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what are we gonna do?

Oh, Dopa Yume...

Ha ha ha! D-Do...

- Dopo Yume?

- Yeah.

I love them. They're so dopo.

At the Roxy.

Ha ha ha ha!

Let's go downtown.

Oh, yeah. That worked last time.

No. OK, you know that was

just Toby trying to be all hard.

There's a monetary zone

of geography...

which we're not allowed to pass.

No, OK, you know what?

F*** that. There's a whole

different world down there.

There's nothing new here,

the same old boring sh*t.

I mean, come on, Em,

you were there last night.

That was so f***ed up!

Didn't it make

your stomach feel good?

- Let's do it.

- OK.

OK?

- OK.

- Let's do it.

- OK.

- OK. Let's go.

Bye!

Say something.

OK, you know what?

I, for one, would just like

to voice an opinion...

that this is crazy wack.

I just had to say that.

Oh, my God.

The police should know...

- Oh, my God!

- What?!

That guy's getting a blow job.

Ha ha!

It's not f***in' funny, Allison.

Shut up!

Oh, my God. Stop here.

Aren't they the guys...

- Yeah.

- Hey, Allison.

Allison...

I got your back.

Want something?

Uh... yeah.

No, I don't...

Um... no.

I don't know.

Not really. Heh.

What are you smiling at?

I'm just, um... smiling.

What are your friends

smiling at?

I think they're having

a nervous breakdown.

Oh, hi.

Hey, let's go, homes.

This is good.

Invite 'em to the party, homes.

Nobody's gonna kill us.

Yeah. They're going to kill us.

Some stupid ass white p*ssy...

and I'm horny

like a motherf***er.

Boo!

- Aah!

- Aah!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha!

You guys wanna come

to a party or what?

Yeah.

Hey! Whoa. Thanks.

This is so f***ing intense.

No, it's just family.

You're welcome here.

Hector!

Yo, Hector,

we got a situation, man!

I'll see you later, OK?

- You guys.

- What?

I really think that we need

to call somebody right now.

- Relax.

- No, I'm serious.

OK. Let go of my arm.

Hey, you rucas

want some tequila?

Do I get to eat the worm? Ha ha.

rale.

S, bueno.

T hablas espaol?

Un poquito.

- What's she doing?

- Ohh!

Oh, my God. Look at that.

Please don't...

Al! Please don't...

- Right now.

- Go!

You guys, we should go!

Sasha!

Hey, move, homes.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Drinkin' that, man?

- Hell yeah, homes.

Oh.

Hey.

- Hey.

- What's your name?

Thanks. Um, Amanda.

- Amanda.

- Mm-hmm.

Thank you.

You want to smoke rock?

Mm-mm. No.

You and me, man.

It is f***ing brilliant.

You think I look hot?

Emily, you always look hot.

You're just saying that.

Oh, bullshit.

Girl.

Hmm. Would you f*** that guy?

Yeah. But he'd f*** you

in a second if he could.

Heh.

I think I'm gonna

go talk to him.

All right. Well, do it, honey.

But no dancin'.

Because it leads

to the hard stuff.

- Get your ass over there.

- OK.

Hi.

- What's up?

- Nothing.

- What's your name?

- I'm Emily.

- Damn, Emily...

- Nice to meet you.

Ha ha!

Salud.

Ooh. Ha ha.

Any new business on Virgil,

homes?

Virgil? No.

You know, we still have the...

you know, maybe...

we still have a couple of taxes.

Hey, Amanda. Come here.

You know, feeling young

and being cool and...

Hey, what's up?

You guys like hip-hop?

Hey, ese, that's my homegirl.

Hey, don't talk like that.

- I'll be right back.

- What's the matter, ese?

Hey, Em, sweetie,

OK, I think we'd better see...

about getting the girls

and gettin' home, OK?

OK.

Sorry.

Hey, I'll be right there.

Hector... thanks.

I'm Allison.

Hey, check it out.

I was gonna move this party

to a motel...

- the Alvarado.

- Mm-hmm.

That's bad, girl.

What's that face

you got right there, huh?

It's not even like that.

It's just a place

where we party, you know?

I got a friend

who gives us a few rooms.

Kick back.

Nobody abducted your ass so far.

Thanks for letting us chill.

Yeah. Hey, don't forget, OK?

Alvarado Motel,

just south of 12th Street.

I can't believe

we just f***ing did that!

Yo, Alli's always on tip.

That was so much more fun...

than giving some rapper

a blow job at Jerry's Deli.

It was hot!

Ha ha ha ha!

Do you want anything?

No. Thank you, though.

Yeah.

We don't talk so much as

leave clues for one another.

I'm not a latchkey kid.

I have latchkey parents.

So, uh,

are your latchkey parents...

the reason you decided

to join a gang?

Oh...

poor little rich girl

needs the gang...

as mi familia. That's funny.

Someone once said

friends are just God's way...

of apologizing for family.

How can I complain?

If I say one word, it's, like...

"Look at your life. There are

people starving in India."

There are people starving

in Santa Monica, you know.

I thought they take them

downtown to starve.

All I'm saying is, you know,

that's not an excuse.

I'm not making excuses.

Hey, you don't have

to get angry about it.

I'm just interviewing you.

I'm not getting angry.

Let me ask you something.

Hypothetically...

is it... possible...

that all... this...

is really about you...

being attracted to me?

Heh.

Maybe. I don't know.

Oh, I think you do.

You're a smart guy.

You just don't know

if I feel the same way...

so...

you're playing hard-to-get

in your guy way.

It's so dishonest.

Have you noticed

that when you get serious...

you stop talking all, you know,

street and dope and sh*t?

Step, muthafucka!

I'm kickin' it old school.

A big shout-out

to all of your Gs in the house!

Yeah, dawg!

Heh.

Oh. Oh,

but you don't like that...

all street and dope and sh*t.

Oh, God. Um... OK.

How's this?

The Grateful Dead, dude.

Uhh ha ha.

Oh, we had the kindest Humboldt.

It... it...

Mmm.

I found God. Heh.

I can be lots of people.

I can be like you.

Hmm.

Gee, Dr. McConnelly, your...

position on cultural ethics

is fascinating...

and really applies

to the post-Clinton era...

in American politics.

I... just...

I just can't wait

till I'm old enough to vote!

Allison...

do you want to be

a different person?

Do you want to make love to me?

No, seriously, though.

Isn't this what all the clothes

and the talk...

you know,

isn't that what it's all about?

No, seriously.

Do you want to f*** me?

I'm just trying

to get to know you here.

And you're acting

like a porn star.

Oh, God, my nipples are hard!

Oh, God! Oh, God!

Oh, my God, Eric.

Eric, hooking up with you

would feel so good. Ohh...

Do you ever take

anything seriously?

How do you know

I'm not taking this seriously?

Ha ha!

Because this is

a f***ed-up power game.

Games are fun.

Could... could you

cover up, please?

Well, that's great footage, huh?

That'll really get

the math team going.

Yeah. Thanks.

You know...

What?

It's nothing.

No, Eric.

What were you gonna say?

Come on, I don't want

to hurt your feelings.

You're gonna hurt

my feelings? Heh.

Come on. Say it.

No, it's just...

You're one of the loneliest people

I've ever met.

What you doin' around here...

looking all homegirl and sh*t?

I always dress like this.

Oh, yeah? Wow.

Here I am, trying to look

like I got the money...

and you're tryin'

to look like me.

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