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- Sometimes I catch a bug.

Sucks them dry.

Ive got something else youll like.

Ive been basing my work more on

organic forms but...

...sometimes by the time Im finished,

its hard to tell.

Its like Im fighting with the metal and...

so far the metal is winning.

Its... very... powerfull.

- Thanks Shades.

- Jill, I got something for you!

God!

Its horrible... I love it.

- What is it?

- Maintenance droid I think.

I picked m up out in the zone. Probably

somekind of new design they are testing out.

Thought you could make

an ashtray out of this.

Just look at the workmanship,

its so beautiful.

Yeah, it is, isnt it?

You dont look so bad yourself.

Merry Christmas baby.

Its good to see you Mo.

Spread those lips.

Thats it... oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh thats it baby.

Take that big dick! Yes.

Take it all the way in, thats it.

All the way in.

Take it. Suck him dry.

Thats it baby, you got him now.

God, youre beautiful!

Yeah, thats it baby.

Take that big dick, take it in.

Yeah... oh yes. Yeah.

Take him baby... squeez that tube.

Yeah...come on. Yeah.

Take him, suck it dry.

Thats it... Thats my b*tch!

Yeah... squeez it!

F***ing b*tch.

God, I love you.

Sweet.

This is a military file. Do not proceed

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Please select correct combat

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BAAL7697

Biomechanical auto-independent

artificially intelligent lifeform.

Fairisle Electronics presents

its new model:
The MARK-13.

Ready...on...boil.

...widespreed deficiency related diseases

in the inner city.

Elsewere in the news:

Popular support has been swift and loud...

...for the proposed emergency population

control bill.

The bill would mandate...

- Its raining.

- What?

- I thought it was raining.

- God, I wish.

I was dreaming.

I could hear the rain...

on the glass.

And you were laying beside me...

in the dream.

- I like it.

- Really, I think its okay.

Where did you get all the babydolls?

Shades found a whole

box of them in the streets.

Well I provided the crowning touch, eh?

Did you hear about the new population

bill they are trying to put through?

No.

They are trying to stop people from

having kids in the next few years.

Gonna levy fines against people

that have to many.

Take away their ration coupons.

Sterilize people who already have...

- ...high enough doses of radioactivity.

- It will never work.

Its our nature to reproduce.

To live on.

Man has always gone against their nature.

Used to be natural to die

of old age before 30.

What are you saying?

You like the idea?

No, I just...think its stupid and suicidal

and sadistic to have children right now.

Stupid, sadistic and suicidal...

The three Ss.

- Thats how I feel.

- Thats how you feel, eh?

And what is this?

Somekind statement about all that?

- No.

- Because if it is, I dont get it.

You know, whats the head

supposed to mean anyway?

It doesnt mean anything!

Its... its not for you.

Its not for anybody.

I guess not. All Im saying, is that

it be nice if you could sell something...

- ...every once in a while, wouldnt it?

- Look, Im doing alright on my own.

- I dont need anything from you.

- I dont know about that.

Goverment takes a pretty big hunk

out of my paycheck every month.

Where do you think your welfare checks

are coming from, eh?

What do you want me to do?

You want me to join your corps?

Think of what our radioactiv kids

will be like then.

I stopped thinking about kids

a long time ago.

You always say that things will change.

Maybe they will.

Oh yeah they will... they will.

They are going to get worse

before they get better.

- Survival of the fittest.

- Youd like that, wouldnt you?

Oh yeah, I like that.

And why not? Im one of the fittest.

Keep asking myself why

I let you in everytime.

Why the f*** do I let you in?

- Great.

- Ill get it.

- No, dont answear it!

- What are you scared of?

- Alvy?

- I got to see you.

Sorry to call you so late,

but its important.

Jesus Alvy! Talk to me in

the morning.

No, no no! It has to be now!

Im talking about big bucks! Savy?

Meet me in the yard in one hour

and bring the MARK-13 with you.

- The what?

- Oh no... the skull and bones

- No way Alvy! Forget it.

- Hear me out!

I cant talk on the phone... to many ears.

Meet me in one hour.

MARK-13 project, file number 4371D...

Fairisle Electronics.

Goverment funding to the MARK-13 project

is currently under suspension...

...due to minor problems with the

prototypes insulation system.

Currently its susceptible to high

levels of moisture and humidity.

Designed primarily for harder terrain...

...MARK-13 is self-repairing,

capable of recharging...

...its storage batteries from just about

any powergrid, including the sun.

The MARK-13s strenght lies in its

multifacited combat systems.

Equipped with electronicly activated

weaponary and nightsights...

...the MARK-13 has a choice of using six

primary limbs and three auxiliary limbs.

More legs then a f***ing spider.

See these mighty buildings. It all shall

be thrown down and shattered to splinters.

The earth will shake, rattle and roll. The

masses will go hungry, their bellies bloat.

These are the birth pains.

No flesh shall be spared.

Yeah, thats it brother.

You just keep walking away.

- Yeah.

- Hi baby.

Mo?

- Mo, where are you?

- Hello?

- Hello, this is Mo!

- Who is this?

I told you baby, this is Mo.

Look, I wanna come back.

Im ready to go again. Im hard

again just thinking about you baby.

What you say we try it up the ass, eh?

How about I f*** you with a string

of popcorn up your ass?

Who is this?

Then I pull it out real slow... pop by pop.

You think youd like that?

Think you ready to try the Hershey

Highway, eh? Fill you all the way, eh?

What do you say Jill?

F*** yourself a**hole!

I have a pain... here!

And I see... their... faces!

They are so small and yellow and black.

I want to squeez them!

These are f***ing hippies!

Get right on down to Renos for your

radiation free reindear steaks.

Hurry while stocks last!

The fully armed model storage tubes,

carry an additional chemical weapon.

A cell destroying toxin,

Trifilobim Morphate.

Avaible to you for no extra charge.

Our number smells like applepie.

The drug causes sensory distortion,

followed by death.

Hey, hey, what the f***?

...and even makes the target enemy

enjoy the experience.

To administer the drug, the MARK-13 comes

equipped with a unique needle arrangement.

Alvy!

Alvy!

This is a military file. Do not proceed

without correct security clearence.

Please select correct combat

system required.

BAAL7697...Biomechanical auto-independent

artificially intelligent lifeform.

MARK-13 project, file number 4371D...

Fairisle Electronics.

Goverment funding to the MARK-13 project

is currently under suspension...

...due to minor problems with the

prototypes insulation system.

Currently its susceptible to high

levels of moisture and humidity.

The MARK-13s strenght lies in its

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