Happy New Year Page #2

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One; Tammy carries an entire

supermarket in his satchel..

..and two, there is everything

in this satchel, except money.

Tammy..

Tammy Iraniiiii..!

Scoundrel's wearing loose, baggy shorts

& jogging, hitting on these girls!

Come here, Come here and stand.

Here take this money..

Hurry up & get me my eggs & bread..

Always cribbing!

Yes mama!

Hurry up & take it!

Coming Mamma.

Oye my money is in

it be careful with it!

Yes mama...

Last time a quarter

was unaccounted for,

now hurry up and take it rogue!

I understand...

Ok!

We have to break into

the Shalimar security systems...

...which is the most

advanced in the world...

Then we have to crack

the safe within &...

...then steal the 9 priceless diamonds

from there. Right?

Right.

Correct?

Exactly Tammy..

- What utter nonsense..

Where are you going?

I am going home & the two

of you go to the mental hospital.

I told you this fatso

is good for nothing!

Who you calling a fatso huh?

Who you calling a fatso?

You who else!

Ai you deaf Bull!

One clip I'll give

you under your ear nah.

Your sound system will

go from Mono to mute.

Hey Ronnie!

Hey Ronnie did my boy come here?

Did you see that Idiot?

- Hide me Charlie. Hide me!

Where the hell is he?

You know that rogue has

absconded with 22 rupees of mine!

O sh*t!

This lump still gets these fits!

Aye fatso!

He's not got himself treated yet.

Don't worry, he gets these

fits whenever he's stressed,

but just for 30 seconds.

If he comes you tell him,

his mother was remembering him.

I'm going to smack him!

27.28.29.30!

Bye, see you..

Aye Tammy..

This is our only chance

to get even with Grover.

Despite being innocent, dad's...

...been in jail for the past 8 years.

I will give my life

for Manohar you know that.

He was my best friend Charlie,

he was my best friend.

And if he wasn't in jail today...

...all of us would

have been working together.

That's what I'm asking of you,

to work together.

Like how dad and you together

made the Shalimar safe,

& during testing

only one man opened...

...it without knowing the combination,

in 22 minutes.

You Tammy!

Don't do this for me...

...do this for dad please.

Aye Tammy?

Guys I have to pack my bag don't I?

Come on!

Take this!

Go Die!

Where is he? Where is he?

Mama, I told you to pack my suitcase...

...not throw it out!

Yes I'm your father's slave is it?

Take this, your undies and boxers,

I've washed it and kept it ready.

Why are you embarrassing

me in front of everyone mama?

And listen,

wash your undies before you wear them,

wash them everyday,

Don't flip it inside out and

wear them else it will get real itchy!

Keep quiet please!

- Go on now!

Listen you better

go pee before you sleep..

Aye mamma!

Otherwise you'll have

to wash the bed-sheets too.

Can't we live without this fatso?

Are the two of us not enough?

Even the three of us are not enough.

Why? You're putting

together a cricket team?

Jag!

Charlie, step on it!

Come on hurry.. hurry..

Bye, girls.

Bye, Tammy.

Now he wants one more person..

Why?

Coz 3 levels of Shalimar

are completely computerized.

We need a hacker.

Ya?

Do you know a hacker?

Yes..

He's a friend's nephew called...

He's bald?

How is it of any

help to us if he's bald?

Arreyy called, not bald!

Why haven't you gone to

the doc to clean up your ears?

Jag, your nephew, Rohan!

Rohan?

- Hmm..

Here goes one more introduction!

And this is Rohan...

Aahh not this stud...

...the guy standing behind him.

Rohan Singh,

nephew of our Captain Jagmohan!

Rohan has 600 friends on Facebook.

But not even one in real life.

Coz IQ doesn't interest girls,

they want CQ..

Cool quotient!

Don't even try!

Dolly & Polly...

...don't mingle with losers!

"Sorry, I want to.."

Oh my god, its our favorite song!

"I am Punjabi."

No one knew though that

this loser of the real world..

..was HACKGOD RS of the virtual world.

HACKGOD RS has just

2 things in his life.

Number 1-hacking...

...and number 2-hacking.

What are you playing?

- I didn't.. - What is this?

Stop.. stop..

- Hold on.

You are such a loser.

Come on, let's go.

Jerk.

Save me..

Please, save me!

I think I've seen this scene before..

Hmm.. from the film 'Damini'

Ahh that '2.5 kg fist' scene, yes.. yes!

Now see Jag's 5 Kg fist.

Hey, Jag Uncle!

So happy to see you!

Come here.

Hey big guy!

Leave the kid alone!

Peter!

Thank you.

Come to mama honey.

What?

He said your mother is Horny!

What did you say?

Come to mama honey!

You called my Mother Horny?

Whose mother?

You?

Sleeves?

Its past my dinner time,

my sugar levels are dropping!

I swear on my mom I

didn't take your mother's...

You are talking about my mother again!

Rascal You ate my banana?

This is the only place you

found in the whole damn street?

Go there and fall!

Sorry uncle!

Shut up!

See this.

- Awesome what is this network?

Will tell you later,

first tell me, can you hack it?

See, Charlie, this is

an extremely secure network,

if I start working

on it tomorrow then...

I'm telling you Rohan,

this work is illegal.

Haaan!

Pinky, Pamma,

Bubbly, Lovely,

Sweety, Tinny.

Mammaiya kairo kairo kairo mamaa..

Kairo mamaa!

Mammaiya kairo kairo kairo mamaa..

Guys, don't say 'Mamma'..

He will hit us!

What's there what's

there what's there?

AAhhhh..

..strawberry milk shake, yeah!

Peter! You've come back?

Why do you keep falling next to me?

What should I do uncle?

He keeps throwing me here!

Jaswinder !

Jaswinder!

Jaswinder!

&^%$##^&^&^

MAATAJIIII!!

What did he say?

Damn he abused your mom in Chinese!

MAATAJIIII!!

This is a really dangerous place.

A person can't even eat in peace.

What's there what's

there what's there?

Ahhhhh Pineapple cake!

I am gonna have my

cake and eat it too.

Ooiiii Maa!

Maa?

We've said that you work

for us in our software company...

Peter?

Is that you?

Peek-a-Boo!

Jag uncle, help him!

Ok. ok..

Jaaagggg!

They are saying your mother..

Your mother is a $#@!

Maa always works!

I've understood the plan it's

All clear! But there is one problem.

I will hack the

computers of this vault...

...but how will you

guys get inside the vault?

There is a biometric lock there.

Aye hacker, talk in layman terms!

What he means is, the door

of the room that this vault is in...

...opens only with fingerprints.

Actually...

...with the thumbprint of just one Man.

Who's thumbprint?

His thumbprint.

Vicky Grover, Charan Grover's son?

Vicky Grover?

- Yeah!

Vicky Grover?

Vicky Grover?

Peter?

We will take it from here.

Okay!

Come on, Charlie, its a bloody joke.

Come on, Tammy, don't over react.

I Have a plan.

Plan?

You intend on roping

in Vikki Grover?

Actually, yes, something of that sort.

Radhe! Radhe!

Radhe! Radhe!

Hail Lord Krishna!

Radhe! Radhe!

Hail Lord Krishna!

Nandu Bhide is The Man!!!

Hey, where is Nandu's bottle?!

Guys! I present to you... Vikki Grover!

Aka Nandu Bhide!

Bloody hell, Double role!

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