Hare Ram Page #5

''O lord, look at her.

She is all over me.''

''l don't know which way to go.

She's so aggressive.''

''l am a young girl. lt's natural

to wish for a boyfriend?''

''ls it right on your

part to ignore me?''

''l too need a girl in my life.''

''But unfortunately you are

not a girl. Am l right?''

''Have you closed your eyes?''

''Don't you find me attractive?''

''Girl, l got scared, believe me.''

''You really frighten

me, O tiger cub.''

''Learn to love. You can't

run away from me.''

''l will never say no to

any of your wishes.''

''O lord, look at her.

She is all over me.''

''l don't know which way to go.

She's so aggressive.''

''Don't take me for granted

as l am running after you.''

''Don't suppress your feelings.''

''Don't attack me in this way.

Save is for someone else.''

''Hide yourself behind the veil.''

''Come to me if you want me.''

''You can't hide your feelings

for too long.''

''You are leaving me with no other

option. You'll get me fired.''

''Mend your ways, girl.''

''Learn to love. You can't

run away from me.''

''l will never say no to

any of your wishes.''

''O lord, look at her.

She is all over me.''

''l don't know which way to go.

She's so aggressive.''

ls there any relation between

money recovery..

..and this social service?

- There is a relation..

..between Hari and me. Serve meals.

What have l studied and

what am l doing here?

You shouldn't be doing it,

but that French beard..

Shall l serve you a Jangri?

- Please.

You want one more?

- Sure.

l will give one more.

When you would leave l will

pack some in a cover?

You take them home.

- Alright.

You'll give some in a cover? You

will give all to my wife..

..or will you a few to me as well?

- She's your wife?

Yes.

- What will you do?

God is very jealous. lf he had

united a beautiful aunt like you..

..with a handsome boy like me

it would've been wonderful.

What did you say?

- O God!

Are you happy now?

- Very happy.

Aunt, what is that girl doing here?

She told us everything about you.

- What?

This idea of this social

service was ours..

..but she made all the arrangements.

Mother-in-law, everyone's

praising the food.

Mother-in-law? - Can't l call

her that, father-in-law?

After calling me father-in-law

if you don't call her..

..mother-in-law it would

be wrong, girl.

Vasundhara, the vermilion

dot has disappeared.

Go and put the dot.

'You love Hari, don't you?'

'l hate those who are smarter

than me. l will kill him.'

Listen, girl. How are you

related to that boy?

lf he marries me he

will be my husband.

No, he hasn't said yes till now.

You will definitely

get married to him.

lf that happens l will give you..

..the order for my wedding

reception as well, ok?

As l left the house

without telling you..

..you left this world

without my knowledge?

This is how you punish me?

You didn't forget them yet?

They don't exist for me.

Forget them..

Heads this way, tails this way.

What if it's none?

Hey, you come here.

Foolish boy, how can it be none?

lt has to be either heads or tails.

- What if it's none?

Hey, an intelligent guy like me

should educate fools like you.

lt will be either heads of tails.

Don't ruin my business, buddy.

Look this way. lt'll be

either heads or tails.

My sweet coin ! So it wants

me to go straight. Ok.

Lift. - This is not theft car to

give you lift. lt's a call-taxi.

He wants lift from me.

- He looks like an idiot.

You need not give me such

huge amount, son.

Give me as much as the meter shows.

Not as much as the car travels?

He has satires as well.

Ok. Ok. Get in, son.

Where shall l take you to?

- Go wherever you want to go.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

l will get down where

l want to get down.

He seems to be a mad fellow.

Alright. Alright.

Drive carefully or else you

will die. - What's your name?

Nizam.

- Not the movie's name.

My name is Nizam. l always

speak Nizam (truth).

You are driving the car very fast.

You come first in driving?

The word 'first' was found for me.

When l was a kid l was

first in school.

When l grew a bit l

was first in romance.

After l grew a bit more

l was first in eating.

As l came first in almost

everything what my parents did..

Cut the crap. Are you first

in driving or not?

You asked what you shouldn't

have asked.

l am not first in driving,

but l am second.

You are getting bored, right?

l will switch on FM.

''l am no. 1.''

- l am no. 1. l am no. 1.

Who is this no. 1?

- S. P. Balasubramaniam.

From that NTR to today's kids

he sings in such a way..

..that his voice suits everyone.

Most intelligent.

Where will l get him?

Welcome all of you !

A few months ago..

..narbat virus which is more

dangerous than chicken flu..

..killed a number

of people in lndia.

Everyone was praying lord

to cure this problem.

So God listened to our

prayers and came down..

..and invented the medicine.

So he has been felicitated as

the best doctor of the year..

..by World Health Organization.

..and returned to lndia

today itself..

..Mr. G.K. Reddy, b/o G. Shivaji,

the health minister.

l heartily invite Mr. G. K.

Reddy on to the dais.

Please give him a big hand.

Mr. Bala Subramaniam

hasn't come yet?

He hasn't come here yet.

His flight got delayed.

lt's our privilege that

we got an opportunity..

..to felicitate such a great doctor.

You said Mr. Bala Subramaniam

is intelligent.

But she says that that

doctor is intelligent.

Mr. Bala Subramaniam is intelligent

in singing, sir.

And the doctor is intelligent in

stabbing. - Don't confuse me.

Who is more intelligent

between them?

l am not getting confused, sir.

l'm saying both are intelligent.

lf you decide who is

more intelligent..

..l could make up my mind.

- l mean singing is easy, sir.

Anyone can sing good or bad.

But if doctor does..

..even a simple mistake

someone might die.

So l think a doctor is intelligent.

You think? You are

not sure about it?

He seems to be a very

difficult person.

Take that cell.

- What? - Take that cell.

Cell? - lf you take it we can

call someone to find it out.

That's not a cell, but it's a gun,

sir. - lt's not gun, it's a cell.

lt's not a cell, but it's a gun. lt

will fire if you pull the trigger.

lf not a gun, but it's a cell.

lf you dial a number..

..you would hear a ringing tone.

Superb.

- lsn't she?

You won't believe my words.

Here it is. Dial the

number and enjoy.

Don't dial it here. Everyone

will wake up.

Go outside and talk there. Go.

Only God can save such guys.

You are lucky that God

came here in my form.

The European union also felicitated

Dr. G.K.Reddy.

Hello! ls it?

lt will take some time

for Mr. Balasubramiam..

Excuse me!

Good evening everybody.

Thank you. Thank you.

l am extremely sorry.

l need to attend an accident case..

..where the patient's condition

is very critical.

lt's because of my brother that

l reached this position..

..and standing over here

in front of you today.

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