Here Is My Heart Page #2

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Because I'm in love

But only because

I'm in love

With you

In love with you

Oh, it's June

In January

Because I'm in love

It always is spring

in my heart

With you in my arms

The snow

is just white blossoms

That fall from above

And here is the reason,

my dear

Your magical charms

The night is cold

Brrrr!

The trees are bare

But I can feel

The scent of roses

in the air

It's June

In January

Because I'm in love

But only because

I'm in love

With you

Come in.

Your dinner, sir.

I didn't order any dinner.

Is this your room?

Yes.

Well, is this you?

Mmm-hmm.

Then it must

be your dinner.

Whoa. Whoa, now.

What number do you want?

Well, what number you got?

Well, I got

a little 359.

You can't have it.

Is that so?

Tried to trip me, huh?

Try that again.

Waiter.

What are you

doing there?

Why don't you

bring in the dinner?

Well, are you stupid

or impertinent?

Stupid, madame.

And impertinent.

Hurry, please.

Idiot!

Come in, come in.

A fine mess.

A fine mess.

Oh, seven and eight

are 15, not 22.

Right?

Right, sir.

Thank you.

Beautiful,

Your Highness.

What's beautiful?

Your singing, Highness.

I wish I had a bomb.

A bomb?

Yes.

So something

would happen.

Anything!

Yes, yes, of course.

It must be very dull

for you here.

Dull? It's prison.

It's worse than prison.

In prison

at least I might

be whipped. Something!

Yes, yes. Of course.

Why don't you go somewhere?

Go somewhere? Go where?

Why, anywhere?

There's nowhere I want to go.

There's no one I want to see.

Nowhere to go

and I can't stay here.

I can't just sit here

and play this, can I?

Well, at last something

has really happened.

What a victory.

Come, darling. Shall we eat?

What a mess.

What a mess.

Who, me?

No.

The world.

The world.

All right.

Well, come on.

Stupid. Stupid.

Pobisohka, quiet.

Did you notice,

we have a new waiter?

It's about time.

The other one

was impossible.

A mess. A mess.

He certainly was.

Waiter.

Yes, sir?

What is that wine?

Why, this is

Rousseau 1911.

Really, a very

middle class wine, sir.

Might I suggest Octave 1909?

Drunk in all the best places.

Who is?

The wine, cookooscka,

the wine.

Oh!

Well, send me a sample.

Say, a couple of cases.

Very good, sir.

We might

try some together.

Nicki!

Oh, sorry, dear.

She thinks

I'm too chummy

with the servants.

But I don't think I am,

do you?

Nicki!

Where is your tie?

He's undressed.

Ask him what is

the meaning of this?

What is the meaning

of this?

Why, I...

Revolting!

Disgusting!

Unspeakable!

Here, try mine.

Nicki!

Tell him to find a tie

and return here at once.

Find a tie

and return here.

At once.

At once.

At once! At once!

Well, are we

going to sit here

and wait for a necktie?

Vova! Call them up!

Do something!

Uh, yes, yes.

Pardon,

Your Highness.

But I hope Your Highness

will permit me to finish

serving you.

Evidently,

you are not aware

that you must address

Her Highness only

through me.

May I

address a remark

to Her Highness?

May he

address a remark

to Your Highness?

He may.

You may.

Well, permit me to say

that I forgot my tie

only because of

my great excitement

when I discovered

I was to have the honor

of waiting upon

Her lmperial Highness.

He forgot his tie only

because of his great

excitement

when he discovered that

he was to have the honor

of waiting upon

Your lmperial Highness.

You may

tell the young man

that we quite understand.

Her Highness

quite understands.

That's hot.

Yes, I know,

Your Highness.

I heated it.

Yeah.

By the way, that American

called up this afternoon

about the pistol.

I suppose he talked

through his nose?

I don't know.

I couldn't see

through the telephone.

It's nothing

to joke about.

These rich nobodies

come over here

and think

they can buy up our

most personal treasures.

I understand

this one made his money

in some fantastic activity

called crooning.

On the other hand,

take this waiter.

What a charming

apology he made for

appearing without a tie.

You can

see for yourselves

that he has instinctively

a thousand times the

breeding of this

Jones person.

Are your ears red!

Nicki!

Sorry, darling.

Well, even at the risk

of paying myself

a compliment,

I shouldn't dream

of contradicting

Her Highness.

You see?

Uh-huh!

Soup.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Your Highness!

Your Highness, I must

apologize for the waiter.

Waiter?

Yes.

But we've never

been better served.

In fact,

I'd like this waiter

assigned to us regularly.

Yes, Your Highness.

Pepper! Pepper! Ah!

Let me explain to you in

a clear, cold, calm,

reasonable way.

I shall

tell them that you,

that you have disappeared.

Oh, that the police

is after you.

Oh, no, you won't.

I'm going to keep

right on being

their waiter.

She's a princess,

you know.

Yes, I know,

and it's too bad,

'cause there's really

a swell girl underneath

all that Highness stuff.

I'm going to

stick around.

Monsieur Jones.

It will cost me my job.

Oh.

All right,

I'll buy the hotel.

Buy the...

Yes, I'll take it over

tomorrow. Any objections?

Sold!

Waiter! Fish!

You see?

You're keeping

me from my work.

Now, what was

that amount again,

last week's unpaid bills?

Thank you.

400,030 francs, sir.

And this week's?

Come in.

Five hundred and

sixty-two thousand.

Oh, fine.

Bigger and better.

Ah, good morning,

Mr. Jones.

Oh, good morning.

I've just been auditing

the books of your,

I mean, my hotel.

Oh.

I seem to be

my only paying guest.

I'm very sorry,

monsieur, but...

You're sorry? Oh, yeah.

Don't people ever pay

their bills?

Oh, well,

the lower classes, sometimes.

The middle classes, always.

But the

upper classes,

monsieur, never!

Well, there are going

to be some slight changes.

From now on,

the richer, the quicker.

Make me out

an upper class list.

Including the Russians?

Yes, certainly.

Ah, monsieur,

but we must be careful.

You cannot offend royalty.

No, you probably can't. But...

Let's make an effort anyhow.

Send them a bill immediately.

As you wish, monsieur.

Everything is ready, sir.

Right.

Ah, yes,

maybe I'd better see

if I can do that, huh?

Let's see now.

It goes thus and so.

And ta-voom. How's that?

Very good, monsieur.

Thanks awfully.

Boy, oh, boy,

is this good.

What a story!

I can see it now.

"Warbling Waiter

Outwits Royalty."

Quiet,

they'll hear you.

What's this,

Rough On Rats?

Get out of there.

Ah. "Poisons Princess

Purloins Pistol."

Now, go away. Go on.

Okay, okay.

But when do we go to press?

As soon as

I can get that pistol.

That's a date.

Now, stay in character,

but give her the works,

Eighty-three hundred

ninety-two,

sixty-four hundred...

How can it be less

when it should be more?

Oh, good morning, Paul.

Good morning,

Your Highness.

Yes.

Excuse me just

a moment, will you?

Yes.

Something's wrong

with my figures,

as usual.

Well, this is a plus sign.

Yes, yes,

I realize that, yes.

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