Hello Herman Page #7

their eyes on the screen as w...

What?

They're ready.

This is it.

We are just about to witness the ex...

I... cut it. I can't do it.

Herman Howards, you're

about to be executed

by means of the electric chair.

Do you have any last words?

- What's up, Herman?

See, when you're a kid,

you have to find that one thing

that you care about and stick to it,

'cause that's all you got.

What's your one thing?

I don't know.

I'll have to tell

you when I grow up.

Some people seem to think

that the question is,

"what the hell are we

gonna do with these kids?"

Well, they're wrong.

The real question is,

"what the hell are we gonna

do with us adults?"

So, today, take your eyes off

the computer screen, log out,

unplug, go outside, and exercise

your right to breathe.

You're still allowed

to do that, you know.

Take a momentary break from,

"buy this, sell that, feel this. "

But do it after the show,

because today,

we're gonna talk about what happens

when you devalue human life.

Okay, let's take some calls.

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