Harper Page #2
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- 1966
- 121 min
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Oh, yeah? Anybody in particular?
Yeah. Your buddy.
Albert Graves.
Oh.
Oh! Hi.
You look like death warmed over.
Always nice to hear from
my fans. What's that?
What's that?
- Things any better with Susan?
- Yeah. Terrific.
Good, good.
Oh, I just... Staying in shape.
I still do the old Canadian Air
Force exercises every morning.
Yogurt for lunch and then a lot of this.
It's all paying off, don't you think?
Yeah, I've never seen you look more
ravishing than you are at the moment.
You talk to Mrs. Sampson?
- That's a sweet lady. Warm, content.
- A love.
- Why'd she hire me?
- I talked her into it.
I think Sampson needs protection.
hoof and he's an alcoholic.
That's just for openers.
I also think he's losing his mind.
Did she mention Claude, the
holy man he gave the mountain to?
Yeah.
Now Mrs. Sampson thinks the old
man is running with another woman.
That's because I encouraged
her to think that.
She'd never spend a penny on him if
she only thought his life was in danger.
What about the old-fashioned
custom of calling the police?
I can't. He's psychotic on the subject.
If I went to them and they
found him, he'd fire me.
What kind of a weirdo is Sampson?
Well, I can tell you everything
in one word:
moneymaker.He has to make money. He's dedicated to it.
It's the only way he can prove
to himself he's still breathing.
He had a son, you know.
A pilot. He was killed a few years back.
That's when he started losing his mind.
He's got this fella now, Allan Taggert.
- We met. Nice-looking fella. -
Looks, looks. Who cares about looks?
Well, the point is, we're less than
two hours' drive from Los Angeles,
so what does he need a pilot for?
Personally, I like Allan,
but from a business standpoint
I feel he's an unnecessary expense.
How do you have an unnecessary
expense with $20 million?
Well, that's enough exercising.
I don't wanna get too strong.
Did you meet Sampson's daughter?
That ugly, skinny kid?
Yeah, we passed in the night.
Oh, Lew, isn't she incredible?
Oh, boy.
You dirty old man.
Go on. You think I'm too old for her.
No. When she's 100, you'll only be 124.
You think I'm old enough to be her father?
You're old enough to be her grandfather.
Go to hell.
Solid Citizen Albert, hung
up on a chick at your age.
That's a hoot.
- Lew, did she say anything about me?
- Nope.
- She didn't even mention my name?
- I only saw her for a second.
Oh, that explains it.
How does she feel about you?
Well, she's young and cautious.
You remember how that was.
But I have great expectations.
So do I.
My going rate is $2,000 flat
- against 100 hours a day and expenses.
- It is like hell.
But you can have it if you'll
mention my virtues to Miranda.
My pleasure.
Hey, what are your virtues?
I decided to fly down to
LA with you, all right?
- Hello, Miranda.
- Oh, hello, Albert.
Excuse me, honey.
Say, did you send a
limousine for a Mr. Sampson
- to Van Nuys Airport yesterday?
- No, sir.
Well, there was this
here fella at the airport
said he left in a big, black limousine.
Well, he called here
yesterday and asked for one,
but then he called back and canceled.
You sure it was Sampson both times?
Oh, yes. I recognize his voice.
He's been coming here for years.
Did he sound drunk?
Oh, sir, I couldn't give
that kind of information.
Sorry.
Got the key?
Well?
Daddy hasn't been here for a
month. I just asked the desk clerk.
Terrific.
Here.
awhile and then call some friends.
Well, I was hoping we might do something.
is you're such a drag.
Wow!
No wonder your old man took to the sauce.
I would, too, if I had to sleep in here.
Ever since my brother died I've
been trying to argue him out of it,
this astrology bit,
but obviously without much success.
- Any astrologist in particular?
- None that I know of.
- Harper.
- What?
- You work hard, you know that?
- Yep. Regular beaver.
- Harper?
- What?
Don't you ever feel the need to relax?
Let's relax some, Harper.
For what? So the beauty in the next
room is gonna get all hot and bothered?
Lady, if you can't get him
hot and bothered by yourself,
I sure ain't gonna do it for you.
Don't you think I'm attractive?
You're young, rich and beautiful,
and my wife is divorcing me.
What do you think I think?
All right, honey. If you
really wanna play around,
we'll just douse the lights
and seal off the room.
Feel better now, Myrtle?
- You know her?
- No.
- Hey, Beauty, Fay Estabrook strike a note?
- Yeah.
You ever seen her with Sampson?
Yeah, sometimes.
She used to be a pretty hot young
starlet. What happened to her?
She got fat!
Give me another one of those, will you?
It's 6:
02.We don't serve domestic after 6:00.
Only imported.
Terrific. Keep the change.
There is no change.
Keep it anyway.
Are you Miss Estabrook?
- No! Fay Estabrook?
- Dumpling!
It is, isn't it? Can I have your autograph?
Well...
You know, it's for my daughter.
She watches all your pictures.
She thinks you're just wonderful.
- That's nice.
- I ain't bothering you, am I?
No. It's no bother.
Thanks. That's all right.
Just sign right there.
No, that's all right, just one.
Just make it to Billie Lou.
Something real intimate.
Ain't you got a pencil?
Well...
- Billie Lou?
- Can I... Billie Lou. Yeah.
Can I sit down?
Actually, you know, that's... I
don't have no daughter. That's for me.
I don't know how many fans you
have. You probably got millions,
but ain't nothing, nobody
who's more faithful than I am.
I just watch all your
movies on the television.
Oh, that's nice.
- Can I buy you a drink?
- Sure. Why not?
- Boy?
- Wait a minute.
- When were you born?
- June 2.
June 2. Gemini. Oh, Gemini are cold-hearted.
Oh, are you cold-hearted, dumpling?
Well, hell, big dogs is
always licking my hand.
- Hey!
- Oh, I'm sorry, baby!
- Oh, it's just what I needed, honey.
- There's one in every crowd.
You're sweet. You ain't no Gemini.
Honey, where is the... The...
Hey, this place is like the morgue.
Where have all the merrymakers gone?
- I'm gonna take you home, honey.
- Oh, now, don't rush things.
Come on, let's have another
little drinkie first.
- You want another little drinkie?
- No, stiffens up my chewing gum.
Anyway, you're too classy
for a place like this.
Yeah. I am classy.
Not everybody notices.
Well, I got just the spot
for you. Bel-Air Hotel.
Oh, the Bel-Air? Oh, yes,
that's... Oh, I need...
Hey, you think you could
cough up a split of champagne?
Oh, and let's have a little caviar, huh?
Oh, I love this place. I've always adored it.
Why, I'm so glad you suggested it.
- You know, I have a friend stays here a lot.
- Oh, yeah?
Oh, you're jealous. You're
getting jealous. I can tell!
What is it with me that men
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