Happy New Year Page #8

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flashy clothes Eeee!

She's not a lady guys,

she's a walking talking music video!

Charlie!!

- No.. no.. no, Tammy!

Its not about how

dramatic she is...

...it about how she carries herself,

how she behaves, how she talks.

Why does she even

try talking in English?!

Charlie!

1 minute!

If Nandu is a drunkard

from Sangam Chawl.

Then she too is an exotic

dancer from a bar right?

Yeah, what's the problem, Rohan?

The problem is...

...that she is standing

behind you... Again!

Ahh shoot!

Okay?

I'm a drunkard?

She's a dancer?

And you are the

prestigious upper class?!

What's wrong in that?

You're a drunkard & I'm a dancer.

And Charlie is the captain.

We'll do as he says.

Now, go to your room and sleep!

Sleep!

And practice tomorrow at 9 sharp!

Stupid!

Mohini don't feel

bad about Charlie's...

Every girl wants to...

...be loved, respected...

...and treated well.

It's nobody's childhood dream...

...to be a dancer in a bar someday!

If it wasn't for my family problems..

..I too would have gone

to an English school...

But fate had

other plans.

Fate is a bloody fickle thing!

It can change sides anytime.

Don't rub salt in my wounds

by talking like Charlie...

Charlie is naive, Mohini...

He doesn't

know how to talk to a girl...

And you are the first girl...

...who he likes so much...

He does...

But he's deaf in both

ears as far as love is concerned...

He can't hear his own heart's calling.

How to make him hear it then?

By exploding a bomb.

Bomb?

Hmmm.

A huge bomb!

Mohini Bomb!

Hello my lovely... Muahh

Hey...hey... Guys.. guys.. guys..!!

Vikki Grover!

Good that drunkard

didn't come here...

If he was here

he would have said...

Hey same to same, color Xerox!

Ehhh! Nandu what are you doing here?!

I told you not to

get out of your room.

No Hindustani!

Suit Armani!

You deserve to be slapped for this!

Free wine, in this stomach of mine...

Along with fried duck...

...eat you mother...

Shut up! Behave yourself!

Put him under the table,

give him his drink, here take this!

How am I looking?

Just like a Barbie!

Correct... like my 'bhabhi'!

(sister-in-law)

Hello...

What?

Well, hello my beauty...

I am Charlie.

Jazzed up Nandu too?

Yeah, team India I presume!

Jhakkass (mind-blowing)

Nandu huh?!

Good stuff!

Jack-ass-Nandu?

Jackass. Yeah.

Nowadays we don't use terms

like handsome, dude, charming...

Its jackass now, right?

Right, Jag?

Right! And in India 'dudes' are

called as 'Nandu'... Jhakaasnandu!

Jhakaasnandu.

Yeah jhakaasnandu, how do you do?

Yeah, fine.

How about a drink darling?

- No, No, No!

English huh? Mind blowing, let's go!

Nandu, Jackass Nandu. I like it!

It's very funny.

Arey Mohini, ahh Mr. Jackass!!

I now give you,

the magnanimous

host for tonight's wonderful party...

...Mr. Charan Grover!

Charlie! We have to

keep a low profile now.

Its best if Grover

doesn't notice us.

Mr. Grover! Mr. Grover!

Team India!

Excuse me!

&^%$#&#...

Chuck it...

That was close!

Hell, No!

But according to me, the most

shocking team this year is...

Team India...

...you must have heard about us,

surely...

Team India. Of course!

You were feeling ashamed to meet

your own people,

so we thought we'll

come over and say hello.

What's the matter Mr. Grover...

...you won't welcome us?

Talks of your welcome are echoing

through Dubai!

It must have been

quite a welcome huh?

It was quite a welcome, yeah!

Mr. Grover,

we Indians are like this only,

If we like someone we give them our

hearts and make them kings,

and if we don't like someone...

...then tomatoes.

But there's one thing Mr. Grover,

we don't look away while talking.

They say that people who look

away... have guilt in their hearts.

Hey mister!

- Mr. Kapoor...

...take it easy.

After all he is our guest,

so what if its just for a few days...

And we need to put

up a great show hmm?

Anyways going

by their entry,

I'm 100% sure...

...their exit will be of another level!

India has a track record...

...whether its a

team for the Olympics...

...or a film for the Oscar..

..they always send losers.

You, what were you saying?

Who will win WDC?

I don't know who'll win

but I know who'll lose...

I think you

should put your money on them.

I promise you Mr. Grover,

your happiness at seeing us here now,

will be nothing compared

to your grief...

...once we are gone.

What grieves me is...

...that out of a country

of 1.3 billion people,

'these' are the people

that India has chosen.

Don't you worry...

...we are enough for

you guys.

"Hey, admit it or not."

"We have style,

yes we are the stars."

"A little bit of this

and a little bit of that."

"Yeah whatever you say

we are proud of who we are."

"Its time for the world to recognize."

"Or go ahead and try us on."

"We're cool, we're smart,

we're the kings of hearts."

"Call us by our names,

sing Indiawaale."

"We can make your hearts sing,

Indiawaale"

"Winning is just our thing,

Indiawaale."

"Do what you like,

but don't mess with the Indiawaale."

"Do what you like,

but don't mess with the Indiawaale."

"We're the good guys, see?"

"Yeah, we do it our way

and we make our own destiny."

"We don't care anyway."

"Let them say what they want to say."

"Yeah we do what we feel like."

"Just as long as it feels right."

"For friends in need we're friends indeed,

we stand by them with our lives."

"Call us by our names,

sing Indiawaale."

"We can make your hearts sing,

Indiawaale"

"Winning is just our thing,

Indiawaale."

"Do what you like,

but don't mess with the Indiawaale."

"We'll wrap you around our fingers,

Indiawaale."

"With one look,

with just a single look."

"In just a moment,

we can win your heart."

"This whole world"

"Will be right at your feet."

"If you're the person

we choose to love."

"We'll gladly leave the world behind."

"For a space in your heart and mind."

"Because when we love,

we love forever."

"And you can say that again!"

"Call us by our names,

sing Indiawaale."

"We can make your hearts sing,

Indiawaale"

"Winning is just our thing,

Indiawaale."

"Do what you like,

but don't mess with the Indiawaale."

"Do what you like, but don't mess..."

"We'll wrap you around our fingers..."

"Do what you like,

but don't mess with the Indiawaale."

Sorry!

How did Nandu change

his clothes so fast?

What a star!

I feel so good after throwing up...

Stop Burping!

Bloody pig!

I told you not to get this drunkard!

And I told you not to leave him alone.

It's all your fault!

What? My fault?

Why did you come to the party?

Rubbish!

Firstly, you didn't take care of me,

and now you're fighting with Charlie?

Think loudly,

this deaf mule didn't hear a word.

Rubbish!

Firstly, you didn't take care of me,

and now you're fighting with Charlie?

I'd love to fight

& get physical with him.

You Shut up!

You pant down!

Shhh! Guys!

Don't think so loudly.

Mohini will hear us!

I'm more beautiful

now by saying your name...

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