Harper Page #4
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- 1966
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You have such an advantage
in emotional scenes, Elaine,
being frigid.
Puss, puss, puss.
Did Allan brush you off again?
You simpy, primping, narcissistic...
Either I'm a narcissist or I'm frigid, p*ssy.
I can't very well be both.
Excuse me, ladies.
Oh, why are you leaving?
It's so attractive here.
I should think you'd be accustomed
I love your wrinkles. I revel in them.
Puss, puss, puss.
I...
I just don't enjoy carrying
this kind of money around.
I'm a lawyer, not a financier.
Albert, you got any friends in the LA Police
from when you were DA up here?
I have some favors left uncollected, yes.
Get them to run a check
rented or stolen in the last three days.
See if you can get them to put
somebody on a dive called The Piano.
Dwight Troy's place.
You mean Troy...
What do you know about him?
I had to take some papers to Las
Vegas once for Sampson to sign.
He and Troy were gambling.
I checked on Troy.
He seems elegant enough, but people
have a habit of dying around him.
I've tried telling Sampson, but...
Oh, thank heavens.
I was so nervous, bringing that here.
I got this out of mothballs.
You know, you always were the
most unlikely war hero I ever knew.
Still know how to use it?
I hope not.
Better get a cop up here to
keep an eye on that money.
You're not staying?
I'm getting buggy sitting around here.
It's about time I visited that
mountain that Sampson gave away.
Miranda? Hello, Miranda. Miranda's coming.
How are you?
- Suicidal.
- Oh.
I just had the nicest chat with stepmommy.
How do I get to that mountain, anyway?
Oh, here, I'll diagram it for you.
Don't bother. I'll take him. I've
just got to get out of this house.
Wait till I change.
Wow!
ways like a civilized human being.
First it's Taggert's boyish charm, and
now it's your indefinable something.
- Poor, nice Albert.
- I am nice.
Wouldn't you think she'd notice?
The bottom is loaded
with nice people, Albert.
Why so fast, Harper?
You got a way of starting
conversations that ends conversation.
Why is your wife divorcing you?
You got a way of starting
conversations that ends conversation.
What do you do this kind
of crummy work for, anyway?
What, are you trying to be funny?
I do it because I believe
in the United Nations
and Southeast Asia and...
You think it's funny if your life depends
on what goes through the Panama Canal?
I'll tell you something, boy,
so long as there's a Siberia,
you'll find Lew Harper on the job.
- Are you putting me on?
- Jeez, I don't think so.
Hey, Harper, what do you think of me?
Well, I'd say you had nearly everything
and could develop into almost anything.
What's my big deficiency?
Your sideburns.
Come on.
Just that.
Stop acting like a b*tch in heat
every time anything
Oh, so we think we're pretty.
Well, what's your big deficiency?
I have none. I'm a bloody saint.
Yeah? What about that woman
last night at the restaurant?
Well, what could be more saintly?
alcoholic to get information.
All part of the job.
Well, when I'm bored, I drive fast.
I pretend I'm on my way to
all naked and bright.
I've gone 105 along here.
Oh, what are you trying to do? Impress me?
Well, why don't you stand on it, old man?
You're just as stuffy as Albert.
The same Victorian hang-up.
woman's place is in the home.
Not in my home.
Well, now, there's something
Have you come to seek salvation?
It's me, Claude, Miranda Sampson.
This is Mr. Harper.
We're looking for Daddy. Has he been here?
No.
To my sorrow, no.
I'm sorry.
You may not come onto holy
ground. You've not been purified.
I was once a lost and evil man,
blind-hearted and sinful.
Miranda here can tell you that.
But then the sword of the blessed sun
slew the black beast of the flesh
and I was purified at last.
Can't I just look around?
He'll be risking the wrath of the sun god.
I'm lionhearted.
Expecting disciples for supper?
Whoever comes to the Temple of the Clouds
may be sure of some warm beans and a bed.
- Where is the harm?
- Nowhere.
I know you think me a charlatan.
I can only say that if you were correct,
then death could not claim me too quickly.
You obviously have some strong
connection with the Sampsons.
Don't deride me to them, I beg you.
The gift of this temple was
the beginning of my life.
I know to you I look ridiculous,
but I only want to increase the
amount of love in this world.
Where is the harm?
Nowhere.
That in itself is a victory. Don't laugh.
Oh, I only laugh at what's funny.
What's that,
- the bedroom?
- It will be.
It's nice.
How many followers you got up here?
- It varies.
- With the climate?
You might say that.
Thanks for the tour.
- Walk with love.
- I'll try.
Yeah, I only laugh when it's funny.
My own stupidity, maybe.
- Mr. Graves here?
- He's in Santa Theresa.
But there's a deputy in the library.
What's going on?
- Nothing much. Kidnapping and extortion.
- Oh.
Fingerprints?
Now, I knew that. What's the matter with me?
- You got an evidence kit?
- Oh, yes, sir.
Right out in the car. Do you
want me to go get it for you?
Oh, no, no. I just want to stand here
for a couple of hours and hold this.
No, listen, though, I'll get it for you, sir.
Long arm of the law, good luck.
- Yes?
- Lew.
- Yeah.
- It's a kidnapping. I got the note.
"Deposit $500,000
"at 9:
00 tonight."Oil field, one mile south of Santa Theresa.
pump, end of double row.
"After drop, drive north and keep on going.
"Too bad for Sampson if you screw up. "
us three-and-a- half hours.
Better call the Sheriff
and have him pay me a visit.
Right.
- Anything on the limousine?
- Nothing yet, but we're checking.
Lew?
How do you suppose they
knew the money was ready?
I don't know. Either they're gambling
or they got somebody inside the castle.
- You think?
- I think.
Okay.
Hey!
What are you doing there?
- I was just...
- How many phones in the house?
- Five.
- Come on, quick!
Too many.
Too damn many.
Since you phoned, I've
been pondering all this,
and it's my opinion we
give them the money clean
and hope they come through with Sampson.
Then if they don't, he'll hunt them down.
- You think?
- I think.
Oh, no, no. This note says to
drop the money and drive north.
Well, that means he'll be
making his getaway south.
I'll set up a roadblock down the highway.
You do that, you kiss goodbye to Sampson.
Well, whoever I catch, I
guarantee I'll make him talk.
You make it worse, you trip the money man.
We'll have the kidnapper in the county jail
but Sampson with his throat cut somewhere.
Who is this clown?
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