Heavenly Match
- Year:
- 2014
- 88 min
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MARRIAGE:
IS A LIFETIME COMMITMEN I'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
A DEEP CONNECTION
THROUGH ALL:
OF OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE.
NO MORE LONELINESS.
NO MORE ISOLATION.
A 30-YEAR-OLD SINGLE MINISTER
THE WEDDING RING
IS A SYMBOL:
IN AS MUCH:
AS YOU HAVE EXCHANGED YOUR VOWS
AND YOUR RINGS,
MAN AND WIFE.
IN THE MIDDLE:
BUT I'VE GOTTA TRUST
YOU KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU'RE DOING
MIGHT NOT BE:
WHAT I WOULD CHOOSE
YOU USE:
BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS.
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
ANOTHER WEDDING RECEPTION SOLO,
SOON, I'LL BE FREE.
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THAT I DON'T BELONG
IN THE MINISTRY.
[APPLAUSE]
FILLING IN FOR:
REVEREND BLACK.
OH, THANK YOU, MRS. SANDERSON.
AREN'T YOU SWEET?
YOU KNOW, NEXT WEEK
IS VALENTINE'S DAY.
NO. NOT YET.
[APPLAUSE]
THE STRANGE REALITY
OF BEING A MINISTER
BECOMES THE BUSINESS
OF YOUR CONGREGATION.
IN A SORT OF:
BEHAVIORAL STRAITJACKE THAT KEEPS YOU
FROM TRAUMATIZING YOURSELF
OR ANYONE ELSE.
I'LL BE GLAD
TAKE IT EASY, HART.
PEOPLE WILL THINK
MRS. SANDERSON,
THIS IS:
REVEREND DAVID SWENSON,
FROM DIVINITY SCHOOL.
-AS WELL.
I HAVEN'T TOLD DAVID
ABOUT MY DECISION
NICE JOB:
ON THE NUPTIALS.
THANKS.
DO THEY LE THE ASSOCIATE MINISTER
HA-HA. VERY FUNNY.
FOR REVEREND BLACK.
AH, YES,
REVEREND BLACK'S
GOLF INJURY.
DOING VERY WELL, ACTUALLY.
THE BRIDE'S FOLKS
ARE MEMBERS OF THE CONGREGATION
AT ST. HELGA'S.
AND...
THAT I'M HERE,
BECAUSE I MIGHT BE
OH, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.
YEAH, AS I RECALL
YOUR WALTZ IS:
A CRIMINAL OFFENSE
IN 10 STATES. HEY!
THAT'S ASSAULT, SWENSON.
COME ON.
IT WAS GREAT,
DO I NEED:
OH, LOOK.
THAT'S OLIVIA TOMPKINS.
SHE'S ONE OF OUR LARGES FINANCIAL CONTRIBUTORS,
SO I HAVE NO DOUB THAT OUR DANCE WILL BE
AT THE NEXT WOMEN'S AUXILIARY.
WE'RE REALLY
JUST TWO PREACHERS
TRYING TO PASS:
FOR NORMAL PEOPLE.
OOH. YUM.
YOU KNOW,
I REALLY RESENT THAT ABOUT YOU.
TOMORROW NIGHT?
I DON'T KNOW,
WATCHING TV...
ORDERING A PIZZA.
IF I'M FEELING
TRULY ADVENTUROUS,
ONE WITH:
EVERYTHING ON IT.
HOW ABOUT A MOVIE?
WATCHING A COUPLE
OF TESTOSTERONE-CHALLENGED
OKAY, AND WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?
OH, NO, WAIT.
LET ME GUESS.
A ROMANTIC COMEDY?
ISN'T THERE A MOVIE
LIKE "PRIDE AND PREJUDICE"
MEETS "THE MATRIX"?
NO.
OKAY, FINE,
DEAL.
"YOU'RE SO LOVELY.
YOU SHOULD BE MARRIED BY NOW."
YOU FEEL LIKE:
A DESPERATE, OLD SPINSTER.
DO YOU KNOW THA THE PARISHIONERS AT MY CHURCH
ARE NO LONGER:
BUT ARE ACTUALLY
PRAYING FOR IT?
WELL, I WOULDN'T BE CONCERNED
24-HOUR PRAYER VIGILS.
SINCE DIVINITY SCHOOL,
I HAVEN'T TOLD RONNIE
OF DISAPPOINTMENT ON HER FACE.
DO YOU MIND:
THANK YOU.
OF THE PULPIT?
NEXT WEEK, I'LL BE BACK
LIKE BEING TANTALUS
FROM GREEK MYTHOLOGY.
WHO WAS TANTALUS?
HE'S THE GUY
WITH FOOD:
THAT SOUNDS:
AFTER I STAR MY NEW FITNESS PROGRAM.
OH, YES. PLEASE DO.
AMAZING.
YOU KNOW, YOU MAKE
BEING A MINISTER
LOOK LIKE A CAKEWALK.
TO BUILD A 1,500-SEAT SANCTUARY
AND PARTNER WITH
IT'S AMAZING.
YES, I'M A PREACHER'S KID,
I'M HAULING MYSELF
UP MOUNT EVERES WITH MY LEGS TIED EVERY DAY.
THE LAST TIME:
I TRUSTED A CHURCH,
MAYBE I'M NOT SUITED FOR THIS.
WITH THE MINISTRY, CASE.
THEN YOU'RE NO DOING YOUR JOB.
AND I KNOW YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR GUARANTEES IN THIS,
BUT THERE AREN'T ANY.
WITHOUT AT LEAS A FEW GUARANTEES OF SOME KIND?
IT'S CALLED "FAITH."
THANK YOU.
WHICH JUST REAFFIRMS
MY DECISION:
GOOD MORNING.
GOOD MORNING.
WHAT THIS EMERGENCY
MEETING IS ABOUT?
LAST NIGHT.
ARE JUST FRIENDS.
THAT'S WHAT CELEBRITIES
OF THAT HAPPENING.
WELL...
YOUNG MAN.
GOOD MORNING.
AM I LATE?
WE JUST STARTED.
HAVE A SEAT.
OKAY...
PASTOR BLACK HAS JUST ANNOUNCED
HIS RETIREMENT.
HE DID?
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
MISS HART,
CONGRATULATIONS.
INTERIM SENIOR MINISTER.
OF COURSE, YOU'LL
HAVE TO KEEP:
YOUR OTHER CHRISTIAN
EDUCATION PROGRAMS
STILL RUNNING,
IN YOU, CASEY.
OH, ED.
-YEAH, I KNOW.
I MEAN, MOST CHURCHES
WOULDN'T TRUST A WOMAN
BUT WE'RE PROGRESSIVE
HERE A THE CHURCH OF THE SHEPHERD.
AS TREASURER,
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