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you speak English?
To perfection!
- Where did you learn?
- High school.
- You went to high school?
- Till eighth grade.
Go on.
Stop.
- Was it good?
- Fine.
I think you'd better keep that.
Aldo can't speak English,
but he has a good accent.
Paris traffic is bad,
but so is New York's.
"I speak fluent English. "
- Fluent!
- I do!
- We get to choose?
- Of course!
You're heartwarming
in that skirt. It suits you well.
- Do you have a magazine?
- Right away, sir.
You're overdoing it.
My glasses.
One second.
Fluent!
- Where were we?
- We stopped there.
Relax, Charlot.
Next job in English...
...we send Jacques and Aldo.
- It went fine.
- We'll see in a little while.
I've seen some
good-looking broads.
"Ate Daze"?
Not listed.
Nothing.
Jacques said
it was all here.
No "Ate Daze,"
no "Wick. "
I'll take care of it.
Let's sit down.
- What'd you say?
- I asked if we could wait.
You're sure you said that?
I'm sure.
We're waiting, aren't we?
Fine.
How's my hat?
My hat.
The hat's fine,
but the rest...
Y'know, you really
are heartwarming.
- Oh, hello.
- It's gloomy up here.
Downstairs is gay and lively,
but here it's gloomy.
You're right.
Would you like a drink?
- Champagne!
- I'll get it for you.
I make 71,000 francs
a month.
- Interesting!
- Belgian francs.
You're Belgian?
I work soil and beasts.
- You work what?
- Soil and beasts.
- I'm an agricult!
- Agriculturist.
I'd like five glasses
of champagne.
- All for you?
- For a small celebration.
Where are the men
who fly the plane?
The pilots?
Over there.
Over there?
We can't go see them?
No visitors allowed
because of the hijackings.
The fifth glass.
Better be safe than sorry!
With all these imbeciles...
Anything can happen.
So they're over there, you say.
- Aren't they bored?
- Who gets these?
I'll show you.
Make sure no one
hijacks the champagne!
- What is it?
- A passenger's treat.
Evening, Captain.
Thanks for your help.
Don't you panic.
We're used to it.
- So are we. Altitude?
- 8,000.
Go up to 12,000
and keep circling to the left.
Contact the president
of the airline's insurance company.
He has an urgent appointment...
...with Mr. Smith
and Mr. Wesson.
You speak French?
Great!
Put that away!
Well, now...
...we've just heard
that one of the planes you insure...
...a 747, to be exact,
has been hijacked.
It so happens,
quite by incidentally...
...that we specialize
in rescuing such planes.
Two what?
- Two million.
- In what?
Dollars, naturally.
- 10% of what?
- Of the price of the plane.
What if, unfortunately,
they were to blow it up?
you'd owe the airline.
And you want
these two million in cash.
Naturally.
- And at once.
- Yes, that, too!
And where do I find
that much at this hour?
That's your problem.
You're the insurer!
This lady next to me
kept pestering me.
"How do they fly at night
and not get lost?"
I said we'd ask the captain.
So he told her,
because I already knew.
He said,
"See the little green light...
...on the tip of the left wing?
And you see
the little red light...
...on the tip of the right wing?
Well, we just fly between them!"
Suppose I accept?
Then it's all arranged.
Don't worry.
An hour from now,
if we're not followed...
...we'll phone you a password
to transmit to the pilot.
And the plane will go beddy-bye
in New York tonight.
"Ginette's striptease
isn't as good as Julie's. "
Perfect!
And now please,
turn off your radio.
Say nothing
and take me to Montreal.
If you like, you can then go
beddy-bye in New York.
Are we rich?
We're rich, you know.
How'll you spend it?
I can't believe...
I was a car thief,
and now I've got billions!
Millions!
Maybe I don't have the build...
...but I have a right to dream...
...to have lofty thoughts
sometimes.
I always love
other men's wives.
- How do you get rid of them?
- Get rid of them?
It's easy.
You tell them to go,
and they go?
Once I tell them, that's it.
I can't fall in love.
I can't.
Do you know
how much a girl costs?
We've got money now!
You never know
what can happen.
You've got to stay focused!
He's going to hurt somebody!
Lunge, Lino!
Good.
Ad out! Ad out.
Be courteous, gentlemen,
or I'll stop the match.
Carrying anything?
A little. 38, why?
I've got a fun job.
Here?
The casino cash-box
leaves in 10 minutes.
There'll be a driver and a guard.
Let's have some fun.
Just us two?
Maybe our friend
needs a laugh, too.
Doing all right?
"Our nature must
always come out. "
What're you talking about?
What was the point
of starting a new career?
You're going
to blow off our vacation...
...for a lousy $20,000!
It's not for money,
it's to have some fun!
To kill time, Simon!
Can't you just relax
and do nothing?
There goes
our society of leisure!
- You call this fun?
- You're challenging the whole theory!
Take Aldo and Charlot.
They're enjoying themselves.
Yours, mademoiselle?
Want to knock over
the casino cash-box?
F*** you! We're on vacation!
Let me pick up the girl!
Sure, this is how
we'll pick up girls!
Look at that fool!
Looks like a train starting.
That's walking!
- Come on, you too!
- Who walks like that?
I always walk like that
for the girls.
Watch the way I move.
Not like that, Simon!
- The leg like that.
- Smoother!
You have to see it
to believe it!
That really does
something for you!
Terrific!
That's how you pick up girls.
- He's riding a bike!
- Style and class!
- Not like that!
- Yes, like that!
I taught him!
I'll show you.
- Italian-style!
- Not like that!
Like this!
Smooth!
Simon, watch!
Let yourself go!
Lino, how do you
want the pasta?
- What'd he say?
- Tomato sauce.
Show me where we are.
We're there.
- Where are we going?
- There, to Haknan-Hwahwa.
Is there an airport?
At Haknan-Hwahwa?
A small one.
So, to Hakna-whatever.
Aldo, the dog and I
will take the plane.
Because I can't stand
any more vacation!
But why stop
at Haknan-Hwahwa?
Just look at
what's become of us!
And look at him!
He's sick!
No, no!
Paris, Paris, Paris!
Lino, the tanning lotion!
Charlot, give me a hand!
You must've caught a whale!
Easy!
You nut, I was sunbathing!
A Michelin 42/12.
A Michelin 42/12,
a very good snow-tire!
- You've had too much sun!
- It's not the sun. I know tires.
Why did we rent a sailboat?
If we had a boat with a motor...
...there'd be five girls here.
Why a boat with sails?
What's that?
A friend of mine,
a leftwinger...
...runs a summer holiday camp.
He gives suntanning lessons.
He told me
there's a triangle right there...
...that nobody thinks about.
Jacques, ever study suntanning?
When do we turn in the boat?
Are you being funny?
I told you, Paris!
Aldo! The girls!
What'd I tell you
about those girls?
- What'd I tell you?
- "Something's fishy. "
And here we are...
going where?
I know one thing:
They're not cops.
It's not the way
they do things!
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