Hatching Pete Page #5

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A Float Without

A Big Old Ball Of Twine.

Come On, It's-- It's

Back In The Twine Aisle.

You Can't Miss It.

Thank You.

Anyways...

Um... Oh, Poole.

Oh, It's Nothing, Really.

I Mean, He's Got

A Girlfriend Anyways, Right?

- Right.

- And You Have

A Boyfriend,

- Let's Not Forget That.

- Oh. Yeah, Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Of Course.

All Right, Where's

That Stupid Chicken Wire?

- ( All Cheering )

- Yeah!

Jam, Knock It Off!

Give Her Pompoms

Back Right Now!

( Clucking )

( Squawking )

Ready, Okay!

Throw 'Em In The Muck!

Cluck, Cluck, Cluck!

Cock-A-Doodle-Do It!

Throw 'Em In The Muck!

Cluck, Cluck, Cluck!

Cock-A-Doodle-Do It!

Whoo!

Hey, You Wanna Go

Somewhere After The Game?

- Bawk.

- Where?

- Bawk?

- Come On, Cleatus,

Talk To Me.

- Bawk Bawk.

- We Could Miss The Bus.

Have To Find

Our Own Way Home...

- Bawk?

- Cleatus!

Cut It Out! What's With

The Silent Treatment?

I Bet I Know.

Poole's Not In There.

- Bawk!

- ( Laughs )

- ( Clucking Nervously )

- Of Course It's Poole.

- It Is You, Isn't It?

- Bawk!

See? What Are You

Getting At, Dill?

Does Anybody Remember

Poole Being This Funny?

- ( Chattering )

- No. It's Only The Last Couple

Of Games He's Come Alive.

And You Don't Just Wake Up

One Day And Be Funny.

Whatever.

Of Course It's Poole.

Well Then, There

Shouldn't Be A Problem

To Check And Make Sure.

( Clucking Nervously )

( Sneezes )

Whoo!

It Was Poole.

Told Ya!

( All Laugh )

Don't Scare Me

Like That. Okay?

Okay.

Ready, Okay!

Throw 'Em In The Muck!

Cluck, Cluck, Cluck!

Cock-A-Doodle-Do It!

Throw 'Em In The Muck!

Cluck, Cluck, Cluck!

Cock-A-Doodle-Do It!

Last Time!

Throw 'Em In The Muck!

Cluck, Cluck, Cluck!

- Cock-A-Doodle-Do It--

- Ewww!

Cleatus!

My Hair!

( Chattering )

- Bawk!

- What's The Matter, Cleatus?

- What Are You Doing?

- ( Clucks )

Oh, All Right.

See You On The Court.

Bawk.

Pete!

- Pete?

- ( Singing )

Pete!

Pete, Where Are You?

Do I Need To-- Bawk!

- ( Chanting )

Chicken! Chicken!

- ( Marching Band Playing )

Okay, Let's Bring It In!

Let's Bring It In!

Wow. We Haven't Had

A Crowd This Big

Since We Won

Two In A Row In '86.

Huh? You Say

Something, Coach?

Yes, I Was Just

Saying That We Have

A Lot Of Paying

Customers, Okay?

So Let's Give 'Em

Something To Cheer About!

But They Didn't

Come For Us, Coach.

They Came Because Of...

That Stupid Chicken!

Yeah, I Wouldn't Pay

To Watch Us Play.

We Stink.

( Clucks )

Let's See If This Helps.

- ( Clucking )

- ( Cheering )

All Right, All Right.

Let's Get In Here.

Come On, Ready?

- ( Clucking ) Roosters!

- Let's Go!

Whoo!

( Whistle Blows )

No, No, Don't Do It, No.

- ( Buzzer Sounds )

- ( Cheering )

- ( Whistle Blows )

- Foul!

- Foul!

- Thank You, Good Call!

- Cheerleaders:

Go, Roosters!

- ( Clucking )

- Let's Go, Dill.

- Fans:
Let's Go, Dill!

- Bawk Bawk, Bawk!

- Fans:
Let's Go, Dill!

- ( Buzzer Sounds )

- Yes!

- I Did It!

- ( Clucking )

- ( Fans Chanting )

Let's Go, Dill!

- Coach:
Let's Go, Dill!

Bawk Bawk,

Bawk Bawk Bawk!

Let's Go, Dill!

Let's Go, Dill!

- ( Clucking )

- ( Cheering )

We Are Not Losers!

We Are Not Losers!

We're Not Losers!

- All Right!

- ( Buzzer Sounds )

No, No!

- ( Buzzer Sounds )

- ( Cheering )

Pass The Ball!

Pass The Ball!

Pass The Ball!

Pass The Ball!

Bawk! Aw!

