Hello Herman Page #5
I pulled out one of my pipe
bombs from my back pocket
and I said, "the next
person who moves
without me telling them to,
gets this up their ass. "
I walked over to Paul.
His bone was sticking out.
And he was crying.
So I told him to shut up
and I shot him in the gut.
He must have had quite
an effect on you.
I just wanted him to shut up.
Then what happened?
Get down!
Herman, please.
Mr. Phelps came towards me slowly.
Put the gun down. Herman.
I don't want to kill you.
Give me the gun.
I had to shoot.
He would have grabbed
me if I didn't.
I clipped him right
in the collarbone.
You know, he was
an allright teacher, man.
I mean, he actually
gave a f***, kind of.
Are there any other
teachers in this room?
If you're a teacher, would you be so kind
as to come up here and take a bow?
I knew that Ms. Cribb was there.
Nobody came forward.
So I called up three people that were
laying right down in front of me.
Susan, get up here!
It was Susan, this bitchy
girl that nobody liked...
James, follow her! Come on!
- James Hankley...
- Move it!
The editor of
the school newspaper...
Marsha, get up here!
And Marsha Dixon.
- Hello, Herman.
- Uh, hi, Marsha.
What are you doing?
Oh, I'm just making
a program for a game.
- A game?
- Yeah, like a video game.
You ever played one?
No, I've... I've never played
a video game before.
Duh. Of course.
- Duh?
- Stop it.
Stop what?
- Stop making fun of me.
- I wasn't making fun of you.
- Yes, you were.
- No, I wasn't.
- Yes, you were.
- No...
All right, I was.
I just... I just didn't...
What?
I just didn't expect "duh" to be a word
that came out of Marsha Dixon's mouth.
- Why not?
- I don't know.
So, do you do this all the time,
make video games?
You're not gonna be laughing
when I'm rich and famous
because of this game.
- You really think you can sell it?
- Oh, yeah, definitely.
No way. That's awesome.
Yeah.
Like, how much could
you get if you sold it?
Enough to be one of
the youngest billionaires around.
I didn't even know you could talk.
That's because you've
never talked to me before.
Don't get snotty.
I got to go.
What are you doing
Friday after school?
Nothing.
- We could see a mo...
- What the hell?!
I don't know.
Let's talk about it later.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Were you really talking
to freak show?
Yeah.
Ew. What are you? Into him?
No. Ew.
I just wanted to hear what
to see if he's the one leaving
me dirty messages.
- Mm-hmm.
- Dirty messages?
- Ugh!
- Fretard is leaving you messages?
Okay, see you later, freak show.
Whatever.
I want you, Marsha.
I want you so bad.
So, so, so, so bad.
I want you so bad.
So, so, so, so bad.
Okay.
Good night, superstar.
Aww.
Yeah, I just saw it.
I want you so bad.
It's gone viral.
So, so, so, so bad.
That was so funny.
Uh-oh.
Ooh, you gonna cry?
Oh, what a poor little baby.
All right, people, we have
classes to get to, yes?
Let's get there.
"Get to class. "
Oink! Squeal!
Not today.
I made damn sure to go in there and
kill more people than anybody else.
You want to know why, Lax?
Because I had to
reset the precedent.
some rinky-dinky sh*t, Lax.
But I was never going
to kill James Hankley.
I wanted him to live so he could write
about me in his precious school paper.
No!
Stop, Herman, stop!
I shot Ms. Cribb in the mouth.
Have you seen her?
No, I haven't seen her.
Yeah, but have you heard anything?
Well, I heard they had to amputate
her jaw... What's left of it.
She has to be fed intravenously.
Let's take a little break.
These posters look
really good, Sean.
You did a good job,
Vic. You're a good man.
Come and take these files.
You make sure you know
every detail in them.
What the hell's going on?
Vic, give me the files.
Give me the files!
FBI!
- Nobody move!
- Don't move, Gall!
- Put that gun down!
You don't know how this works, boy!
You don't know how this works!
I'm gonna see you again!
Don't you worry your
pretty little head about that.
- You're under arrest, Sean gall.
- F*** you!
You have the right
to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be
held against you in a court of law.
You have the right to
speak to an attorney.
If you cannot afford an attorney,
one will be appointed for you.
Do you understand the rights
as I have read them to you?
You're a dead man.
I tell you something, Vic... you got
the taste of blood in your mouth.
That ain't ever gonna go back
to what it was, brother.
Do you think I'm
afraid of dying, Lax?
- Yeah. Yeah, I do.
- Why do you say that?
'Cause you weren't man enough to
do yourself in, like all your heroes.
Hey, I'm prepared to pay
the price for what I did.
I think that takes way more balls
than just offing yourself.
- What about karma?
- You know what I think?
I think when you die,
it's game over, nothing, blackness.
What about reset?
When you hit the reset,
the game you've played before
doesn't have sh*t to
do with the next one,
and all the characters
just come back to life.
That's not how it works in reality.
Once a kid dies,
he doesn't come back to life.
Do you want to hear
what else happened or not?
Sure. Sure.
Eh, where was I?
- Right, so, I shot Susan, but...
- You said that already, Herman.
F***. What... I don't remember
what happened next.
I think I started
firing into the cro...
No, no.
That happened after the police
came through the door.
Yeah, the police
came through the door,
and everyone was screaming
because I threw a pipe bomb
right in the middle of the crowd,
and everybody scattered.
And everyone was running
towards the door
and the police came into the gym
and I was just running around
shooting people left and right.
There were only three cops at first,
and I was able to pick them off
right when they stormed the gym.
They only got one door open.
Everyone was trying to get out.
No cops could get in.
It was anarchy.
I ran up behind Marsha.
I put a .45 right to her back,
and I said, "are you
ready to die, prom queen?"
Then I shot someone who was
running towards the door.
No, no, no.
Please, Herman, please.
Please.
Please don't do this to me, Herman.
I'll do anything.
I'll do anything, Herman.
Please.
I want to see my mom again.
I want to see my little brother.
Please, Herman, please.
Isn't that funny?
She was ashamed to be
talking to me before that.
Do you know what it's like to
have that kind of power, Lax?
We're not interviewing me, Herman.
We have to take
him to his cell now.
- So, what'd you do next?
- I was out of control.
I bashed her nose in
with the butt of my gun
and I left her there to bleed.
Why's that?
Because I wanted her to learn
what life's like when you're not
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