Hercules in New York Page #2
- G
- Year:
- 1970
- 75 min
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Hey, what do you know?
Central Park.
This is good enough.
It's fine.
Here we are
in Central Park.
I'll go get my bag.
- That'll be two bucks.
- Big city, New York.
Bigger than Athens.
Bigger than Rome.
Bigger than Carthage.
I'd say New York is the biggest
place there is.
- Pay the cabbie.
- Pay him?
- What?
- For the ride, two bucks.
Bucks?
The bread, the shekels,
you know, the long green,
the money, two bucks!
He wants to be paid for driving
Hercules in the chariot?
That's the idea, mack.
My name is Hercules.
Hercules, Schmurcules,
give me the dough.
Bucks? Doe? What's all this talk
about male and female animals?
This guy got all his marbles?
He's just come over
from the old country.
Look, Herc, it's money.
You know, drachmas.
Money?
I don't have any money.
You don't have any money?
Holy moley.
He ain't got no money.
Hercules doesn't need
any money.
What?
That's the stupidest thing
I've heard in my whole life.
A couple of deadbeats, huh?
Pretzi:
Look, buddy,you see. . .
There's been a little mistake.
Well, now,
ain't that something.
A mistake.
Well, what do you know. . .
a mistake.
Last time, you gonna give up
the dough or ain't you?
Isn't it enough since Hercules
rode in your chariot?
You've been immortalized.
I've been who?
You heard him,
you've been immortalized.
- Driver:
Are you nuts?- Well, you see. . .
- It's like this--
- Driver:
Like what?Well, you see. . .
uh, we, I--
Okay, call the cops.
Not before I have some fun
by taking it out of your hides.
- Run, Herc!
- You deadbeat!
How dare you
touch Hercules?!
Brad says we've got the best
all around team we've ever had,
a cinch to win first place
in the intercollegiate meet.
I should hope so.
I know Rod, for one,
has worked very hard,
even to the point
of neglecting you, I'm afraid.
I don't mind, Dad.
I want him to succeed.
I'm sure he will,
darling.
You know what pleases me most,
Helen, about these boys?
J udging from their classroom work,
they apparently have brains
as well as brawn.
How are those men
over there?
They're just athletes
training.
- Athletes?
- College guys.
Hmmph. . .
What do you mean?
You think you could do better?
( snorts )
What do you mean?
These guys happen to be champions.
Ha!
- Nobody can beat them.
- Ha!
Wait!
Where are you going?
- Over there.
- What for?
To show them how
to throw the discus.
No, no.
You've gotta stay here.
You can't go
buttin' in there.
They would not like me
to instruct them?
No, it's just for college guys.
No outsiders allowed.
I am Hercules.
Put that discus down!
You have no business out here.
Those men do not throw it
far enough.
- You don't say.
- I do say.
- What is it, Helen?
- That man with the discus,
the coach seems to be
arguing with him.
These boys are
record holders.
Then they should
be better.
I suppose you believe
that you're better.
I once showed them in the
Olympics in Greece how to do it.
They profited by
my instruction.
You showed us in
the Greek Olympics, huh?
- What year was that?
- That was the year. . .
Hey, coach.
Let him show us, coach.
Maybe there is something
we could learn.
Well,
it's always possible.
All right, go ahead.
Show us.
Thank you.
What else do you do?
I ncredible.
Okay, Tom.
( cheers and applause )
Great throw, Tom!
Great throw!
Okay, let's see you
beat that.
A very good throw
for the earthbound.
Skip the wisecracks.
Put your money where your mouth is.
I do not have any money.
I mean, stop talking. . .
demonstrate.
All right.
Wow.
That's my buddy.
He's a Greek fella.
He just come over. . .
from Greece.
- Dawson.
- Coach.
You're our anchorman here.
- Show this fella something.
- Yes, sir, coach.
Fifty bucks says my pal beats
that guy about to jump now.
I'll take that.
It's a bet.
- This fella can hold the money.
- No, that's all right.
I trust ya, buddy.
All right, Mister.
Let's see you top that.
Certainly,
if you wish me to.
Wish you?
Brother, I'm begging you.
- I beg your pardon?
- Why, what's the matter?
- Did I do something wrong?
- My name is Professor Camden.
- How do you do?
- And this is my daughter, Helen.
Here's our card.
I wonder if you'd
do me a favor.
Sure, spill it.
Have tea
with my daughter and me.
Shh! Not so loud!
You never know when one of them
narcotics cops is around.
Tea, the conventional
social drink.
You mean the drinking stuff?
Of course! What else?
Wait a minute.
You want to get together
just to drink tea?
Do you find that
so uncommon?
Well, no, but eh. . .
it's just that nobody's ever invited
me to do that with them before.
Well, around 4:
00, then.Hm?
Great.
Hey, Herc!
( doorbell rings )
Please go into the library.
I'll tell the professor
you're here.
Hercules:
Ha, ha.Pan.
It's a funny one.
I must tell him about this.
Yeah, you must do that.
Yeah.
Helen:
Hello!How do you do?
How do you do?
I'm so happy you both
could be here.
Hey, cut that out!
- Won't you be seated?
- Thank you.
My father should be here
any minute.
- Is anything wrong?
- What could be wrong?
It's just that you're looking
at me so strangely
I feel my hair may be out of place
or something of the sort.
Everything's perfect.
Everything's in its place.
- You remind me of someone.
- Really? Someone you know?
- A goddess.
- A goddess?
I remind you of a goddess?
It's a beautiful day,
isn't it?
If the sun comes out,
it will be a beautiful day.
You and she do have
a lot in common.
It's kind of you to be
so complimentary, but. . .
I must say it's the first time
anyone's been quite so. . .
so extravagant with his comparisons
where I'm concerned.
( doorbell rings )
Excuse me,
that must be my other guest.
What's the matter with you?
Now you cut that out!
Talking that way to that dame.
You're acting like some kind
of a bull in a ten-cent store.
You just got here,
and right away you're on the make.
- What am I making?
- J ust cut it out.
That's no way to talk
to a dame.
I don't understand.
Maybe I'm being
a little rough on you.
Maybe you do things differently
where you come from,
but that's not the way we talk
to a dame here, that's all.
What did I say
that was wrong?
J ust cut it out!
That's all!
That's not the way to talk
to a broad, understand?
I guess you all
know each other.
- Hi, fellas.
- How do you do?
How are you doing?
- Hey, what's happening?
- Is he your lover?
My what?
Hey, Mister,
watch your talk!
I can hear my talk.
I cannot watch it.
You won't hear it much longer
if you don't apologize to her.
Apologize for paying
her a tribute?
A tribute?
- I nsulting her.
- A beautiful woman
with a handsome man for a friend,
they must be lovers.
Herc, you cool it!
I find it unnatural
if they're not.
All right,
you asked for it!
( thud )
Ughh!
You have struck Hercules.
Come off that rap. Keep that up,
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