I Call A Time Out,

Thank You.

- ( Whistle Blows )

- ( Cheering )

- ( Cheering )

- ( Clucking )

Funniest Chicken

We Ever Had!

Coming Atcha!

( Clucking )

( Cheering )

( Buzzer Sounds )

( Cheerleaders Cheering )

( Playing Out Of Tune )

Yes!

We Scored 20!

We Scored 20!

That Was More Than We Had

All Last Season! Whoo!

( Cheering )

( Voices Echoing )

Whoa!

- ( Screaming )

- ( Grunts )

( Clucks )

- Thanks A Lot, Cleatus!

- ( Clucking )

I Don't Think So.

Ooh, Poole's Gonna

Hear About This.

( Blubbering )

I'm Gonna

Hear About This.

Ow! Gosh, Pete, Watch It.

- You Made Me Poke My Eye!

- You Watch It.

It's Not Easy Getting

Out Of This Thing.

Hey, Man.

What's With You

Saving Angela Out There?

You Should've Saved Jamie!

What Were You Thinking?

You Know, Pete,

You Weren't Thinking

Is What You Were Doing.

You Need To Get

Your Head In The Game.

It's Hard Out There, Poole.

You're Reaping All

The Benefits. I'm Out

There In The Trenches, Man.

Pete! I'm In

The Trenches Too!

Do Not Underestimate

The Job Of Me Promoting

You To My Sister, Okay?

It's Subtle Yet Consistent.

Seriously,

I Should Probably Get Into

Marketing When I Get Older.

You Know What?

No Offense To Your Sister,

But I'm Over Her Now.

Okay, Good,

'Cause She Wasn't

Taking The Bait.

I Think I Like Angela.

Angela Likes

The Chicken.

If She Only Knew

It Was Really Me--

Okay, Pete,

Stop Talking Right Now.

We Obviously Both Know

You Can't Tell Her.

I Understand This Whole

Dual Identity Thing

- Can Be Really

Difficult On You.

- Yeah.

But Guess Who Else Has

To Deal With It, Pete.

- Superman.

- Yeah, Well It's Lame

Being Clark Kent

- When Superman's The

Only One That Gets Noticed.

- But Clark Never Complains.

- Oh, My--

- Angela:
Cleatus?

- Cleatus, Is That You?

- We Had A Deal.

There's No Backing Out.

- Fine.

- Fine.

- Cleatus, Is That You?

- Hey.

- Hi.

- ( Laughs )

Yeah, The Closet.

- Right.

- I Change In There

Sometimes.

I Know It's Weird.

I'm, Uh...

Kind Of A Shy Guy.

Oh, That's Okay.

I Like Shy Guys.

Really? Good.

'Cause I'm Shy.

- ( Laughing )

- You Just Mentioned That.

- I Did.

- Yeah.

Look, I Just Wanted

To Thank You For,

You Know, Out There.

You Saved Me

From Getting Trampled.

- I Saved You From--

That's Right, I Saved You.

- Uh-Huh.

Yeah,

That's Pretty Sweet

Of Me.

You Know, This May

Sound Kind Of Funny,

- But You're Sort Of A--

- Superhero.

- Yeah, I Know.

- --Sensitive Guy,

I Was Gonna Say.

Yeah-- Well, Superman's

A Sensitive Guy Too.

Right, Of Course.

You Want To Know

Something Else

About Superman?

Sure.

When He Makes A Deal

With His Best Friend,

He Doesn't Back Out.

Oh, Yeah,

Superman's Best Friend?

Wait, You Mean Jimmy Olsen,

The Photographer Guy?

- Yeah. See, Superman

Kept Promises With Jimmy.

- Mm-Hmm.

Super Promises!

Right.

You Know What Else

Superman Does?

He Saves People

In Distress,

Like You Did For Me.

- So Anyways, Thank You.

- Okay.

I Guess You Are Kinda

My Superhero...

Today.

( Grunts, Thuds )

Hey.

- Sorry.

- Whoa. That--

- It's All Right.

- Once Or Twice A Week.

It Happened--

- So I'll See You Later.

- I'll See You Later.

- Yeah.

- See Ya...

When Later Is.

( School Bell Rings )

Pete.

Poole.

I Just Remembered,

In Fourth Grade,

I Lent You A Quarter

For A Taco Boat And

You Never Paid Me Back.

Uh, Okay, Want

The Quarter Now?

I Wanted It

In Fourth Grade,

But Now Would Be Fine.

Here's Your Quarter.

Thank You.

( Rooster Crowing

Ringtone Sounds )

Oh, You See That?

I-- I Missed A Call.

Yeah, I've Been Getting

A Lot Of Calls Lately.

Oh, Must Be Nice.

Hey, Cleatus,

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