Here Is My Heart

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Here's my position, sir.

Very well, sir.

Here's my position, sir.

Very well.

Gentlemen,

our calculations

are practically the same.

This position

puts us in mid-ocean.

It's June

In January

Because I'm in love

It always is spring

in my heart

With you in my arms

The snow

is just white blossoms

That fall from above

And here is the reason,

my dear

Your magical charms

The night is cold

The trees are bare

But I can feel

The scent of roses

in the air

It's June

In January

Because I'm in love

But only because

I'm in love

With you

We're here, sir.

Oh, swell!

Let's see. Right...

Yeah, that looks like

the middle, all right.

Yes, sir. Right in the

center of the Atlantic.

Fine.

What's happened?

What's he

fishing for?

Got him.

Yeah. Pardon me.

Okay, Captain,

you can get under way.

Right, sir.

Bridge?

It's Captain Dodge.

Get under way.

Higgins!

Yes, sir?

Oh.

When we get ashore,

have this stuffed

and mounted.

Yes, sir. Sort of

a fighting pose, sir?

Yes. Yes,

that'll be all right.

Yes, sir.

Well, that's done.

Is this for men only?

What's all this fuss

about a fish?

Oh, it's just something

I promised to do.

Promised who?

Myself. You see, I...

Oh, you'll think

I'm nuts.

I think that anyway.

Go ahead.

Well, the point is,

I'm a fugitive

from a chain broadcast.

What? No more

Jones programs?

Mmm-mmm.

That is,

not until I've done

all the crazy things

that I always wanted

to do when I was a kid

and didn't have a thin dime.

I see.

Including fishing in

the middle of the ocean?

Mmm-hmm.

But I think that's swell.

What else have you done?

Oh, I...

You'll talk.

I won't. Tell me.

All right,

here's a list.

"Rescue damsel in distress."

Hey, wait.

Is that why you took

us aboard when the gang

went broke at Monte Carlo?

Right.

Well,

I'm a damsel in distress!

That's what you are,

yes, ma'am.

What is it, Sparks?

Beg pardon, sir.

Some radiograms

for you, sir.

Pardon me.

Oh, yes.

Now, how do you

like that?

I'm fresh

from fishing in the

middle of the ocean

and he wants me

to think about money.

Now, you radio that

Max Morris and tell him

if he sends me

one more offer,

I'm going

to get myself

another agent.

Yes, sir.

Oh, Sparks.

Yes, sir?

Here's a couple

of answers for you.

No.

Yes!

Sorry, but

that's all Mr. Jones told me.

Turn her around, Captain.

We're going back to

Monte Carlo.

Yes, sir.

What has happened?

We're going back.

Listen. "Have located

second Jones pistol

in Monte Carlo.

"Come at once. Jimmy Smith."

Second Jones pistol?

Mmm-hmm.

Meet the first one.

I read about these pistols

when I was a kid.

And I picked this one

up in Russia, last summer.

I've always wanted to

present these pistols

to the Naval Academy

at Annapolis.

You know, that's where

John Paul Jones is buried.

Where's

the other pistol?

Well, it's in Monte Carlo,

according to Jimmy Smith.

Smith?

He's that newshound

on the Paris Chronicle.

That's right.

Well, back we go.

John Paul Jones.

So, you're one

of his descendants?

Oh, no,

I'm just a coincidence.

That is all, but the "J."

Isn't that for John?

No. No, it isn't.

For James?

Let's go out on deck.

Jerome?

Mmm-mmm.

Jeremiah?

No.

Jupiter?

Mmm-mmm.

Well, what is it?

Fish might hear.

Not a fish in sight.

Well,

it's Jasper.

Jasper Jones!

Keep it shady.

All right. But you

better be nice to me

or I'll tell all

and ruin your career.

Oh, blackmail, eh?

Well, gal, what's your idea

of being nice?

Singing.

Beautiful miracle

Pardon my lyrical rhapsody

But can't you see

How you have captured me

Being so glamorous

Can't you be amorous

Just for me

Make it soon

Take a look at that moon

Love is just

around the corner

Any cozy little corner

Love is just

around the corner

When I'm around you

I'm a sentimental mourner

And I couldn't be forlorner

When you keep me

on the corner

Just waiting for you

Venus de Milo

Was noted

for her charms

Strictly between us

You're cuter than Venus

And what's more

you've got arms

Love is

just around the corner

Any cozy little corner

Love is just

around the corner

And I'm around you

Well, stranger.

Hi, Jimmy, hi.

How are all the Smiths?

Low, Paul, low.

And the Joneses?

High, Jimmy.

As I said before, high.

Any reason?

Wonderful.

But coming up,

she turned me down.

Who did?

I don't know.

Now, wait a minute,

wait a minute.

Let's begin all over again,

will you?

We were

coming up together.

Yeah, for the third time.

For the first time.

Oh, then

she wasn't

really drowning?

This was

in the elevator.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

But she wouldn't

look at me.

And she kept right on

not looking at me,

with one of those looks,

you know?

Yeah, I know.

Distant, but devastating.

Exactly.

I know.

You know, Jimmy,

you ought to write.

Thanks. I'll suggest

that to the Chronicle.

Be a smart move.

But in the meantime,

get set for a sock.

You know her.

She's married?

No, no,

this is serious.

You can't have

the second Jones pistol.

Oh, no. Why not?

Because the little lady

won't sell it to anyone

who rates less

than a king, a queen, or

maybe an inside straight.

What lady?

Her high and mightiness,

the Princess Alexandra.

And who's she?

The Ritsky Russky

who owns the pistol.

She's right here

in this hotel.

Hmm.

Well, wait a minute,

I'll talk to her.

Hello. Get me...

What's her name?

Alexandra.

Get me the

Princess Alexandra.

Right.

Now, what did you

tell her?

The works.

I told her you sang

for Snap-a-lastic Garters.

She never heard of you.

She never heard of

Snap-a-lastic Garters.

I even told her I'd get her

on the front page with you.

With pictures.

Well, maybe

that wasn't so bright.

Oh, hello.

Hello, is this...

Oh. The Prince Nicholas?

Her cousin.

Hello.

This is Mr. Paul Jones.

No, just Mr. Jones.

Yeah.

No. But after she saw

Mr. Smith, Mr. Jones,

the doctor prescribed

absolute quiet.

Well, can't I even

make her an offer?

I'm willing to

pay a very good price.

No. I fear Her Highness

cannot sell it to you

at any price.

You're not in the market

for a good car, are you?

No, I'm not.

He's not.

You're right, Jimmy.

They're a couple of snobs.

I think

I'll stay over

and tell her so.

That's right. Stand outside

her door and yodel, "Snob."

Maybe if I do stay over,

I'll see her.

I've got to see her.

I've got to find out

if she remembers that

they brought us up together.

Brought you up?

Yeah.

You and the Princess?

Mmm-hmm.

No, no,

the girl in the elevator.

Oh, I see. My mistake.

Wrong floor.

It's June

In January

Because I'm in love

Oh, I'm in love

It always is spring

in my heart

With you in my arms

The snow is just

white blossoms

That fall from above

And here is the reason,

my dear

Your magical charms

The night is cold

Oh, the night is cold

The trees are bare

Oh, the trees are bare

But I can feel

Well, he made it.

The scent of roses

in the air

It's June

In January

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