Hateship Loveship Page #2
terrible accident, right?
Terrible accident, right?
off to prison like that.
Off to prison like that.
Just...
Just...
It's none of my business.
It's none of my business.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'll be home at 5:30.
I'll be home at 5:30.
Yes?
Yes?
My dad left this note for you
my dad left this note for you
Oh. Okay.
Thank you.
Stephen. S-t-e-p-h-e-n.
S-t-e-p-h-e-n.
Hateship, friendship, courtship,
hateship, friendship, courtship,
loveship, marriage, hateship...
loveship, marriage, hateship...
friendship!
Friendship!
Sh*t. It's friendship.
Sh*t. It's friendship.
This woman says she can reach
this woman says she can reach
orgasm just by shaking her leg.
Orgasm just by shaking her leg.
friendship is hateship.
Friendship is hateship.
Wait, this other woman
wait, this other woman
started masturbating when she
started masturbating when she
against some doll she slept
against some doll she slept
with.
With.
Do you think Stevie's ever
do you think Stevie's ever
had sex?
Had sex? I heard he screwed
I heard he screwed
Robin Simpson with his socks on.
Robin Simpson with his socks on.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
So, what do you think about?
So, what do you think about?
How do you do it?
How do you do it? Shut up.
Shut up.
What? It's totally normal.
What? It's totally normal.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah, totally.
'Cause you're my best friend,
'cause you're my best friend,
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you.
My parents have a handheld
my parents have a handheld
shower in their bathroom, so
shower in their bathroom, so
whenever I'm alone in the
whenever I'm alone in the
house...
house... okay, thank you!
Okay, thank you! Tmi! No more.
Tmi! No more.
What? It's totally normal.
What? It's totally normal.
Everyone does it.
Everyone does it.
Totally normal.
Totally normal.
It is.
It is. Hold on a second!
Hold on a second!
Um, I don't know.
Um, I don't know.
Let me just...
let me just... get... get that.
Get... get that. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Just...
Just...
God, she's so annoying.
God, she's so annoying.
Do you think she heard?
Do you think she heard?
Come in!
Come in!
Go real hard
Go real hard
go hard, baby
Go hard, baby
you the best
You the best
the kings in the club like
the kings in the club like
we love chess
We love chess
my queens in the club 'cause
my queens in the club 'cause
I love chests
I love chests
later.
Later. Um, I need your father's
um, I need your father's
address.
Address. Why?
Why? I have a card for him.
I have a card for him. Why?
Why? I'm just responding to the
I'm just responding to the
note that he wrote me.
Note that he wrote me.
What you waiting for?
What you waiting for?
Drinkin' cocktails like...
Drinkin' cocktails like...
the post office.
The post office.
I can mail that for you.
I can mail that for you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, it's not a problem at
oh, it's not a problem at all.
All. I go right by there, so...
I go right by there, so...
There you go.
There you go.
Clubs and bars just for one
clubs and bars just for one
reason, tongue needing
Reason, tongue needing
coke and rum meetings, love
coke and rum meetings, love
squeezing, liquor by the
squeezing, liquor by the
bottle...
Bottle... see you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow. Bye.
Bye. Bye.
Bye. They buyin' drinks like
they buyin' drinks like
they buyin' minks
They buyin' minks
there's no time to dance
There's no time to dance
sex in the air, on the
sex in the air, on the
beach
Beach
what you waiting for?
What you waiting for?
Time to sip some more
Time to sip some more
did you have a good day?
Did you have a good day?
Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.
Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.
Red margaritas
Red margaritas
f***ed-up senoritas
F***ed-up senoritas
oh, mama Mia
I waited for you to open it.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
"Dear Mr. Ken gaudette, I just"
"dear Mr. Ken gaudette, I just
thought I would write and send"
thought I would write and send
my thanks to you for the nice
my thanks to you for the nice
things you said in your note, in
things you said in your note, in
which you included in your
"which you included in your
daughter's note..."
daughter's note..."
ever hear of grammar?
Ever hear of grammar?
"I'm grateful for you saying."
"I'm grateful for you saying
that since some people feel that"
that since some people feel that
a person like me that they do
a person like me that they do
not know the... the background
"not know the... the background
of is beyond the pale."
"Of is beyond the pale." What?
What? This doesn't make sense.
This doesn't make sense.
She capitalized "beyond the"
she capitalized "beyond the
pale."
Pale."
Isn't that... that means,
isn't that... that means,
like, the other side of the
like, the other side of the
tracks.
Tracks. Ah, ah.
Ah, ah.
"I was born in ames, but my."
"I was born in ames, but my
mother and my brother and me"
mother and my brother and me
moved to twin view heights when
"moved to twin view heights when
I was a girl."
"I was a girl." No.
No. Blah, blah.
Blah, blah. Pbht.
Pbht.
"Then I cared for Mrs. willits."
"Then I cared for Mrs. willits."
Blah, blah.
Blah, blah.
"I'm afraid I've bored you long.
Enough."
You can say that again.
You can say that again.
No kidding.
No kidding.
"Thank you for your good"
"thank you for your good
opinion and for taking me to the"
opinion and for taking me to the
restaurant.
Restaurant.
It was a pleasure to be
it was a pleasure to be
included.
"Included.
Your friend, johanna parry."
Your friend, johanna parry."
beautiful hair.
Beautiful hair.
This has to be realistic.
This has to be realistic.
"I was so happy to see that you."
"I was so happy to see that you
underlined 'your friend.'"
underlined 'your friend.'
Someone like me, with a
someone like me, with a
checkered past, could use all
checkered past, could use all
the friends he can get.
The friends he can get.
Sometimes I think, 'who is my
sometimes I think, 'who is my
friend?'
"friend?'
Then comes your letter."
Then comes your letter."
That's boring.
That's boring.
Well, we can't just
well, we can't just
immediately write that he wants
immediately write that he wants
to suck her titties.
To suck her titties.
Okay, how about you say
okay, how about you say
something like, "you should wear"
something like, "you should wear
your hair back more often so the"
your hair back more often so the
world can see your pretty face"?
World can see your pretty face"?
How about that?
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