

Where is this relationship

heading, Yudi?

Why does it have to head anywhere?

I mean... wherever it is, it is finel

No?

But...l thought you love me.

I do love... your vibes...

Your... face...

Your... energy...

I'm not getting it now,

but a whole lot of things about youl

I do.

Yudi, why do you

always run from love?

I know you feel something inside.

I... I just know there's

more depth to you.

Actually, that's not true.

What you see is what it isl

There's no depth

and stuff to me... maybe.

I don't think so.

Sorryl

Idiot.

We can still be friends...

All men are dogs. It's true.

And, there are two types of dogs.

One, the pet dog,

Which lives and dies, eating home food

and riding in the backseat of the carl

Two, the stray dog,

Which has no home or address,

eats what it wants,

sleeps where it likes..

The whole city is its homel

But the problem is,

we spend half our lives...

figuring out which type we arel

Yudi...

You know...

I love you.

Umm...

Jerkl

Okay, fine. Me too.

Me tool

- "Me too" what?

Me too...

Okay, fine. Just go.

I don't have a problem

with "l Love You".

It's with the baggage

that comes with itl

99% of stories end at "l Love You".

Do you know why?

It's the beginning of the endl

It destroys everything.

It all goes to crab.

Love looks nice only in movies.

The edit out the extra parts.

And only show comedy, romance, songs.

The hero kisses the heroine.

And what happens next?

Happy Ending?

Hey?

Is that you?

I love you.

Is there a happy ending in life?

If there's one,

then when does it happen?

After love?

After marriage? After children?

After divorce?

After death?

Is death a happy ending at all?l

Actually, there no

happy endings in lifel

There no

happy endings in lifel

we'll down two Yeager bombs each

then order an entire pitcher

and settle down.

Next we go to Edison.

Bucket of Chicken ...and

we start the real drinking...

Then you'll vomit your guts out...

and I'll deliver your body lo your

home and apologise lo your wife...

Correct?

Don't kill my buzz, brahl

I rarely get a chance to get outl

Did you get permission from Gauri?

The application is in process.

Montu, what's taking

so long in there?l

Baby, I've a bit of a problem today...

Montu, don't lie.

You're on the phone, aren't you?

Come, look for yourselfl

What look for yourself?l Come out

fast. You are in there since an hour.

Listen... we'll discuss

the rest when we meet.

Hold on, Montu,

I am getting another call.

Ohl

It's Vishakhal

Why is Vishakha calling you?

I thought you two broke up?

Well

Yudi... cutie... I love you.

Ohl

Cutie...

Oh, you don't have to say anything.

I know you love me too.

I can see deep inside you, babyl

So she doesn't know

you've broken up with her?l

She thinks you're still togetherl

You're gonna die trying

to run away from herl

Montu, will you come out

or should I come in?l

Okay, don't-kill-my-plan-donW-be-late.

Okay, bye.

Hi, Yudi... Culiel

Hey, Vishakha.

Where are you?

I'm... at home...

Perfectl I am coming.

Why?l

To meet youl

Vishakha,

I have an important meeting today.

This is not a good time for me.

Can we meet tomorrow?

Wait for five minutes.

- Five minutes?

I am almost therel

Cutiepie.

Hello.

- Hi.

I am leaving now, I am very late.

Call me later.

I've reachedl

- I've lel

But your car's still here.

- I am taking my cycle.

What? You're riding

a cycle to your meeting?

What kind of a meeting is this?

Hold on for a sec, please.

Yudi...

Hey, kid...

Baby, I need to ask your

permission ten times to go out oncel

I think you love Yudi more than me.

Baby, please don't start that again.

Why don't you go out

with your friends too?

I don't have any friends.

Then... that's not my fault, is it?

No.

You go... party hard...

I'll manage all the chores

around the housel

What's left to do?

- Did you pay the mortgage?

Yes.

- Cable bill? Mobile bill?

Done. And donel

Car servicing?

- Yes.

I knew it, otherwise I would've

never even thought of going outl

And the shelf?

- Huh?

Can I do it tomorrow? Please.

Promisel

Baby, that's done too. It's all donel

Hold on.

Hello.

- Hi Montu.

Yes, Yudi.

- Are you coming or not?

No, I can't come. Sorry.

You know...l am really busy.

No problem, Montu.

No, don't force me please.

It's no use.

No worriesl Just chill. Bye.

You go have funl Alonel Okay?

Without me. Bye.

Okay. Byel

Poor guy was in tearsl

- Cut the dramal And go.

Huh?

No, no. What will you

do alone at home? - Just go.

No, I'll fix this and them.

- I said, gol

Okay-thanks-l-love-you-byel

See this beer mug. This is my wife.

And all these drinks... are the

rest of the girls in the worldl

And this?

- Peanuts?

Pea?l

- Nutsl Peanutsl

Oh Peanutsl

I left all these girls...

and married this beer mugl

Do you realize how

big a sacrifice this is?l

How huge a commitment?!

- Thanks.

But see, Montu. These are all emptyl

And your wife's so fulll

Heymthafs my wife

you're talking aboutl

She's like my sister.

You know, I'm really jealous of you.

- Why?

6 years ago you wrote one book.

And thanks to that,

you're picking up chicks to this dayl

5 1/2, okay?

And what do you think,

I get girls because of a book?l

Of course.

You're no studl - Whatever, dude.

Tell me something, why aren't

you writing your next book?

Why should I put the effort?

What does one want in life?

Fame, money, girlsl

I have everything.

What's the point of

forcing myself to work?

Wowl

You're so clear about your lifel

We've wasted enough time already.

I have to party hard,

and drink harderl

Montu, don't be hectic dude.

Come on, Montul

Montu, that's enough.

Let's go, please.

We still got time, bro.

Keep dancing, keep moving.

It's closing time.

The lights are on.

Just open and close

your eyes repeatedly...

You'll feel like you're in a disco.

Come on, get up.

Gentlemen, if you can exit

towards the rear. Bar's closed.

Absolutelyl

Come on, Montu. Let's go.

Montu, stop dancing around him...

Sir, let's go.

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Okay. Okay.

Gross, Montu.

Hey Yudi, I can see a French fry here.

Get some ketchupl

Buzz off, Montul

Yudi... Yudil

Heyl That's my carl

Heyl

What are you doing?

- Hey, is this your car?

Yes.

Look, you haven't made

any instalment payments

...in the past 6 months.

And we're seizing your car.

What? You can't do that.

- You got questions, call this number.

Looks like it's been

re-possessed by...Rack Publishingl

For failure to honour your contract.

Sorry, man.

Hey, watch the...

For our newest best-selling author.

Aanchal Reddy.

Thank you.

- Congratulations.

Nice to meet you.

Sir... Sir, you cannot go in there.

Excuse me for a second.

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