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things gonna kill the enemy.

It dont care who it kills.

The first usefull thing they ever given us.

What are you talking about Jill?

What are you talking about?

That little bastard you just blew away.

Thats their population control.

- Our final solution.

- So what?

- Are you gonna let them win?

- No.

- You gonna lay down and die?

- I wanna live.

Of course you wanna live.

F*** you! F*** you! F*** you!

- Jill baby.

- Help me!

I cant baby! I cant!

Your hanging on a powerline.

If I cut you, well both fry!

Help me!

Listen! The ledge is just below you!

You got to jump!

- I cant! Help me!

- Swing it!

- Just swing, swing for the love of christ.

- I cant!

- Just swing and drop. Its coming!

- Help me!

You got to do it. Jill, its coming.

Swing, for the love of christ.

Jill!

Piece of sh*t! You cant f*** with me!

You cant f*** with Mo!

Im devined and protected a**hole.

You cant f*** with me.

You... stay away from me.

You stay away from me.

You can kill him. Jill, you can kill him.

You can...you can.

Let go.

Get out of the way, get out of the way!

Give her some air, move!

Look whos alright. Its alright.

Its okay. Easy Jill.

- No, no Jill! Just lay down.

- Where is Mo?

I... could have called somebody.

Just lay back Jill. Just lay back.

Everything is going to be okay.

Jill! Jill!

- Jill... Look, be careful.

- Just hang on Mo! Im coming!

I trained for whats right.

Jill baby. It has a metal defect.

Theres a defect.

Its raining? Salvation?

No! No! Light! Light!

Its fight!... Light! Light!

Fight! Fight!

The flesh shall be spared

for the elect.

Who then shall see him coming,

the son of man.

And he shall send his angels on a mission,

to gather together his flock.

Did you hear something?

Im going away.

Jill! Come back, come back Jill!

Put the bat down Jill!

Put the bat down!

Oh sweet jesus! Sweet jesus!

Get out of the way!

Please Jill!

- Let me go! Let me go!

- Get out of my way Vernon.

- I cant do that Miss Wakowski.

- I said, get out of my way, god dammit!

- Miss Wakowski, Im sorry! Hes in there!

- Look, so is Mo!

Miss Wakoeski! What a sh*t!

Vernon, are you okay?

- She hit me, god dammit!

- Vernon!

Miss Wakowski!

- Chief! Chief! Chief!

- Let me go! Let me go!

Youll be alright my man.

Chief, youll be okay man.

Mo?

Mo?

Why do you keep away from me?

Mo?

God damn you!

Why dont you come after me,

you f***ing perv junkie?

You scared?

Yeah, you can feel me now, motherf***er.

Right inside your mind.

Talk to me.

Hey baby.

- Cant we make a deal?

- A deal? You took a beating on that deal.

Im not the enemy. This isnt the zone.

- She knows I got a job to do.

- What Job? Whats your mission?

Im trying to tell you Jill.

I love you Jill.

There is a defect... in the insulation.

Theres a defect. You can. You can.

You can what?

Dammit, I can what Mo?

- I love you.

- I can what?

To many.

What is your primary function?

What is your primary function?

Are you alive?

Ooo we all talk the wibberly

wobberly talk.

And we look at all the pretty girls

with wibberly wobberly eyes.

I wanna live.

Bastard!

F***!

F*** you, I know the answear!

Come on!

Jill!

Jill, jump Jill!

Jump!

Come on.

Bastard!

F***ing shoot it!

Shoot it!

Hes gone now.

Its gone now.

It flies now, hes gone now!

Its gone now. Its gone now.

This is Angry Bob, coming at you

you loud and clear on W.A.R. Radio.

Somewhere on your dial and

Im gonna wake you up!

We got some good news this morning

from Fairisle Electronics.

The Defence Department has just given

them the goahead...

...to massproduce the new MARK-13 Cyborg.

And as a result, 800 wonderful new jobs

are to be created on the main assembly line.

So get your unemployed asses on down to

Fairisle Electronics...

...and get yourselfs a job, huh!

Fruitbat.

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