Hateship Loveship Page #9

I told you, I gave it to the

mechanic.

Mechanic. All $600?

All $600? Yeah, all $600.

Yeah, all $600. Pretty much.

Pretty much.

I got the receipt somewhere.

I got the receipt somewhere.

Oh, just wait.

Oh, just wait.

It's okay, buddy.

It's okay, buddy. It's okay.

It's okay. Aw. I'll take him.

Aw. I'll take him.

Shh. What's on his face?

Shh. What's on his face?

Okay, you ready?

Okay, you ready?

We're finally gonna get this.

We're finally gonna get this.

I think it's magic marker.

I think it's magic marker.

Shh. Shh.

Shh. Shh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, I just want to bite his

oh, I just want to bite his

little toes off.

Little toes off.

Oh, you just look like butter.

Oh, you just look like butter.

I just want to eat you up.

I just want to eat you up.

Yum, yum, yum.

Yum, yum, yum.

Oh, what's that on his face?

Oh, what's that on his face?

Ah, it's lipstick.

Ah, it's lipstick.

Look at that. What is that?

Look at that. What is that?

Here.

Here. Take him.

Take him.

I'll go get us some punch.

I'll go get us some punch.

Will you grab the wipes out

will you grab the wipes out

of there?

Of there?

You know, Ken, I've been

you know, Ken, I've been

known to hold a baby now and

known to hold a baby now and

then.

Then. Okay?

Okay? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, this hand.

Yeah, this hand.

Oh, don't wake up, pumpkin.

Oh, don't wake up, pumpkin.

Don't wake up.

Don't wake up.

Oh, ga-ga, ga-ga.

Oh, ga-ga, ga-ga.

What about something more

what about something more

piratical?

Piratical? Engineering?

Engineering?

I think I'm gonna major in

I think I'm gonna major in

premed, um, and I really want to

premed, um, and I really want to

go to Cornell for medical school

go to Cornell for medical school

after, but I think I'll do a

after, but I think I'll do a

junior year abroad first,

junior year abroad first,

possibly in like France or Italy

possibly in like France or Italy

or england, something like that.

Or england, something like that.

Cool.

Cool. Congratulations.

Congratulations. Thank you.

Thank you.

Well, I was a history major,

well, I was a history major,

and you see what that got me.

And you see what that got me.

Yeah, well, I really want to

yeah, well, I really want to

specialize in dermatology

specialize in dermatology

because it allows you a pretty

because it allows you a pretty

good schedule so I can have

good schedule so I can have

kids.

Kids. I really want a girl.

I really want a girl.

Um, so, hopefully I'll be

um, so, hopefully I'll be

married by the time I'm 26.

Married by the time I'm 26.

That way, by the time they go to

that way, by the time they go to

college, I'll still have time

college, I'll still have time

to, you know, live a little.

To, you know, live a little.

What do you want?

I have what I want.

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Here. You go up.

Here. You go up. Okay.

Okay. All right.

All right.

I'll just keep on

I'll just keep on

falling in love

Falling in love

till I get it right

Right now I'm like

a wounded bird

A wounded bird

hungry for the sky

But if I try my wings

and try long enough

And try long enough

I'm bound to learn to fly

I'm bound to learn to fly

so I'll just keep on falling

so I'll just keep on falling

in love

In love

till I get it right

My door to love

has opened up

Has opened up

more times than in

And I'm either fool

or wise enough

Or wise enough

to open it again

To open it again

'cause I'll never know

'Cause I'll never know

what's beyond the Mountain

What's beyond the Mountain

till I reach the other side

Till I reach the other side

so I'll just keep on

So I'll just keep on

falling in love

Falling in love

till I get it right

Till I get it right

if practice makes perfect

If practice makes perfect

then I'm near bout as perfect

then I'm near bout as perfect

as I'll ever be in my life

As I'll ever be in my life

so I'll just keep on

So I'll just keep on

falling in love

Falling in love

till I get it right

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